WhimsicalTrolli
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Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening
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Ralph is planning to hire a private investigator to harass Jade and Jim in real life now.
I can't say I wouldn't find it entertaining if he got some pictures of Jim to confirm the ones we have of him are real. DO IT RALPH YOU BIG PUSSY! You're not man enough, you're too scared to go back to jail.
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DO IT FAGGOT
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Ralph never actually follows through on any of his threats, he's a pussy who's all talk.
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LaurenLauren
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This would be extremely funny, but it won't happen as Ethan Ralph is currently too poor to afford a private investigator.
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Too poor and too chickenshit.
DelusionTree
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Ralph is too much of a pussy to see Jim personally? Not surprised at all.
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Ohnonononono daddy gym sisters... it's all over... the bog hog is getting a crack team of catboy cum detectives on the case.
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The Ralphamale does all his detective work personally by reading the Kiwi Farms, sir. Yew unnerstand? That make SENSE now?
We getting another retraining order lads? I'm sure his lawyer and the California judge will love that.
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Gunt keeps pushing his luck. It’s only a matter of time.
Fslur
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Gunt is just trying to excuse another beg-a-thon. The dollar store plate gang Ralph is using these days stalks people for free so this is definitely a scam for some emergency funds.
I doubt ralph is as poor as we think. Id have to pull the numbers but I am willing to bet the horse is pulling in benefits for being a single mother from the state and all that bs. I'm also not so sure his super chats are all fake maybe 30%. I'd say there taking in a net profit each month. plus all the money from when he had a decent show where he wasn't sperging everyday if he didnt spend it all.
Rogal Dorn
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Based Jim laying the legal groundwork for shooting Ethan Ralph in the face. He would have made an excellent primarch. This man knows battle strategy.
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Chantal makes 20,000 a month and still manages to spend it all before the end of the month. Never underestimate how bad lolcows are with money. Hookers, traveling the world, gambling and a cocaine and alcohol addiction are very expensive. We know he lost $6,000 in Vegas on a single day. Back at home Meigh's credit card probably gets declined when trying to buy diapers.
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He spent it all. We know that because otherwise Meigh wouldn’t be bitching him out for having to use her credit card for his $300 Cowboy Hat.
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That's where I'd disagree. I think if the ralphafund was running low we would see some truely insane amounts of e begging and stunts from him.
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I think the Portugo trips are pretty big stunts, and begging for donations so he can eat while there smacks of some serious desperation.
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You are operating under the illusion that he gives a single fuck about his finances and debts. Whatever he makes is getting spent immediately. Nothing is being put into a savings account or towards paying off his debts. He intends to die soon and he doesn't give a fuck how deep in debt he is putting himself and Meigh. They are not his problem when he strokes out at 40.
Fair but I also have a deranged theory they may be money laundering for that billionaire backer like those turks that got caught last year on twitch. I also think the burn out by 40 is a cope from him I think he's scared to death by what he's done to himself.