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[Mia Zapata's Ghost]

We really could get a Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe playlist going.

I vote for this song too:

 

[Mackerel Fish Stew]

We finally got some insight into the reason for the breakup. Apparently Kev sent Wedge some furry kink art or something that TRIGGERED one of his many sensitivities:

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It's likely not a new girlfriend, Kevin has previously admitted that his twitter bio won't fit his "girlfriends"

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Yeah, transgirlinSEA seems to be the Nikki mentioned in that tweet.

 

[Law]

Imagine furry inflation art being the language of your soul. Never change, Kevin.

Then as he falls further down the hooker chain, he will be up against HIV positive crack whores who will always edge him out as they may be toothless, pox ridden and needle scarred, but they still have functional and less decaying vaginas.

Sex work is work! It's an empowering career choice you bigot!

It's pretty funny that Kevin is acting so grief stricken over his breakup with Wedge when, if I remember correctly, they hung out in person only like 4 or 5 times ever over the course of a couple of years

Hustler Kevin will turn that grief into gibs, just you watch.

 

[Shovel Of Ammunition]

I'm growing increasingly worried that Neck is no longer part of the KGIU. I think Wedge got him in the divorce. If so, I'm gonna miss that wacky-arm inflatable tube man with surprisingly sensible fashion sense.

He tweeted today that he was broken up with twice this week so probably

 

[ExsanguinateHorizon]

I never watched or read Death Note but wasn't the point that Light succumbed to his evil, that none can resist the siren call of the book no matter how noble you were in the beginning? If someone gave Kev a button saying it would blow up a gathering of 'people he doesn't like' including women and children I think he'd do it. The problem being he's a retard that loves attention so he'd keep vague tweeting about it. He'd be perfect if the pendulum swings back that hard.

 

[FinnSven]

Sex work is work! It's an empowering career choice you bigot

Hey! I am saying that they are doing better by selling themselves rather than stealing,

It’s not bigoted to point out that wedge is physically repulsive and it’s not my fault that cheap bottom of the barrel scraping johns would still prefer a real vagina than a infected, badly healed, deliberate wound!

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

We finally got some insight into the reason for the breakup. Apparently Kev sent Wedge some furry kink art or something that TRIGGERED one of his many sensitivities:

Kev's doodle was probably better than anything Wedge shat out and that triggered our threadless clown whore with the blown out asshole. What a bunch of faggots, Jesus Tapdancing Christ.

Kevryn's acting like Wedgie was the love of his life to the point of inseparability and now that he's fucked off Kevie's life suddenly has lost all meaning and shit. They met and actually interacted in the meatspace what, four times? Five, maybe? Kev's so autistic and terminally online twatter dot coom is just like real life to him. In his mind cybering with two smelly trannies is the same as actually having sex with an actual woman. This is a fate worse than death.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I wonder if there was a pay pig thing going with Wedge.

Kevin seems like the kind of faggot to get off to findom.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I wonder if there was a pay pig thing going with Wedge.

Kevin seems like the kind of faggot to get off to findom.

He's already in that kind of relationship with Hasbro and he doesn't "make" enough money to sustain another one, so probably not?

 

[Mia Zapata's Ghost]

I would love to see the piece of furry porn Kevin made that was so degenerate that even the tranny clown prostitute found it too extreme and triggering.

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

Break up with Kevin over the UK trip? For spending money on another "girlfriend" as well as too many children's toys? Nah, let's dump him over some fucking furry art.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

Kathryn, My Favorite Furry's Arms Are Not BLUE!!! You make me most Angry with this Most Criminal Of Changes In History EVER!!!
You Either Recolor it, RIGHT NOW, or I will Seriously RIP HIS ARMS OFF and Seriously (WILL) Watch You All At THE TRANCH DIE from this Heinous Of Crimes EVER!!!
We are no longer Wives or even Clown Hooker and His John. You have gone TOO FAR. I HATE YOU. SEND MONEY.

signed, (in Clowny ASL), THE WEDGE

 

[ExsanguinateHorizon]

Imo it's less whatever the shitty art was and more the context. If someone kept lovebombing me I'd expect they take the time to visit me instead of some actual retard they just met on another landmass. Instead he made a consolation prize that's supposed to be worth something because he put his 'heart and soul' into it. He's low-key trying to make it sound like a 'petty' thing caused a breakup because he's a narcissistic asshole.

 

[MissAnthropist]

I'm gonna throw my guess in the ring: I bet Wedgie was mad about Kevvie not visiting and lolling about in the UK instead, so Kevvie drew furry porn for him. Only Kevvie, ever self obsessed, used Wedgie's "OC" in come kind of content that he didn't "consent" to. He said the art "finally" burned the bridge, so it sounds like only part of the story.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Wedge wouldn't even be able to give his "services" away for free post-surgery - just look at Kevin's situation

Let's not look at the amhole and say we did.

 

[duckbutter&toejamsandwich]

Break up with Kevin over the UK trip? For spending money on another "girlfriend" as well as too many children's toys? Nah, let's dump him over some fucking furry art.

Imo it's less whatever the shitty art was and more the context. If someone kept lovebombing me by saying I was their special husband, I'd prefer they take the time to visit me instead of some actual retard on another landmass they just met. Instead he made a consolation prize that's supposed to be worth something because he put his 'heart and soul' into it. He's low-key trying to make it sound like a 'petty' thing caused a breakup because he's a narcissistic asshole. Anyone would be hurt by the situation.

I'm gonna throw my guess in the ring: I bet Wedgie was mad about Kevvie not visiting and lolling about in the UK instead, so Kevvie drew furry porn for him. Only Kevvie, ever self obsessed, used Wedgie's "OC" in come kind of content that he didn't "consent" to. He said the art "finally" burned the bridge, so it sounds like only part of the story.

This is Kevin, he's going to tell whatever story gets him the most empathy. He's not going to tell anything resembling the truth because he isn't capable of any kind of self awareness and truth doesn't bring in the gibs. I doubt the art played anything but the smallest role in the breakup. I'd bet it's a combination of never seeing Wedge/barely giving him attention and hitting him up for cash when he spent all of his in London.

 

[John Flynt's Axe Wound]

I'm gonna throw my guess in the ring: I bet Wedgie was mad about Kevvie not visiting and lolling about in the UK instead, so Kevvie drew furry porn for him. Only Kevvie, ever self obsessed, used Wedgie's "OC" in come kind of content that he didn't "consent" to. He said the art "finally" burned the bridge, so it sounds like only part of the story.

Probably something along those lines. As brain damaged as Wedge is, he probably had enough of seeing Kev beg for money, travel to the UK, beg some more and then post more toys.

 

[MissAnthropist]

Do we have anyone following Wedge since he's gone private? Curious if he has anything to say about Wedge v Amhole.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

While I did propose a paypig situation, I got a wholeass Lucky Charms box here that says that Wedge's previous emotional attachment to Kevin (if any) was not serious.

Not only is Wedge the NPC of the situation, but there was a scene maybe a year ago where Wedge was experiencing "housing insecurity" and there was some speculation on The Farms that Wedge was going to either move in with Bryan Loeper or he was going to move out to the Tranch. IIRC, the conclusions of that speculatory arc was that Wedge gets some kind of tugboat in the frozen Nordic shithole he inhabits.

If he was desperate to be with Kevin forever and ever, he would have found a way to scheme himself onto the Tranch.

Kevin doesn't want equals, he wants situations where he's the baby and other men are the daddy.

Wedge's theoretical willingness to subordinate himself to the existing Tranch structure would itself be a turn-off.

"Your gift is unworthy of me" seems part and parcel of this dynamic.

 

[FinnSven]

Any speculation as to why Penny doesn’t like wedge?

I realize that Penny disliking wedge is speculative in itself, but it makes sense as if Penny liked wedge he would probably have tried to get him to live on the tranch and pimped him out for alpaca feed and drywall.

While the obvious thing is jealousy over Kev and wedge “fucking”, I wonder if Penny might have an issue with Wedge for other reasons?