Philosophy Tube / Oliver Lennard / Oliver "Olly" Thorn / Abigail Thorn - Breadtube's Patrick Bateman.

[narcissistic injury]

Oh god, it's fucking Curio, aka Sophie From Mars. Before he trooned out he made a full video about living with borderline personality disorder, making him the first troon in history to be correctly diagnosed with a psychiatric illness. If you've ever met a borderline, you know everything about this man. He is one of the tetchiest cunts on Twitter. He had a minor, classically BPD spat with Lindsey Ellis over a misgendering non-incident prior to her whole Unpersoning:
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He is also one of the more hideous troons out there. Serving full Monster Factory realness. He does that sour grapes "I can't fail at being attractive if I actively try not to be" thing that uniquely hideous troons fall back on.
Why he doesn't have a thread yet is beyond me, he is one of the most instantly unlikeable people on YouTube.
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A-G-P! Comorbid with B-P-D!

He was at that huge tranny protest in January, dressed like an angry teletubby. It's not clear from the pic, but this guy is hilariously bald. His eyebrows should feel honoured, those bangs have journeyed across planes arid and endless to meet them. One gust of wind and that hair will look like an avian threat display.
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Oh my god I clicked on the bpd video. His affect is just like ollys

And he completely annihilated his own appearance

Hahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaha
99% of transgenderism is cluster b PD

 

[Francine StripeCheer]

Based Bri'ish Bessy

Let this be a lesson to ye- Her Royal Highness will not tolerate any Chinese mystic potionry or med'cines on these shores.

oy you cheeky wanka, the queen is 'er majesty, "'er royal 'ighness" refers to princesses and the like

 

[AfghanBlue]

oy you cheeky wanka, the queen is 'er majesty, "'er royal 'ighness" refers to princesses and the like

And while we’re on titles, can we have a round of applause for the best, self bestowed title of all time,

‘His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, CBE, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular.’

Olly goals

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

‘His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, CBE, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular.’
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Olly goals

What would Tube's title be?
"Her Excellency, Trans Princess of Terf Island for Life, Philosopher Abigaile Thornetté-Lennard I, PhD, MA, DBE, Lord of All the Trannies in /tttt/ and Autogynephiles of Twitter and Conqueror of the BreadTube Genre of YouTube and ContraPoints in Particular."

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

What would Tube's title be?
"Her Excellency, Trans Princess of Terf Island for Life, Philosopher Abigaile Thornetté-Lennard I, PhD, MA, DBE, Lord of All the Trannies in /tttt/ and Autogynephiles of Twitter and Conqueror of the BreadTube Genre of YouTube and ContraPoints in Particular."

I think you could add a "Supremely Enlightened" prefix to Philosopher and toss a "Most Exalted Subjugator of the Transphobic Beast Known as NHS" at the end.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

Given the pretentious of academia, there should definitely be an “emeritus.”

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Given the pretentious of academia, there should definitely be an “emeritus.”

Emeritus means "retired" in the context of some public offices where the person was allowed to keep his or her title and some of his or her duties. A professor emeritus for example might not be involved in the daily workings of a university but she might be invited on a regular basis to hold special lectures or give speeches at conferences, a rabbi emeritus might not be fulfilling the regular daily duties of a spiritual leader or scholar, but he might be invited to the rabbinical court if there's a case of special importance.

Going by these Ol' Lies could be a Fuckboy Emeritus.

 

[PennyAni]

Forgive me, but Tube, aka the most boring man in the universe, is serving up that kms tedium realness….
so allow me to drone on about contras new video but not in the contra thread, cos I actually like contra.

Spoiler: Contra smack sperg

Contra, to no one’s surprise, after making a lighthearted few mentions in dun’n’dusted past tense, andprobably thinking she’d kicked it easy peasy right off the bat (the first trick of the poppy, hoho) has clearly spent the last year developing a greater understanding of the crushingly empty apathetic sort of misery that is getting to know your opioid addiction, first year of study-She’ll be fucking stuck for at least ten years.

That’s when your health really starts to go down the pan, and you really need to get clean or die from all the little brewing health complains youve been working up for, increasingly, the last half of your addiction: and if you START at over 30, you haven’t quite got the..youthful elasticity to keep bouncing back from deaths door.

Genuinely, I Stan. It’s nice to see fellow stupid cunt representation.


I have been thinking about these matters somewhat since watching the contra video on the subject the other day- about how she doesn’t even realise how long this road is going to go on for.. catalysed by:

Unrelated British junkie news: the queens jubilee has royally fucked a vast swathe of methadone maintenance ‘patients’- Due to a bizarre choice to make Thursday a bank holiday, meaning chemists closed for four days in total, which means, no more methadone if you happened to miss Wednesday.
Thank you, ‘er Maj.

So. There will be loads of people trying and failing to get off the stuff-the MTD, rather than the OP, using this as a springboard, as well as the clinics being jam packed with sick folk on Monday morning.

- sidenote, methadone is much, much harder to clean up from outside of a year long tapering process- your average heroin withdrawal you are at the worst for about 5 days- this is about 28 days on the green stuff. Another gift from the nazis- it was invented by the nazis, tho the idea that the original name was Adolphine, is sadly, pure bunkum.


It’s such a grim, boring, infantilised way to live life, utterly controlled by something external and out of your locus of control, and a prisoner to a ticking biological time bomb at all times.

The aspect of contras video calling the weird-masked-representative-of-DROGS ‘mommy’- LOL, get your deviant kicks where you can I suppose, I should imagine it’s waaaaay harder to get a jolly when you are excreting from every bodily pore and orafices on a dirty bathroom floor for give or take 100 hours.

People go to some pretty masochistic places to get their thrills but as far as I’m aware, concurrent diarrhoea and vomiting + panic attack + back and leg ache+ fever + weeks long insomnia seems to be passed over by even the most serious perverts. Curiously.


Actually I doubt contra will have ever got to that point. With enough money and connections to private medicine you really needn’t ever get there.
I think it’s STILL more philosophical at this point- makes sense, it’s much easier to wax on about the waif-like tragedy (tm) when that isn’t a depressingly regular occurrence.

Oh shit- over in the States I had no clue that this methadone thing happened due go the
Jubilee! How infuriating, yet...completely predictable. Wrt the rest of your commentary on opioid use and Contra's new vid, I'll only say I agree 100% and also I fucking love you.

 

[AfghanBlue]

What would Tube's title be?
"Her Excellency, Trans Princess of Terf Island for Life, Philosopher Abigaile Thornetté-Lennard I, PhD, MA, DBE, Lord of All the Trannies in /tttt/ and Autogynephiles of Twitter and Conqueror of the BreadTube Genre of YouTube and ContraPoints in Particular."

‘Iz Mediocrity and Hypocrisy, Grift Trooncess of Warner Brothers The Making Of Harry Potter Land, ABigGal Abighoul tHorn,GCSE, superspecialBA MA, AGP, BPD, NPD Ol Lies and second coming of Contrapoints, with advisable that Sumtime Ded is Better, proclaimer and wielder of TUBE POWAH, writer of STP, The Prince’

 

[Bush King]

'er Majestic Royal Throneself, thrusting her superior TUBE POWAH into the faces of all heathenry and abandoned TERFs on this here island of St George, liberated by Paddy Jack so that the non-biological female felt not shame from their snakes, circa 500 Anno Domine

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

‘Iz Mediocrity and Hypocrisy, Grift Trooncess of Warner Brothers The Making Of Harry Potter Land, ABigGal Abighoul tHorn,GCSE, superspecialBA MA, AGP, BPD, NPD Ol Lies and second coming of Contrapoints, with advisable that Sumtime Ded is Better, proclaimer and wielder of TUBE POWAH, writer of STP, The Prince’

Jealous that I left out "GCSE, AGP, BPD, NPD", kek. Tube powah, indeed.
He definitely did drama in high school (probably GCSE too) and was the one in the group taking it way too seriously and scoffing at his fellow posh classmates for laughing too much or not following the prompts exactly. I hated drama because of those snooty types. Truly believed they were preparing for their future breakthrough roles in EastEnders or Coronation Street and were being held back by the untalenteds.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

Emeritus means "retired" in the context of some public offices where the person was allowed to keep his or her title and some of his or her duties. A professor emeritus for example might not be involved in the daily workings of a university but she might be invited on a regular basis to hold special lectures or give speeches at conferences

What I’m saying is, all terminal BreadTubers are emeritus video-makers.

 

[Dromedary]

I tried listening to Kill James Bond for a few minutes and it was agonizing. There's just this relentless forced mirth that I fucking hate in podcasts, people just straining themselves with fake laughter, trying to con an audienceinto thinking they're having a rollicking good time, but nothing's funny, it's a bunch of dullards jabbering, making noises, acting as if it's a meeting of Wildean wits instead of just drivel.

The topic was "What if James Bond had a Geordie accent?" Hilarious! I know it's a national pastime for Brits to shit on regional accents in the UK, but my god it's tedious. Olly took to it with glee though, thought he was doing the funniest impression ever. I can't believe he thinks he gets away with with that fluty "girly" voice, he sounds like some guy mocking women and their voices. Which... well, I guess the podcast gives him something to do, fake it til you make it I guess, but Olly shows no signs of breaking through to anything substantial in his "career". Who knows though, the way things are going in the UK he may be named head of some women's organization or charity, or named Woman of the Year or some shit because things are fuct.

 

[Mudkipcorn]

I tried listening to Kill James Bond for a few minutes and it was agonizing.

I had the same experience last week. It was very disappointing because I wanted to learn more about Alice, find more to laugh at. I like him the best of this ludicrous trio. He could almost be a troll. That's a thought I've had before while reading his Twitter. And maybe he is trolling, something I see in a few of the more (seemingly) self-aware troons. Maybe he isn't as self-aware as I think he is but I'm just going off the blatantly ridiculous things he writes about his fetishes online. Devon seems to have a bigger chip on his shoulder than anyone I follow. I'm also curious about him but Alice is less infuriating to me. Tube is tube.

I might try to listen again at some point but I dunno. I wish they would let their insanity fly high while toning down the tedious and unfunny bits.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I might try to listen again at some point but I dunno. I wish they would let their insanity fly high while toning down the tedious and unfunny bits.

I think deep down they hate each other's guts with a fiery passion and that kind of group dynamic/athmosphere isn't exactly conducive to producing good funny content.

Devon having a massive chip on his shoulder makes perfect sense since he's at the bottom of the totem pole among the three of them.

 

[AfghanBlue]

I just realised in Toobas picture he’s got a YSL handbag as well as the brooch.
Tacky overdone shit man.

Fucking come on tube. Get interesting. We talking about Idi Amin in yo thread brah

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I just realised in Toobas picture he’s got a YSL handbag as well as the brooch.
Tacky overdone shit man.

Fucking come on tube. Get interesting. We talking about Idi Amin in yo thread brah

IIRC his next video is planned to be dropped soon. Then we can have a Chube Powah Luv TV night again.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Bunch of negative top posts searching TUBE on Reddit- was looking for his sub to see if anything funny was happening.


Yes was the answer

On the picture of the “red carpet”



And replying to someone wanting to read Tubes “masters thesis”




ofc joan comes out swinging after being poltiely

our guy points out that he's happy to spend 90 seconds putting to bed a deliberate lie.

(lol that Tubey didnt EVEN do a dissertation)

While we're on the sketchy subject of Sg Andrews
- which joan cringeily calls 'the Oxbridge of Scotland' ;ummmmmm, no joan, Scottish institutions, particularly schools are VERY particular about not refering to themselves as fucking second rate versions of english things, which you'd know if you knew anything about the uk at all despite blithering on about it Superwholockian style all the long day...-

have a slice of vintage cringe- by far the most agonsing bits are the little ;lighthearted but totes genuine, hurhur what a relateable young lad i am'; sections.
on meatballs, and the like...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=599emCdjLs0

fucking hamfaced mourning-suit tosspot.

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

have a slice of vintage cringe- by far the most agonsing bits are the little ;lighthearted but totes genuine, hurhur what a relateable young lad i am'; sections.
on meatballs, and the like...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=599emCdjLs0

Oh wow, he's truly a jack of all trades, master of none. I like how he makes that leap - "I learned what Aristotle was talking about, what Plato was talking about, what law is, what human rights are, how to measure the rotational speed of a distant galaxy". He's not only a master of the humanities guys, but a master (mistress?) of the hard sciences too! We could have had PhysicsTube, but I suppose there's less room to pontificate about "queerness" when discussing relativity and torque angles. No one tell him about binary star systems.

 

[Bush King]

Oh wow, he's truly a jack of all trades, master of none. I like how he makes that leap - "I learned what Aristotle was talking about, what Plato was talking about, what law is, what human rights are, how to measure the rotational speed of a distant galaxy". He's not only a master of the humanities guys, but a master (mistress?) of the hard sciences too! We could have had PhysicsTube, but I suppose there's less room to pontificate about "queerness" when discussing relativity and torque angles. No one tell him about binary star systems.

Don't tell him about trinary systems or he'll take it as evidence that two-spirit was totes trans tolerance guise and not natives being extremely homophobic. Also don't tell him about the Sagittarius A* Cluster.