DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[The Wicked Mitch]

No tip in over two hours, yes I did receive a $25 tip from OMM

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

I stole this from someone on discord, look at how he lies about minuscule things for no reason, jesus christ the mental illness on this mother fucker, he lies about everything for absolutely no reason at all, everyone can see that the pop filter is above the mic you fucking autismo retard, it's like he is incapable of telling the truth about anything and he does it for no reason at all., he can't even take the smallest of L's, no wonder all of his fans are literally bottom of the barrel reprobates, no one could see something like this and think the dude is not a dishonest retard.

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His explanation as to why he can't move the pop filter is like asking for bigger bread because the meat doesn't fit but don't say fold the meat cause then you have to fold the bread:

 

[Hogan of the South]

Correct me if I’m wrong, but did I just hear him say earlier today during his rant about being partnered with twitch that he had “friends and peers”? Besides super blind cuck who else does he consider in this greasy list?

 

[JPG]

AI on point in WWE

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday superchats

 

[King Nutsack]

No tip in over two hours, yes I did receive a $25 tip from OMM

Just casually admitting that he hides the 1MM tips until later because he's trying to "rally more support". Sleazy ass motherfucker.

Tips are not mandatory, but I will remind you of how long it's been since the last non-mandatory tip.

 

[Heinrich Hammler]

"This suck, this game is fuckin terrible"

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This is iconic

 

[tomstone]

AI on point in WWE

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please dont buy into phailburts narrative. $52 in tips (cheer, subs, superthanks on top of that) for playing a videogame for 1-2h isnt bad or like he calls it "slow" at all. it a lot of money.
99% of streamers would party if they get that, let alone get it on a day to day basis.

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

"This suck, this game is fuckin terrible"

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Did he already lower the difficulty like he said he “had” to?

 

[UsedUp]

If only Derish wasn't the way he is, we could could get this.

DSP being afraid of anything that isn't a white man.

 

[blahblahblah678]

Emil had to be the faggot Captain Save A Pig.

 

[UaineRunei]

I wonder why? Oh wait...

 

[Brownshirt Freshman]

Correct me if I’m wrong, but did I just hear him say earlier today during his rant about being partnered with twitch that he had “friends and peers”? Besides super blind cuck who else does he consider in this greasy list?

Yes. He said his friends on twitch got sponsorships while he didn't. Best part is this came like 20 minutes after a cope segment about why he has no friends but it's fine. Lying comes so naturally that he doesn't even bother to make sure if current narrative contradicts something he said mere moments beforehand.

 

[UsedUp]

Just like DSP has no friends, his Whales have no friends. They were beat up and had their lunch money stolen in their youth and no one wanting to be around them. DSP is the stealer of these dent heads lunch money.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Correct me if I’m wrong, but did I just hear him say earlier today during his rant about being partnered with twitch that he had “friends and peers”? Besides super blind cuck who else does he consider in this greasy list?

Kekon and Brian probably, Brian got some of those bounties Phil always wished he could have done also.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

At this point I wouldn't be suzprised if Phil doesn't have a split personality disorder and every persona inside him has a different story he tells.

I don't think he has multi-personality disorder, I honestly blame Linda and Dave for making this idiot the way he is. This my mentally ill hypothesis - in psychology, there's the nature versus nurture debate. Ex. Are horrible people made OR are they born that way? Someone from a fucked up childhood can go to therapy, heal from their past, and become a successful member of society (it can be done, but it's pretty low on the probability scale) but someone that grew up with everything they've ever wanted, a stable household, etc...can be a fuck up to the upmost extreme (the probability is still pretty low). My point being is this: Phil was made this way.

He got everything he ever wanted, minus the Wolverine toy, and was NEVER given that learning lesson of "You can't always get what you want.". His parents threw gifts and everything at Phil. Oh, something breaks? Well, they would replace it, NO questions asked. Phil was NEVER taught that just because you've worked HARD at something, it doesn't guarantee outcome. It's given an opportunity to get to the dance, but not to win homecoming king.

As Phil entered school, he learned REAL quick that he was socially awkward and had no real friends. He was bulled and he went into video games - it's there at the FGC took him in and welcomed him as their own.

As people, we all want to belong to something. Whether that's being a mentally ill detractor, your favorite sports team, your music scene, etc...that was part of Phil's identity: the FGC. However, the FGC learned REAL quick that Phil is that spoiled upper middle class kid that NEVER got told "No!" He ALWAYS got what he wanted and it spilled over into adulthood. When he aged out of being a kid, he truly believed that everyone should like him, because he's Phil! He deserves everything in life!

Another thing to mention, Phil ALWAYS had an out. While you and I had to push, grind, and do EVERYTHING in our power to get the things we achieved in our lives, Phil was given it. Prime example: the helicopter job. If you and I lost our job, our father and mother would tell us "Here's a bit of cash to cover a few expenses, but I can't help you with all of your expenses. You have to find a job quick." He ALWAYS had an out when shit hit the fan. Phil is conditioned that there is ALWAYS an out. Whether it's his parents, more begging, etc...It's why when he racked up $500K in credit card debt, it was an out. Phil was NEVER taught the power of money. He always thought that if something happens, he can ask or beg for it.

The point to all of this is this: Phil honestly truly believes that he has an out. I honestly believe Phil thinks that once his parents die, he'll get a NICE bit of chunk change. That's his last out and he knows this. He knows that once his parents finally die, for real this time, this is it. However, his habits of spending every single penny like it's going out of style bothers him. He knows this is an issue, but again, going back to my previous point: he knows there's another out to his issues.

Phil believes that just because he's there, on that bacon sweat stained chair, he deserves to hit the tips goal six days a week, He wants to be paid like an hourly employee, but doesn't want to get a real job. What Phil has FAILED to realize is this: content creators are ONLY as good as the next piece of content and are natural entertainers. Phil isn't. Phil is naturally boring and his true colors are when he's angry and not getting his way, which is why he acts like a child, especially when he's NOT getting his way.

In conclusion to this hateful piece of shit, Phil is a product of his surroundings and how he grew up. He was HANDED everything given to him and when life handed him a LITTLE bit of adversity, he was BAILED out. He didn't have to struggle, told "No, Phillip!" except for the Wolverine toy and that is the ONE thing he remembers, because being told "No!" shocked him to his core. Basically, Phil is a entitled piece of shit that deserves everything that has happened to him.

Hi, Phil!

 

[Lester Jones]

As Phil entered school, he learned REAL quick that he was socially awkward and had no real friends. He was bulled and he went into video games - it's there at the FGC took him in and welcomed him as their own.

That's 100% a lie. Phil was the coolest dude in the whole school. He went along with the jocks and the geeks + He was the batch valedictorian in probably one of the most difficult sports-oriented Catholic school in the state of Connecticut. He's just an all-around cool guy to hang around with.

 

[IHateMyJob]

I could have sworn I read a post here earlier that Emil would be the dent to save the day (can't find it now) Just want to see if you can do that trick but with winning lotto numbers? Hey Emil or the sock owner can you at least wait a bit longer before you bust your load on Phil next time. He's much more entertaining and does overtime (which lets be honest is more value for money then a stupid fucking hat and vest)

 

[WolverineGuy22]

He got everything he ever wanted, minus the Wolverine toy

He eventually did get the wolverine toy, just on the rerelease when it wasn't worth anything anymore bc his stupid parents waited.

 

[UsedUp]

I don't think he has multi-personality disorder, I honestly blame Linda and Dave for making this idiot the way he is. This my mentally ill hypothesis - in psychology, there's the nature versus nurture debate. Ex. Are horrible people made OR are they born that way? Someone from a fucked up childhood can go to therapy, heal from their past, and become a successful member of society (it can be done, but it's pretty low on the probability scale) but someone that grew up with everything they've ever wanted, a stable household, etc...can be a fuck up to the upmost extreme (the probability is still pretty low). My point being is this: Phil was made this way.

He got everything he ever wanted, minus the Wolverine toy, and was NEVER given that learning lesson of "You can't always get what you want.". His parents threw gifts and everything at Phil. Oh, something breaks? Well, they would replace it, NO questions asked. Phil was NEVER taught that just because you've worked HARD at something, it doesn't guarantee outcome. It's given an opportunity to get to the dance, but not to win homecoming king.

As Phil entered school, he learned REAL quick that he was socially awkward and had no real friends. He was bulled and he went into video games - it's there at the FGC took him in and welcomed him as their own.

As people, we all want to belong to something. Whether that's being a mentally ill detractor, your favorite sports team, your music scene, etc...that was part of Phil's identity: the FGC. However, the FGC learned REAL quick that Phil is that spoiled upper middle class kid that NEVER got told "No!" He ALWAYS got what he wanted and it spilled over into adulthood. When he aged out of being a kid, he truly believed that everyone should like him, because he's Phil! He deserves everything in life!

Another thing to mention, Phil ALWAYS had an out. While you and I had to push, grind, and do EVERYTHING in our power to get the things we achieved in our lives, Phil was given it. Prime example: the helicopter job. If you and I lost our job, our father and mother would tell us "Here's a bit of cash to cover a few expenses, but I can't help you with all of your expenses. You have to find a job quick." He ALWAYS had an out when shit hit the fan. Phil is conditioned that there is ALWAYS an out. Whether it's his parents, more begging, etc...It's why when he racked up $500K in credit card debt, it was an out. Phil was NEVER taught the power of money. He always thought that if something happens, he can ask or beg for it.

The point to all of this is this: Phil honestly truly believes that he has an out. I honestly believe Phil thinks that once his parents die, he'll get a NICE bit of chunk change. That's his last out and he knows this. He knows that once his parents finally die, for real this time, this is it. However, his habits of spending every single penny like it's going out of style bothers him. He knows this is an issue, but again, going back to my previous point: he knows there's another out to his issues.

Phil believes that just because he's there, on that bacon sweat stained chair, he deserves to hit the tips goal six days a week, He wants to be paid like an hourly employee, but doesn't want to get a real job. What Phil has FAILED to realize is this: content creators are ONLY as good as the next piece of content and are natural entertainers. Phil isn't. Phil is naturally boring and his true colors are when he's angry and not getting his way, which is why he acts like a child, especially when he's NOT getting his way.

In conclusion to this hateful piece of shit, Phil is a product of his surroundings and how he grew up. He was HANDED everything given to him and when life handed him a LITTLE bit of adversity, he was BAILED out. He didn't have to struggle, told "No, Phillip!" except for the Wolverine toy and that is the ONE thing he remembers, because being told "No!" shocked him to his core. Basically, Phil is a entitled piece of shit that deserves everything that has happened to him.

Hi, Phil!

I agree with you. In all seriousness with how much we detractors diagnose Phil, what could 1 say for a diagnosis of the upbringing of his Whales? One thing that I say shines true is none of them have friends IRL, no significant others, cause there is no way your partner/spouse would let you dump thousands on a man on the internet so back to my question, what would development have been like for his Whales growing up? Better or worse than DSPs upbringing? And note, it's all Males that give DSP money.