Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[bile demon]

Are Groypers going to ruin the reputation of Spongebob avatars the way 2015-2016 channers ruined the reputation of Anime avatars?

There was nothing left to ruin for cuckchanners. Animefags have been the lowest of the low since time immemorial.

 

[ConSluttant]

Meh I don’t have much sympathy for Daddy Gym. He gunt guarded for way too long out of a genuine like of Ralph or being a contrarian fag. He is now just realising how unhinged he is way too late, and it’s not the result of a brain injury from Portugal beat down the first.

Was it really gunt guarding or was it just ignoring him. People don't have to have Ralph as the center of their universe. Jim was dealing with cancer. He's not required to know exactly what Ralph is doing or talk about it. Ignoring the Gunt is not gunt guarding.

Now that he is paying attention to the gunt I don't think anyone can claim that Jim is doing anything close to guarding.

 

[Obscura539]

What bothers me is that Jim definitely behaved with a set of principles in mind. He never targeted the people around the lulcow. From what I’ve seen he has always criticized the individual. It’s clear he never wanted to drag his real life friends and family into his internet bullshit, especially his wife. So, how could he do the same? This might be a foreign concept to Ralph, but it’s likely Jim cares a great deal about his wife. I think with the latest string of threats a line has been crossed for Jim. I’m not a lawyer, but it does seem Jim is establishing that he is fearful of bodily harm to himself and another, fearful of damage of income of his wife through the harassment of her work place. The right move would be to stop engaging directly and block. The advantage Jim has is that he could never mention Ralph again and that would hurt the rage pig most.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I agree, Ralph is desperate to stop everybody that makes fun of him. This will not include going to Jim's house. He's too much of a bitch and will stick to intimidation tactics.

The question I really have (and feel free to answer, because I know you're reading this you melonhead retard) is how do you see victory. playing out here?

You're never not going to be fat and ugly, you're never going to be rich or important, you're never not going to be a gross sleaze, so when do you really think people are going to stop making fun of you? What, in your little walnut mind, do you think you're gonna do that makes everyone say "oh wow we were wrong Ethan really is cool and respectable, let's leave him alone?"

Legitimately the only way I could see myself not poking fun at your miserable little life is if you graciously backed off from the internet drama and just continued to do your show for your retarded fans and still somehow made money, and you decided to dedicate your time to your baby. If you realized you've acted like a petulant faggot for long enough and it's time to grow up and reprioritize your life, I would find a modicum of respect for you.

But that won't happen because you're a brutish, nasty little piggy with no ability to perform higher-level thinking or planning.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Was it really gunt guarding or was it just ignoring him. People don't have to have Ralph as the center of their universe. Jim was dealing with cancer. He's not required to know exactly what Ralph is doing or talk about it. Ignoring the Gunt is not gunt guarding.

Now that he is paying attention to the gunt I don't think anyone can claim that Jim is doing anything close to guarding.

People were asking him to cover him for at least a year. If he wasn’t streaming at all I’d accept that, but this is the bed he made… Like I said he was either being a contrarian or gunt guarding. Ralph didn’t become the biggest lolcow overnight.

 

[Slimy Time]

It's this clip that makes me shift from "lol, milk" to a deep-seated loathing and desire to see him harmed. Can someone explain this? Because I think I missed one of the stations on his train of logic. Jim laughs at Ralph for getting his ass kicked and someone this morphs into "putting out a bounty to ruin his life?" And somehow the chosen reaction is to harass the wife at her job? I definitely missed something.

Oh, and hey, Ralph. I know you're reading this, you fat faggot. You're such a queef that you can't even directly threaten an anime fan dying of cancer. Back off, Ralph. Your plan will only result in us getting a new gif of you going googly-eyed, but this time from a bullet rather than a fist. Jim will shoot you and make 100k on a stream the next day, because he sure as hell won't go to jail for it. What am I even saying? You're too much of a pussy to follow through. Fuck you, Mr. Frontballs.

Ralph has protagonist syndrome arising from a combination of deep insecurities and a combination of alcohol and drugs. He's the hero of his own story and everything wrong that happens to him must be the result of a conspiracy against him, everything he does is correct. Jim is his final boss.

 

[make_it_so]

People were asking him to cover him for at least a year. If he wasn’t streaming at all I’d accept that, but this is the bed he made… Like I said he was either being a contrarian or gunt guarding. Ralph didn’t become the biggest lolcow overnight.

While it's true that Jim will ignore outside demands to cover a cow, he didn't completely ignore Ralph. He had quite a few Twitter posts on him when he released his sex tape.

 

[crab fucker]

Yeah to be fair on the gunt guarding point, I honestly didn't find the situation that funny until the Portugal pipe assassination. From what I can tell Metokur would only jump in if he found something funny enough, so maybe that's around the time it clicked for him too.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

People were asking him to cover him for at least a year. If he wasn’t streaming at all I’d accept that, but this is the bed he made… Like I said he was either being a contrarian or gunt guarding. Ralph didn’t become the biggest lolcow overnight.

No he didn't become what he is now overnight but to be fair Jim made fun of Ralph when he released the sex tape and every single time he mentioned Ralph for the past 1-2 years, he brought up the pillstream, which apparently upset Ralph more than any other thing Metokur could have said.

I do agree that Metokur "ignoring" Ralph was retarded and the "too many people wanted me to talk about him" excuse is ridiculous and sounds like a child. The cancer excuse doesn't really fly either when he would tweet a bunch about almost every other subject. In the end though, who the fuck cares? If they had gone at it earlier it might have turned out very differently, maybe Ralph wouldn't be in the insane situations he is in now and Gator wouldn't have left, there wouldn't be Portugal trips, etc. So let's just enjoy the magical trashfire that has become Ethan Ralph and let's see if things continue to escalate because the final arc of Ralph's life has potential to be incredible.

 

[Trench]

Ralph is such a retard that he probably DMCA'd it to protect his checkmark, not to protect himself.

Doubt it was to protect himself at all. He got such a rush taking down cringe mommas channel he’s decided to strike Metokur off Twitter now. Enough dmca strikes they’ll just suspend him indef.

 

[XxTardWranglerxX]

Jim trapped himself with "using the courts is gay" so getting the courts involved will just be yet another RalphaW, fully dox Jim, and make Jim a hypocrite yet again. Jim should've just kept his mouth shut about Ralph if he didn't want the smoke.

 

[Sugar free vape juice]

Does Josh not backup the streams he does?

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[Trench]

Jim trapped himself with "using the courts is gay" so getting the courts involved will just be yet another RalphaW, fully dox Jim, and make Jim a hypocrite yet again. Jim should've just kept his mouth shut about Ralph if he didn't want the smoke.

Why would Jim want to make a lolsuit? It’s other people making this conjecture.

 

[MaxxJerm]

People were asking him to cover him for at least a year. If he wasn’t streaming at all I’d accept that, but this is the bed he made… Like I said he was either being a contrarian or gunt guarding. Ralph didn’t become the biggest lolcow overnight.

Jim has always been like that. He doesn't do what people want him to do. Years ago Sargon and Matt kept trying to push him after the alt right and the more they asked, the more he would ignore the alt right.

 

[Smarty Pants]

I think with the latest string of threats a line has been crossed for Jim. I’m not a lawyer, but it does seem Jim is establishing that he is fearful of bodily harm to himself and another, fearful of damage of income of his wife through the harassment of her work place.

Yes that's exactly what he's doing. If Ralph is stupid enough to actually go up to Jim and Jade IRL, he'll spend the next year in jail. He reiterated on Paulie Frog (or whatever his name is)'s stream a few days ago that Ethan has not been invited to his property and when a superchat asked him what he would do if Ralph did show up, Metokur stated that it would be stupid to give it out.

There are only three outcomes from the Battle of Gym's Driveway for Ralph:

1. Ralph goes to jail
2. Ralph gets shot
3. Ralph gets a restraining order from Jade

Was it really gunt guarding or was it just ignoring him. People don't have to have Ralph as the center of their universe. Jim was dealing with cancer. He's not required to know exactly what Ralph is doing or talk about it. Ignoring the Gunt is not gunt guarding.

Now that he is paying attention to the gunt I don't think anyone can claim that Jim is doing anything close to guarding.

He definitely was gunt guarding him.

 

[King Ethanol Liver Ralph]

Ignoring Ralph is not guntguarding.

 

[thismanlies]

Ralph DMCA'd the video in Metokurs tweet
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Like the bitch made wigger he is.

Jesus Ralph. I know you're a coward who ran from Mundane Matt the second he brought up your flagging history. But at least stand by the threats you make against another man's wife.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Ralph loves DMCA alright. Doxing, Moralfagging, Crying, Always being a faggot.

 

[AnOminous]

Private investigators aren't typically deadbeat unprofessional bums desperate for work like the gunt sees on his tv shows. It's a serious liscenced profession that is under very high demand.

Depends on the state. Some do practically nothing to regulate "PIs." Minnesota isn't one of those:

A license from the Board of Private Detective and Protective Agency Services is required to become a private detective in Minnesota. Applicants must be at least 18 years old, must pass a background investigation, and must provide five character references and liability insurance in the form of a $10,000 surety bond.

How to Become a Private Investigator in Minnesota - MN | License for PI Jobs and Training School Requirements

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I think any one of those eliminates any AF retards or Gunt Guards.

 

[Smarty Pants]

Ralph won't be hiring a PI. If he's actually dead set on stalking Jade, he'll either do it himself or get some groyper reject to do it. The latter is more likely, because when he inevitably gets caught he'll be hit with a stalking charge.

The way I see it happening is Ralph will have someone follow her around and take pictures, and after the guy has fled the scene he'll send them to Ralph who will post them on Twitter/Telegram.

I'm a bit rusty on my Jade lore, but isn't she a nurse or something? What could you possibly get on her other than some mundane shit of her going to work and coming back home? And the problem with stalking Jim is that he's a cancer patient with a compromised immune system and you probably won't ever even catch him leave his house. Is someone going to stake out his house in a black fed van?