DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Coke Zero said:
Its hilarious how phil is struggling so hard to grasp the idea that not monetizing a stream/project/video whatever means you don't get money for it.
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Phil believes he should be getting paid, at the arbitrary rate he sets for himself based on how much extraneous bullshit he wants to buy at the moment, for every angstrom that he’s “on the clock”, and just to indicate how massively out of touch he is, he would be getting exactly that if he was one of the peons he looks down his nose at, working at a regular job.

Phil, nobody who has a job works every minute from the moment they walk in the door until they leave. Nobody. I mean literally nobody. Human beings don’t work that way and I wish your overseers had implanted that knowledge in you before they drained your tank and released you into the world. People skive off all the time, and here’s the really cool part: if you’re either really good or really shit at your job, most bosses really don’t give a fuck if you screw around. People are not robots and what few supervisors expect you to be can be told to Get Fucked, especially if you’re working a shit job which can be easily replaced by another shit job.

Lol this boy so afraid of a person yelling at him that he will do anything to avoid it. Even spend over ten years slowly ruining his own life.

Feels. Bad. Man.
 
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Pargon said:
Phil believes he should be getting paid, at the arbitrary rate he sets for himself based on how much extraneous bullshit he wants to buy at the moment, for every angstrom that he’s “on the clock”, and just to indicate how massively out of touch he is, he would be getting exactly that if he was one of the peons he looks down his nose at, working at a regular job.

Phil, nobody who has a job works every minute from the moment they walk in the door until they leave. Nobody. I mean literally nobody. Human beings don’t work that way and I wish your overseers had implanted that knowledge in you before they drained your tank and released you into the world. People skive off all the time, and here’s the really cool part: if you’re either really good or really shit at your job, most bosses really don’t give a fuck if you screw around. People are not robots and what few supervisors expect you to be can be told to Get Fucked, especially if you’re working a shit job which can be easily replaced by another shit job.

Lol this boy so afraid of a person yelling at him that he will do anything to avoid it. Even spend over ten years slowly ruining his own life.

Feels. Bad. Man.
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He was weird on how much he felt entitled and owed for a video he said he wasn't monetized.

He didn't even watch the original video which was 30-40 minutes less than an edited video. An edited video he didn't even make himself, which had someone dig up past Phil for him to react too. This totally defeated the purpose of the original video. He believes he worked extra hard bullshitting on a video he said he wasn't going to monetized (a seed he planted for it to be paid up later on) because he believed he put the most effort into it.

This is just going to make him go back to booting up Skyrim for 2 hours wandering around like an asshole and make more that way. It's his own fault for doing more than what lazy react content is meant to be, and saying he won't monetize it just so he can stand proud over the other content creators. HE really thinks he should get overtime or a bonus for it all and that's hilarious.

Phil has everything so ass backwards even outside streaming videogames. The whole react was just an 8 hour therapy sessions except the client wants to get paid for it and have complimentary doordashed take-out.
 
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It's always astounded me that Phail thinks he should be every other week and the paycheck should be stable. Just because he shows up to his second bedroom everyday and plays video games doesn't make any of this an actual job. Get the fuck out of here with this "clahwk in" bullshit. The fucking retard survives off the charity of others. He's on the level of a waitress or stripper. The income isn't stable. It goes up, it goes down. It's not designed to be long term or a career. Can some do it? Sure. But they understand that it's an "easy come, easy go" situation. Some days are good, some are not. Demanding that people pay him a base level every day is fucking bullshit. If he wants that so bad, he can get an actual fucking job that pays a flat rate per hour basis.

Who would ever want to rely on the capriciousness of others for your source of income? That's not a job. That's a "fill in the gaps so I can finish fucking college" situation. Phail has been delaying getting a job for almost 15 years. Soon is coming the day that he won't be able to sustain this and he'll have to do something different because if he doesn't, he'll lose his house and his horse. Because Khet won't stick around if Phail falls on real hard times. She doesn't love him. No one does. No one could.

His constant whining about how YouTube should do their "jahb" is fucking annoying too. Phail isn't a fucking programmer. He doesn't know the complexity it is to add even shit that seems simple in. How many hoops you have to jump through, how many agreements you need to have with regulators and other companies. To remain in compliance because if they don't, they WILL be sued. YouTube is in a tough spot because they're the biggest and they're owned by one of the biggest corporations on Earth. People are waiting to jump on them because it'd be a HUGE payday if they win in court. So YouTube has to be on top of it all the time. They have to cross their T's and dot the i's. Phail would understand this if he was in the job market in the past 10+ fucking years. But he thinks he can run it better. Well, fat boy, step up and show them how to do it. Then, you'd get your stable paycheck.

Anything and everything he says is so detached from reality. It's actually impressive.
 
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Yautja said:
This makes me empathize with him just a bit. He's a cunt and, clearly, a bad friend but it's such obvious cope that I can't help but pity him. To power level ever so slightly I moved far away from my home and friends and that shit is lonely. Without my gf I'd have lost my mind. That kind of isolation is almost surreal, especially if you don't make friends in your new home.
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I disagree, i dont pity or feel bad for him because everything that has happened to him, was always under his control to avoid.
No one told him to start spending above his means as soon as he started to make good income.
No one told him to move across the country.
No one told him to be a shit friend or shit boyfriend.
No one told him to go into bankruptcy.
No one told him to not have friends or social life in general.

If he was an actual victim of things out of his control then sure, there's room for empathy and pity. He did all of this to himself and unless he decides to change, he will keep rolling in shit until the day he dies and what do he has to show for it? a legacy of begging and no one to mourn him.
 
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Good morning!

We are officially in the "PLEASE SWING BY AND SUPPORT" season right from the BEGinning

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N0thingICanDo said:
Good morning!

We are officially in the "PLEASE SWING BY AND SUPPORT" season right from the BEGinning

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So we had a begging tweet yesterday, an extra begging video (AGAIN!) and now the week starts with begging DarkSydeBeggar is now in full effect. And as long as it is effective he will do it. What goes the bet he will soon change the title of his extra begging video to EMERGENCY! HAAALPPPP!

Also do you guys think that he is also doing it to get a validation for his new type of content? So far it seems he has gotten decent money for them so maybe he expects that his dent brighade fork over money again because he went out of his way to hide *cough* show no monetization
 
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Yautja said:
This makes me empathize with him just a bit. He's a cunt and, clearly, a bad friend but it's such obvious cope that I can't help but pity him. To power level ever so slightly I moved far away from my home and friends and that shit is lonely. Without my gf I'd have lost my mind. That kind of isolation is almost surreal, especially if you don't make friends in your new home.

Even if we assume off camera that Kat is incredibly affectionate and supportive being on the opposite side of the country, having lost contact with everyone you've ever cared about aside from family, is a heavy thing to deal with. At the end of the day you reap what you sow though. He had the opportunity to have life long friendships over his weird ego stuff. There's no way that doesn't hit him whenever he thinks about the events they went to together etc
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You really shouldn't pity him, because he had everything one would want in terms of a social circle, a girlfriend that cared about him, an (at the time) massive following of fans and he managed to piss it all away with his caustic personality.

I pity the people that never got to experience those things in life, not some fat retard that was handed a golden ticket and decided to just flush it down the drain.
 
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RougeRed said:
Reminds me of this classic. I give it to people outside the vortex if they ask who Phil is. I think it is great that, without any context or knowing who he is, regular people can immediately tell he wrote the letter himself.

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DSP Cries On Stream For 30 Seconds Then Eats 2 Whoppers

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That will always be the best video title of any detractor content.
 
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FamicomGorby said:
Ya know why does Dave keep insisting that he's getting too old to game?

Sitting on your ass and playing vidja is not the fucking same as a physical job that actually wears your body out. There is nothing stopping him from just gaming till he keels over from a massive coronary.
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That is true. And he is not playing competitevly anymore. So Ego-Shooters or other games that require quick reflexes shouldn't matter. He just wants to become a talking head as it is even easier: sitting on your ass and talk. that's it (in Phil'sd mind probably) Do you really think he will do research "behiond the scenes"? The only time he tries it is when he is debunking stuff like his own DTRH or now the Howard and John video.
 
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9:45 am is early for this 40 year old hard working blue collar mature adult who will be doing the excruciating activity of watching a video for 2 hours, not like those ezmode reaction channels who do that easy crap like editing, actually knowing what they're talking about (or kissing disney ass) so they have an informed reaction and actual pay attention to what they're reaction.

this guy...
 
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