Dragon Age: The Veilguard - A woke disaster? Yep!

Are u woke enough for this game?

  • Hell yeah, I want play it with my wife's son

    Votes: 169 9.4%
  • Nope, I need to suck more girlcock first

    Votes: 389 21.7%
  • Yasss, I identify as an autistic dwarf of color

    Votes: 376 21.0%
  • Nah, I rather play Fallout76

    Votes: 855 47.8%

  • Total voters
    1,790
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It has an official title. And a logo. Oh, such a logo.

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My hopes, which were not high, are now drifting toward the Challenger Deep.
As a wise man once said, HA! GAAAAAAYYY!
Elves in DA were always huge cunts. It only got worse in Inquisition where they revealed elves were gods and had their global super magical wakanda.
Wasn't it revealed the Elves deserved what they got all along?
 
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All hail DeShawndra Deleveux, Archmage, Department of Magical Vehicles. She's on her BREAK.
 
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All hail DeShawndra Deleveux, Archmage, Department of Magical Vehicles. She's on her BREAK.
Polygon: DeShawndra is Bioware's best female-presenting character of color yet

Also found this. Courtesy of David Gaider, this character's gonna be a companion in Dreadwolf. He's a man who identifies as a woman and is a powerful magister, seriously. It's only gonna get worse.
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As I've always said, if the devs want to have their troon propaganda gay bullshit in their games, fine, but at least give me the option of being a massive racist biggot at the same time.
Listen, you can role-play an evil sociopathic murderer who uses and abuses people for the pursuit of your own power, but a racist? Now that's just a step too far buddy.
 
Listen, you can role-play an evil sociopathic murderer who uses and abuses people for the pursuit of your own power, but a racist? Now that's just a step too far buddy.
A violent nigger elf who (((fights raycism))) by killing whitey and raping women then.
 
I hope this game is really in-your-face with its AGP fetishism. Also, every NPC in the game should be gay with zero explanation for where children come from.
 
As I've always said, if the devs want to have their troon propaganda gay bullshit in their games, fine, but at least give me the option of being a massive racist biggot at the same time.
Exactly. That's why I wish they didn't bend the knee to the fangirls after Mass Effect 1 and let Ashley being pro Earth/Humans.

I still never played Andromeda and I have no intention of doing so regardless lmao. Crowbcat needs to come back because his video on the game was the best
If you have played Halo 4 then you have played ME:Andromeda. It's the same thing but without the cringe dialogues and the dating sim.
 
If this game bombs, there's now a chance that Greedfall 2 could rush in and claim the spotlight for itself.

And then people can finally be aware that there was a greedfall 1.
I stopped playing when the tribal goons started doing blood sacrifice to a fucking tree for some reason.

One day I'll go back...

Also I suspect that my assessment of what was going on that I made an hour into the game is 100% spot on.

The natives have some sort of deal with an evil thing that either is the island or lives in it and that's where the disease comes from, and if they sacrifice enough it will kick off the invaders for them again.
 
Morrigan will be a MTF tranny. Calling it now.

Something something second Awakening.
Well its also interesting that Greg Ellis went schizophrenic and shot himself in the foot as far as a career is concerned. Iirc Bioware dragged him. So no more Cullen yay.
 
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Why did they give a man face to Cassandra in DA Cisquisition?
 
Why did they give a man face to Cassandra in DA Cisquisition?
Eh, she's just got a bit of a jawline. Honestly she's probably one of the better looking women in Inquisition. Then again I might be thinking that because the others fucking suck, except maybe Josephine.
Also Cassandra gets bonus points in my book for being straight as an arrow, thus making bioware's fans extremely fucking mad. Like "let me write an essay describing exactly why this extremely pious woman should be a Lesbian" kind of mad.
 
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