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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%

  • April-May 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%

  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 18 1.3%

  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.5%

  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.7%

  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%

  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.6%

  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 195 14.1%

  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 787 56.8%
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captkrisma said:
As entertaining as it would be seeing Jack fall off the wagon with cheap cognac, he did not drink from it. He used the same bottle for the Christmas goose and roughly the same volume. That isn't to say he will fuck up Coq au Vin because he absolutely will.
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Jack doesn't drink from the bottle of Hennesy, he just keeps it around in case Lexington Steele or Jim Traynor stops by.
 
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Quixotic Man said:
Jack would never jerk off ten guys. He is way too selfish for that. He doesn't do anything if it doesn't feed his ego.
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Also he has a gimp arm. Only one of them could jerk off guys. He is probably limited to jerking off five guys at most, but he would eagerly swallow every drop.
 
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Aaway said:
holy shit. i hate this fucking guy so much

hmmmm, i wonder why that bottle of henny is half empty? i don't recall jack ever using it in a previous video, my money's on it being tammy's drink of choice when she decides to hit the bottle after a long day of caring for the man toddler. we all know jack wouldn't be that open with his drinking because of his fear of tammy finding out. she probably acquired a taste for it on one of her "women's retreats" after spending time with someone from a certain demographic that both enjoys hennessy and women shaped like tammy

also, lol @ the amazing lack of self-awareness with that last post. too bad that shirt wouldn't even apply to the fat retard since he never had a brain to drop in the first place
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The Hennessy was from the plum(b) pudding video.
 
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Super Hans said:
I love that I work myself to the bone so this welfare queen can shove fast food into his face every day, just to have have him slap me in the face for it.
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I didn't think I could hate his dopey ass bitmojis any more than I already did, but fucking Mushbrain has me MATI at six fucking thirty in the morning as I'm commuting to work. Gimpy McLardass has no idea of actual work.
 
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GoodFattyDeadFatty said:
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It isn't a new thought, it's a lukewarm take from a headline you read. Elon mandated all his executive employees return to the office for work, then broadened the net to include everyone. Some positions actually work a lot more remotely than in an office.

Take recruitment as an example: Why go in to an office to do the exact same thing I can do at home from sourcing an applicant to making offers and hiring? Plus it cuts idle time fucking off in the break room and puts an added onus on productivity.
 
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