Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[Shek$il]

Canadians are already subject to strict vaccination mandates and they've got the free healthcare to provide it.

PPP sperging out at border security insisting he's already got a vaccine card and is on a mission from God. They'll end up letting him walk because they eventually notice he's wearing velcro shoes and detaining him is a hate crime.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

PPP sperging out at border security insisting he's already got a vaccine card and is on a mission from God. They'll end up letting him walk because they eventually notice he's wearing velcro shoes and detaining him is a hate crime.

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I’m confused by that family bundle? It only has 2 burgers in it? You would think it would have at least 4 burgers (2x regular and 2 kid burgers)

They should rename that combo to the Single Mother with a Niglet and the Niglets other Niglet best friend Special

 

[Demon Sultan]

I’m confused by that family bundle? It only has 2 burgers in it? You would think it would have at least 4 burgers (2x regular and 2 kid burgers)

They should rename that combo to the Single Mother with a Niglet and the Niglets other Niglet best friend Special

It's guntslop

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

I’m confused by that family bundle? It only has 2 burgers in it? You would think it would have at least 4 burgers (2x regular and 2 kid burgers)

They should rename that combo to the Single Mother with a Niglet and the Niglets other Niglet best friend Special

I think they consider the nuggies as it's own meal. So two burgers for mom and dad, nuggies for the kid, fries for all three, and maybe the mom and child eat the pies.

My fat, frugal ass actually got a little excited seeing that deal cause's it's legit good value but then I noticed the old logo and expiration. Big sad. I'll have to earn 10 lbs instantly another way.

 

[Baldur's Revenge]

It's not you. The whole "fight me irl" saga is always cringe and gay.

Most people always say that they think the fight me irl shit is cringey and gay until it happens to someone they hate. Then they turn into an autistically cheering Roman crowd at a coliseum.

We all should know that at most times a fight isn't going to happen as most of these YouTubers are massive pussies that love to posture for crowds in order to milk money from them. Warski for example was never going to fight Ralph as much as Ralph was never going to fight Warski. Nobody in their right mind would ever think Warski would actually show up to fight. We have already seen what their fight was like. It was Warski in the fetal position in a room with Ralph screaming, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! LEEEEEAVE ALOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!!!!!!" Then he was crying when he left the room with Failure and a camera. You can hear him sniffling while he is trying to talk. Then you have the AIM AIM AIM shit where he was having a legitimate meltdown at the thought of getting his ass kicked by those chads. Warski doesn't have a brain of a person that fights. Warski is like a prey animal, there is now fight response with him. It's all flight. 99% of all of these YouTubers are pussies and cowards. They came to this "career" because they are the social outcasts, or socially awkward weirdos that were most likely a nobody in school or bullied. That is why they gain an audience because most of people's audiences are like them and they sniff it on them and religiously watch most times. Most audience members are like the reject cast from Netflix's Love on The Spectrum. I tried to hang out in some of these communities and the pure amount of autismos around them is gut wrenchingly annoying. So I opted out of ever joining a Discord community around any of these retards. It's just a bunch of autistic crabs in a bucket trying to out REEEEEEEEEEEEE each other to the top for their internet daddy's attention in the hopes of being frens with them one day. Imagine being a person that obsessively watches a YouTuber every time they stream and compulsively type over and over in the chat for attention, not ONLY THAT, but then give as much money possible. It's beyond cringey and sad. In short I hate the audiences of these people just as much as the hosts of shows. Because the audience enables these fucking idiots to keep making shows.

 

[All becomes gunt]

Most people always say that they think the fight me irl shit is cringey and gay until it happens to someone they hate. Then they turn into an autistically cheering Roman crowd at a coliseum.

We all should know that at most times a fight isn't going to happen as most of these YouTubers are massive pussies that love to posture for crowds in order to milk money from them. Warski for example was never going to fight Ralph as much as Ralph was never going to fight Warski. Nobody in their right mind would ever think Warski would actually show up to fight. We have already seen what their fight was like. It was Warski in the fetal position in a room with Ralph screaming, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! LEEEEEAVE ALOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!!!!!!" Then he was crying when he left the room with Failure and a camera. You can hear him sniffling while he is trying to talk. Then you have the AIM AIM AIM shit where he was having a legitimate meltdown at the thought of getting his ass kicked by those chads. Warski doesn't have a brain of a person that fights. Warski is like a prey animal, there is now fight response with him. It's all flight. 99% of all of these YouTubers are pussies and cowards. They came to this "career" because they are the social outcasts, or socially awkward weirdos that were most likely a nobody in school or bullied. That is why they gain an audience because most of people's audiences are like them and they sniff it on them and religiously watch most times. Most audience members are like the reject cast from Netflix's Love on The Spectrum. I tried to hang out in some of these communities and the pure amount of autismos around them is gut wrenchingly annoying. So I opted out of ever joining a Discord community around any of these retards. It's just a bunch of autistic crabs in a bucket trying to out REEEEEEEEEEEEE each other to the top for their internet daddy's attention in the hopes of being frens with them one day. Imagine being a person that obsessively watches a YouTuber every time they stream and compulsively type over and over in the chat for attention, not ONLY THAT, but then give as much money possible. It's beyond cringey and sad. In short I hate the audiences of these people just as much as the hosts of shows. Because the audience enables these fucking idiots to keep making shows.

>There is only flight
See the thing is you know it's not just that they are socially awkward they are also big time cowards. They are afraid of getting out there in the world, taking their licks and giving some. Now that they have life on easy street, courtesy of their paypiggies they will try to latch onto this for the rest of their lives. They will try to mask it obviously as "we do have a profession, we are entertainers, we make people laugh", no, you are an overglorified shitty recap of internet drama and you are not even the best at it.
Jim does that way better and the reason is that Daddy Gym, unlike these autists, has actually been out there and he lived a life. It's why he is just miles and miles ahead of every single one of those retards. And i've been a tough critic of the guy in the past as i've been with all grifters but now i can just appreciate how much better he is than all these autists. For the laughs he gave me i hope he lives a good rest of his life, as much of it as it remains, and i hope he finds God if he hasn't already.
That aside KINO Casino started as something OK, they should have honestly ended it at 4 episodes and taken their separate ways. Maybe bring it back once in a while like TWIN did when massive shit is happening. However the KINO is all gone it shouldn't even being called KINO Casino. Godwinson left and the KINO left with him, Ashton became a grifter and he is now scraping the bottom of the barrel for pennies in the gutter. What started as OK, became stale, then it became boring and then it became annoying/unwatchable. I can't for the life of me watch this shit anymore. The only good shows after the first ones were the ones that were carried by Jim.

 

[Niggler Antics]

>There is only flight
See the thing is you know it's not just that they are socially awkward they are also big time cowards. They are afraid of getting out there in the world, taking their licks and giving some. Now that they have life on easy street, courtesy of their paypiggies they will try to latch onto this for the rest of their lives. They will try to mask it obviously as "we do have a profession, we are entertainers, we make people laugh", no, you are an overglorified shitty recap of internet drama and you are not even the best at it.
Jim does that way better and the reason is that Daddy Gym, unlike these autists, has actually been out there and he lived a life. It's why he is just miles and miles ahead of every single one of those retards. And i've been a tough critic of the guy in the past as i've been with all grifters but now i can just appreciate how much better he is than all these autists. For the laughs he gave me i hope he lives a good rest of his life, as much of it as it remains, and i hope he finds God if he hasn't already.
That aside KINO Casino started as something OK, they should have honestly ended it at 4 episodes and taken their separate ways. Maybe bring it back once in a while like TWIN did when massive shit is happening. However the KINO is all gone it shouldn't even being called KINO Casino. Godwinson left and the KINO left with him, Ashton became a grifter and he is now scraping the bottom of the barrel for pennies in the gutter. What started as OK, became stale, then it became boring and then it became annoying/unwatchable. I can't for the life of me watch this shit anymore. The only good shows after the first ones were the ones that were carried by Jim.

I get sincerely disappointed with PPP any time Godwinson is brought up, Andy is filling the space that should be Godwinson. It is shameful, it is desperate and all around not kino...
What a disgrace...

 

[♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️]

I've recently been sent down a Mormon Shaggy rabbithole.

I first learned about him briefly from the Daimyo before he and his entire family got doxed on lolcow.farm, but didn't really investigate in depth until I saw his extremely pitiful attempt at trolling David Stay (if he really wanted to get under David's skin all he would have to say is "where's Wildo's hat?")

He's not the best example of church faithful one can find, certainly. He's talked about drinking wine and smoking weed in his streams (completely against the words of wisdom), as well as threatening the disabled with knives and homeless people with guns. He said he almost completely left the church after seeing the Prophet Russel M. Nelson broadcast on TV him getting the vaccine. Oh and he's excommunicated now- apparently for showing up to fireside chats intoxicated (BIG NO NO). Trolls reaching out to his church and showing them his....."controversial" online activities was just the cherry atop the sundae. They revoked his temple recommend and won't give it back unless he deletes his YouTube channel and sobers up

Surfer really is his "handler"- but I think surfer only keeps Shaggy around to "make an example" of him. The guy is extremely cringey and IMO deserves a thread here given how much lolcow-tier behavior and lore there is about him, don't get me wrong- but from what I saw (admittedly I only skipped through it) Surfer and the rest of his "Motley Krew" interrogated Mormon Shaggy on VC chats ridiculing him and his faith, then uploaded it to youtube under the title "Christian VS Mormon Bloodsports". He would constantly mute shaggy and just let the others scream over him- sometimes incoherently (they would just babble and scream to irritate shaggy). Shaggy just sat there and took the abuse, more or less despite vain threats of leaving.

To be rejected from Surfer's "Motley Krew" takes some seriously stupid behavior considering the fact the door has previously been opened to literal pedophiles. There's a whole "Esoteric Shaggyism" YouTube channel dedicated to documenting his fuck-ups and it's quite riveting to watch... I really do hope he quits the internet for his own sake but I can't really pity him considering his history of criminal and violent behavior paints the image of him as not only a public nuiscence- but a dangerous individual.

 

[NoMoreMisterNiceDoc]

Ashton isn't PPP to me anymore, he's lost his touch as an entertainer and as a speaker in this sphere. It's hard to listen to his voice these days and every single moment I hear of him I can only hope the news is that his stupid little show has been canned and he's dumped his coke-fed gimp Warski to go get a real job. I can't even necessarily blame him for being a money grubbing whore (ironically) like everyone else became, if I had a loyal and easily exploitable audience who were already trained to be dumb little paypiggies by the grifters they used to watch, it would be hard to resist milking those dumb retards.

 

[Donuteater]

Jim does that way better and the reason is that Daddy Gym, unlike these autists, has actually been out there and he lived a life. It's why he is just miles and miles ahead of every single one of those retards. And i've been a tough critic of the guy in the past as i've been with all grifters but now i can just appreciate how much better he is than all these autists. For the laughs he gave me i hope he lives a good rest of his life, as much of it as it remains, and i hope he finds God if he hasn't already.

Jims secret to success has been exposed: Be an otherwise normal, well adjusted person.

 

[Symalsa]

Jim Goad watches Kino Casino

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Jim Goad watches Kino Casino
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Now we just need Jim Goad to shit on Randbot after Randbot had his meltdown because he was only able to ask Jim Goad 1 question.

 

[trickyzerg23]

It’s the appointed time of the appointed day, but they aren’t live. Where the fuck is the Casino?

 

[trickyzerg23]

It’s the appointed time of the appointed day, but they aren’t live. Where the fuck is the Casino?

It’s only Monday???? FUCK!!

 

[grrr]

Ashton isn't PPP to me anymore, he's lost his touch as an entertainer and as a speaker in this sphere. It's hard to listen to his voice these days and every single moment I hear of him I can only hope the news is that his stupid little show has been canned and he's dumped his coke-fed gimp Warski to go get a real job. I can't even necessarily blame him for being a money grubbing whore (ironically) like everyone else became, if I had a loyal and easily exploitable audience who were already trained to be dumb little paypiggies by the grifters they used to watch, it would be hard to resist milking those dumb retards.

i don't think i've ever heard ppp say he's against making money. he has said multiple times and still says he's against dishonest grifting for political purposes, as in the case of AF. ppp isn't posing as some leader of a political movement and never has, he's always been upfront about that--he's dunking on retards online. i'm not sure why anyone brings up the anti-grifting thing when it comes to him because what he does with KC is not contradictory to his values (unless i'm missing some lore).

 

[michael_bruh]

Jim Goad watches Kino Casino
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PPP BTFO

 

[SpiderDijon]

i'm not sure why anyone brings up the anti-grifting thing when it comes to him because what he does with KC is not contradictory to his values

(unless i'm missing some lore).

you are missing some lore

 

[FrenlyGuy]

i don't think i've ever heard ppp say he's against making money. he has said multiple times and still says he's against dishonest grifting for political purposes, as in the case of AF. ppp isn't posing as some leader of a political movement and never has, he's always been upfront about that--he's dunking on retards online. i'm not sure why anyone brings up the anti-grifting thing when it comes to him because what he does with KC is not contradictory to his values (unless i'm missing some lore).

bruh this was his entire shtick .. His entire (emotional) line of attack on gym for like a year was that he sold out and how superberries ruin content and destroy the kino.

 

[Sammich]

1) PPP could be too autistic for even the camera to hold eye contact, of course this could also tie into the bad motor skills angle where PPP's hands are spasming too much to hold up a phone correctly.
2) Most of the people who find out Ashton can't tie his shoes already watch Surfer's streams and probably don't paypig for the Kino Casino.
3) He sometimes makes self-deprecating jokes about autism but hasn't acknowledged the motor skills and probably never will, most likely because he's insecure about it, much like some of the other information Surfer gave out after the breakup (putting dildoes up his starfish, simping for e-girls on discord).

He always has to keep a pen or something to fidget with in his hand, I think it's foolish for anyone to claim he doesn't at least have a touch of the tism.

Jim Goad watches Kino Casino
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Oh shit, i had no idea jim was streaming somewhere, do you happen to know where that is?

 

[TheAntiE-CelebLeague00]

See the thing is you know it's not just that they are socially awkward they are also big time cowards. They are afraid of getting out there in the world, taking their licks and giving some. Now that they have life on easy street, courtesy of their paypiggies they will try to latch onto this for the rest of their lives. They will try to mask it obviously as "we do have a profession, we are entertainers, we make people laugh", no, you are an overglorified shitty recap of internet drama and you are not even the best at it.
Godwinson left and the KINO left with him, Ashton became a grifter and he is now scraping the bottom of the barrel for pennies in the gutter. What started as OK, became stale, then it became boring and then it became annoying/unwatchable. I can't for the life of me watch this shit anymore. The only good shows after the first ones were the ones that were carried by Jim.

Ashton spent a good few years rejoicing at the idea of Mister Mop it Up (Redditokur) dying of cancer and alogging him hard (I agree with this, but that is beside the point). Then he finally had Jim on a call for the second time he cucked to Mister Mop it Up and swept away what he did. Ashton cant stand up to the 41 year old failed poet, manchild. Neither Warski or PPP have lives or friends. Ashton's family seems to have disavowed him and I doubt Warski interacts with his family much (outside of him needing to be put to bed).

Godwinson's leaving was Ashton's doing. If you recall Godwinson stayed with Ashton, in Surfer's apartment, for the golden gunt awards. I suspect Ashton has his dox he could have taken a glance at his passport, or he has dirt on him. Also is Adam Edge the name of Godwinson?

I get sincerely disappointed with PPP any time Godwinson is brought up, Andy is filling the space that should be Godwinson. It is shameful, it is desperate and all around not kino...
What a disgrace...

Godwinson left before training his replacement; Leopirate, PPP, The Daiymo, and Rudy Coleman all failed to continue the kino. I wonder who will arrive to rid us of the grifters and start a new era of Kino.

Ashton isn't PPP to me anymore, he's lost his touch as an entertainer and as a speaker in this sphere. It's hard to listen to his voice these days and every single moment I hear of him I can only hope the news is that his stupid little show has been canned and he's dumped his coke-fed gimp Warski to go get a real job. I can't even necessarily blame him for being a money grubbing whore (ironically) like everyone else became, if I had a loyal and easily exploitable audience who were already trained to be dumb little paypiggies by the grifters they used to watch, it would be hard to resist milking those dumb retards.

Watch some of the older videos it is light and day. I cant believe anyone accepted this dramatic drop in content. I never watched the videos only listened, and I couldn't even listen to one of those Kino Casinos. The old content before the subforum was created far surpasses what he makes today. He also drove away Godwinson, and it is unlikely he will ever return.

i don't think i've ever heard ppp say he's against making money. he has said multiple times and still says he's against dishonest grifting for political purposes, as in the case of AF. ppp isn't posing as some leader of a political movement and never has, he's always been upfront about that--he's dunking on retards online. i'm not sure why anyone brings up the anti-grifting thing when it comes to him because what he does with KC is not contradictory to his values (unless i'm missing some lore).

A Kino Casino newfag. We have gotten to a point where most of Ashton Park's "viewers" dont even know who Godwinson, Leo Pirate, JMK, Ear Juice, or TWIN was/were. Ashton spent a few years being against making money online. You can say many positive things about Ashton, but one thing even the honest PPPeasants admit is what he is doing now is hypocritical and in direct opposition to how he was in the past.