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[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Honestly PETA's shelters being kill shelters is the only respectable thing about them. I get that animals ae cute and all the bleeding heart stuff but sometimes it's just better to put the animals to sleep. If they cannot be rehomed, if they will just spend rest of their lives being sent from shelter to shelter, home to home, given up, taken in again, given up again, getting constantly traumatized about being abandoned and becoming even less likely to be able to rehome, is that any good?

Shelters are full of mentally ill dogs that cannot live with humans because they'll rip the grandma's face off if she breathes wrong but because people insist on not just putting the mad mutts out of their misery they spend years living in shelters, geting adopted, killing the family's pet cat, sent back to shelter, adopted again, biting the neighbor's kid, get sent back to shelter again in this forever cycle because we gotta keep every damn insane critter alive even though there is already way too many pets and domestic animals. Obviously you shouldn't just kill off every abandoned or abused animal you come by, of course they deserve a chance but sometimes if the animal is not suitable for rescue it is for the best.

You're talking about the niggers of the dog world, pitbulls. Pitbulls should 110% only sent to kill shelters, but not all dogs.

 

[AnOminous]

Honestly PETA's shelters being kill shelters is the only respectable thing about them.

They have literally stolen people's pets from their property to kill them.

 

[dra dra dra gon]

They have literally stolen people's pets from their property to kill them.

I don't think that kind of behavior is included in me saying that them having kill shelters is "the only respectable thing" about them

Also while I don't have nothing against with shitting on pitbulls, I don't like them either, other kind of dogs can be traumatized messes too. Dogs are intelligent enough to get really messed up from trauma and dangerous, unlike say a turtle or something

 

[AnOminous]

I don't think that kind of behavior is included in me saying that them having kill shelters is "the only respectable thing" about them

PETA shelters don't even try to place animals. That would cut into their PR budget and having celebrities do naked ads for them.

 

[DaBigBopper]

They have literally stolen people's pets from their property to kill them.

They're against pets as a concept if I remember right. Their whole ideaololgy is born out of some weird German autism about animal souls in some Protestant break-off.
Honestly, the odds of the Alpaca's not being diseased is non-zero. I think a lot of them would probably need to be put down because of how filthy the Tranch is.

Outside of the moralfagging, I want to see Empty Egg Carton Vegans siege the Tranch like Helm's Deep.

 

[Dickens Cider]

My bet on it is that, as the cowards they are, they slink off into the night; a slow death for the tranch. The one thing I haven’t seen as yet posted is the idea that when they leave, I’m pretty sure the county will have a ton of carcasses to remove so as not to spread whatever diseases 200 dead alpacas can spread. If they sell the land to some sucker and that sucker finds the houses only bedrock is “dead alpaca” they will have a shit fit.
Either way I see the legal owners getting the fuck sued out of them for either the removal or the mess. It just makes sense even though I dunno the laws on that.

 

[Ghostse]

My bet on it is that, as the cowards they are, they slink off into the night; a slow death for the tranch. The one thing I haven’t seen as yet posted is the idea that when they leave, I’m pretty sure the county will have a ton of carcasses to remove so as not to spread whatever diseases 200 dead alpacas can spread. If they sell the land to some sucker and that sucker finds the houses only bedrock is “dead alpaca” they will have a shit fit.
Either way I see the legal owners getting the fuck sued out of them for either the removal or the mess. It just makes sense even though I dunno the laws on that.

Is there a sign outside my house that says "Dead Alpaca Storage"?

 

[Oxyjen]

Also, what are the odds that their deforestation causes desertification to spread onto neighboring properties.

A small factual point: they cut down one tree on a client’s land, and cut up another that had blown down. That’s not exactly deforestation. Their own land had no trees to begin with.

 

[Oliver Onions]

As insufferable as I find retarded PETA hippies I wouldn't wanna send them to certain death at the Tranch when the troon enclave thinks the Pepe insurrection is finally habbening and they unload their entire ordnance into a bunch of hairy-pitted stoner lesbians.

 

[Coccxys]

As insufferable as I find retarded PETA hippies I wouldn't wanna send them to certain death at the Tranch when the troon enclave thinks the Pepe insurrection is finally habbening and they unload their entire ordnance into a bunch of hairy-pitted stoner lesbians.

Tranch guns down a bunch of crunchy legbeards would be the thrigger for various TLAs to decend upon them. It would be the greatest development in a long time and nothing would be lost.

 

[AnOminous]

My bet on it is that, as the cowards they are, they slink off into the night; a slow death for the tranch.

I think they will leave one by one until there's obviously an impending alpaca catastrophe and whoever is left is going to be the one criminally prosecuted. Then the remaining troons will flee.

When Alpaca Jonestown gets discovered, they'll all blame each other and accuse each other of rape in classic troon fashion.

 

[Emperor Percival Tachyon]

I know this is probably wildly optimistic, but wouldn't it be something if Ash sees the writing on the wall and is delaying the documentary so he can include the failure of the tranch and expose what we all know? Or even if he wouldn't go that based, make them look bad by woke standards so his documentary gets him more clout.

 

[AnOminous]

I know this is probably wildly optimistic, but wouldn't it be something if Ash sees the writing on the wall and is delaying the documentary so he can include the failure of the tranch and expose what we all know? Or even if he wouldn't go that based, make them look bad by woke standards so his documentary gets him more clout.

If he issues some glowing praise to these troons and then weeks later an Alpaca Holocaust is discovered on the property of the people he sucked off so voraciously, his career is over.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

If he issues some glowing praise to these troons and then weeks later an Alpaca Holocaust is discovered on the property of the people he sucked off so voraciously, his career is over.

IS it though? I don't think 6 gorillion alpacas would even make a dent in the troonshield.

 

[RA-5C Vigilante]

Oh no, if the tranch falls apart, where will I get my daily schadenfreude of mentally ill men failing at basic farming?

 

[Sneed Weed]

Since the documentry will never properly come out at this point, Null better scoop up those film rights.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

If the story of the Tranch doesn't end in Troon Waco or Earl waging a war of liberation to save the alpacas, it will be the biggest anti-climax ever.

 

[UVB-76]

If the story of the Tranch doesn't end in Troon Waco or Earl waging a war of liberation to save the alpacas, it will be the biggest anti-climax ever.

"Dr. Pavel I'm with the local Nazi militia"

"I'm assembling a team..."

 

[Oxyjen]

I stumbled across Null’s video recap of Kevin and the Tranch, this dates from before I joined and covers a lot of early lore and back story.
I think it’s well worth a watch for anyone glued to this final season, especially if like me you haven’t read the all of thousands of pages of both threads.
And apologies for being late and gay.

https://youtu.be/jHUR1qyUQGU

 

[AMHOLIO]

When Alpaca Jonestown gets discovered, they'll all blame each other and accuse each other of rape in classic troon fashion

Those would be the most fascinating court documents to read, if just so we can hear how someone with amhole manages to molest someone.