Isn't there some way that these weeb Vtuber obsessives could just, like...die? Like maybe some kind of SCP-esque memetic kill agent could be inserted into Vtuber streams?
It's pretty clear none of these people have any hope or reason for waking up in the morning and are just too scared to end it all, and even non-retards are in for a rough time these days, so while it would be unpleasant business I think we should consider setting public funds aside to create some kind of nonprofit charity that brainstorms/executes plans to put Vtuber simps out of their misery in ways that are quick, painless, and unexpected. That would really be the compassionate thing to do.