Jaron Seth Bloshinsky / Jazz Jennings / I Am Jazz - Puberty Blockers: Not Even Once

Legally, there is nothing they can do, but nobody likes to hear they resulted a failed experiment. People often accept any experimental procedures when there is a live or die situation and this is exactly what Jazz and his family were claiming. At least, when all things fail, you won't live much longer and you have some little acceptance of your fate. Jazz is gonna live with this failure forever.

And the worse part is that he's got under the spotlight as a poster boy of successful trans kids.

I do think this is why he cracked and had to postpone Harvard.
 
Sander is writing love poems
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In the past, when ever I have felt single or alone, I've coped by creating a funny video about being single. This time, I decided to write a positive poem about it. Here's my first love poem:

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You're over there
I'm over here
where I once was
Where you want to go
Look up
The sun goes down.

Cotton candy pastel skies
Radiant orange beaming down
The lights aren't flashing
The waves are crashing
What you see may not be how you feel
What you know might not be what you want
Look up
The sun goes down.

On another bay
There you lay
A different horizon but the same bright light
What we thought was once right proves to be wrong
Stay hopeful
Stay strong
Good things fall apart
The sun goes down.

This is not the end
Time is still on your side
Love is like the sun
It shines so brightly, yet never stare it in the eyes
The ball of fire now going
The wind is still blowing
All that is left is its afterglow
The sun is down.

Cotton candy skies turn dark.
It's gone for you
Maybe not for them.
No rhyme.
No reason.
One door closed, another opened.
The sunset to your next sunrise.

- The Sun will Always Rise Again
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Dating, love, and life in general can be so tricky. When going through tough times or realizations, always remember that you can get through it. The sun will always rise again 💛🌅

And Jaron needs to do a better job monitoring his tagged photos on Instagram.
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Sander is writing love poems
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And Jaron needs to do a better job monitoring his tagged photos on Instagram.
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Okay, even I think that pic is a little cruel, since he was railroaded into this. But that poem. Jeebus, Sander. Go to the gym, get a real job, go to any Florida bar. You'll find some foolish woman with her beer goggles on.

Unfortunately, you will only ever land an extremely dysfunctional fucknut long term. But that's because no healthy woman would touch you with a ten foot pole.
 
Man, imagine your entire identity being the straight guy who’s cool with gay and trans people. As though that doesn’t describe the median American male at this point. Xander’s basically this dude without the comic timing:


In a world of Macklemores, be a Buju Banton.
 
Is he writing that terrible poem after being jilted? I hope so.

Actually sitting through a date with Sander would be difficult enough with his constant ally bullshit, but imagine some poor girl going to his house for the first time and seeing troon flags and merch everywhere?
Best he can hope to end up with is a millennial version of his mama.
 
A couple of people have commented that Sander might do better going non-binary for the points. I’ve given my thoughts on why he won’t (he wants to be John Carter of Kweer, not Dejah Thoris of Copium) but it also occurs to me that, in Sander’s mind, claiming to be one of the letters after B must be the ultimate sin. Something so evil not even convicted rapists and murderers would do. It’s easy to imagine that the non Jazz Jennings are completely cynical operators, but it’s worth remembering that the other kids were raised on this bullshit just as much.
 
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