DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[SojiroSakura]

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Uh oh... looks like Phil's only gonna order from them 5 times a day now instead of 6. How dare they. That'll show them not to mess with The King of Hateful Slurs.

 

[NursezillaX]

If it's any comfort, Emil dropped a hundred dollars only for phil to surely come back on Wensday to beg for more, claiming he really needs tips.

Since as of now he's essentially reached the 2 streams worth of tip goals he was begging for, partially to buy 2 games he claims he needs to, I'm sure we're not gonna see him come back on Wednesday still saying he needs money for them either!

 

[Queefstock]

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[strandedcastaway]

Anyone who has seen the way the dents respond to Phil's "I'm going to starve on my day off with muh wife" in the past can't be surprised they threw money at him again today. He can still milk that $400 a day when he needs it. When that stops happening, then I'll believe things might actually change.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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DoorDash is now a detractor.

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

For me the greatest moment in Phil's begging is when he took a day off (or two?) for his 'ear infection' and came back demanding compensation for his missed day of streaming. And that ended the vest streak. So the paypigs seem to have some limit.

 

[IHateMyJob]

DoorDash is now a detractor.

"The list is long, but distinguished"...

 

[capefear56]

He looks like the gay cowboy from the Terminator 2 bar scene.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

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He looks like the gay cowboy from the Terminator 2 bar scene.

He looks way more like the other guy.

 

[Pay Bills]

So lets say Phil's paypigs dry up starting around now.

What would be the series of events moving forward, from the beginning of the end to the actual very end.

Would Phil go down kicking and begging?

Do you think he could even conceive that his time on streaming games for a living is over?

Or do you think he would just accept it and pack up his operation and move on with his life disappearing from public view?

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Well he'll do everything in his power to avoid tossing salads and making frozen yogurt at a shopping mall that's for sure, no way could Phil live with himself if he has to reduce his standards of work and living to that level.

He'd hate to be spotted and be called "the guy!" when making some annoying teenager's beverage whilst on minimum wage.

 

[SomeBoyo]

 

[Vic Viper T301]

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Capcom is literally holding a gun to my head dood.

I don't know why he would do a react to this. "Previously announced Capcom titles" so no news or announcements. There will probably be a sizeable portion dedicated to Monster Hunter Sunbreak which he has no intention of playing.

 

[architects]

“Thanks to everyone who supported my streams in droves”…..my man has 2 people to thank….but DROVES supported. So strategically ignorant.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

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Those damn trollz bullied him out of using his favorite smart boy word! How dare you guys tell him he's been using it incorrectly!

 

[capefear56]

“Thanks to everyone who supported my streams in droves”…..my man has 2 people to thank….but DROVES supported. So strategically ignorant.

He probably doesn't even know what "in droves" means. Probably thinks it means "a lot".

 

[myone]

He probably doesn't even know what "in droves" means. Probably thinks it means "a lot".

Isn't that what it means?

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

So lets say Phil's paypigs dry up starting around now.

What would be the series of events moving forward, from the beginning of the end to the actual very end.

Would Phil go down kicking and begging?

Do you think he could even conceive that his time on streaming games for a living is over?

Or do you think he would just accept it and pack up his operation and move on with his life disappearing from public view?

He will more than likely Beg harder as the streams go on, withdrawal symptoms will kick in and he will crash mentally as he doesn't have money to Gacha and eventually Gin

I'm not a psychologist but pretty sure the more narcissistic and sociopathic behaviour will come out, he will ask why people are not giving him money, not mentioning any games that did well or performance of a Marathon, just straight up complain that no-one not even a single Dent will give him money

Addictions are ugly and are very well hidden to those close by, such as parents or even just a single day where you have blown $400 on microtransactions... And then Suddenly realised you will absolutely get no money back

I mean not a power level here but I spent probably at most £10 on Hill Climb, Candy Crush and some other games... It's just not worth the money, and installation to your phone, ok well I have spent it on Warzone for kits and Blueprints back then and I will spend tiny amounts just to be curious but then again self control wins everytime

I don't like the long grind sometimes as the repetition is just painful, but then again it is something to kill time and enjoy

I don't spend anything on mobile as it is so predatory it is unreal, etc.

I will still call a day where he just doesn't earn anything and it will be a stream worth covering wether Phil will admit fault or not

 

[capefear56]

Isn't that what it means?

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In large numbers ≠ a lot. My jumbo-sized drinking glass can hold a lot of beer. But it can't hold booze "in droves". Not a true synonym.

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

Not sure about you guys but I always thought John Rambo was the best thing about Project 7 while Phil’s character was very generic.