Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Lenzperkins]

His advice is trash.

If you grocery shop only once a month, you will be limited on what you can make for the rest of the month. If you plan out your entire month's of meals, again, you will limited in what you can buy. Something may be on sale cheaper than the meal you planned and thus you'd be wasting money.

Your best bet is to buy meat that is marked down due to it about to be past the sell by date. Frozen vegetables can be cheaper, but fresh can be, too. Buy whatever vegetables are cheapest that'll last. Rice is dirt cheap, so are beans/lentils. Whole turkeys are a deal usually.

If you go daily or every other day you can get stuff marked down. Hell, I once got a 7 lb whole chicken for $2 the night before I was going to be roasting some chickens.

What a self righteous prick. According to Jack, food stamp programs and welfare are good only if used correctly and should not be a handout. Laughable.

The series should be called the Lazy Man Husband. Marry a breadwinner, do little as possible and trigger a few self inflicted strokes so wife can't leave you due to pity. You get chauffeur service, park in handicap stalls, use electric carts at megastores and Amusement parks. Talk about not abusing the system.

Also, how about eating out less frequently and if you do eat out, skip the appetizers and order one meal per person. This greedy fuck orders enough appetizers to feed a family and always asking for samples.

 

[MasterDisaster]

What a self righteous prick. According to him food stamp programs and welfare are good only if used correctly.

That's the biggest argument about things like foodstamps; that people will misuse them. Problem is the world is full of assholes that spend their lives finding loopholes...rich and poor, doesn't matter...but they only make up a small percentage. If you think potentially taking the food out of starving children's mouths is going to fix something than you're part of the problem, not the solution.

 

[AnOminous]

You get chauffeur service, park in handicap stalls, use electric carts at megastores and Amusement parks. Talk about not abusing the system.

And all you have to be is a public joke hated by everyone who sees you with a gimp arm who is about to die. A real bargain. Jack is a real genius. He's just mad the government doesn't buy him more free food to add to what Tammy buys him.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Fuck you Jack, you lazy piece of shit: When was the last time you had a real job? Even before his strokes, this fat bastard couldn’t even hold down a job, so he had to LARP being an “entrepreneur”.

I work harder at my WFH job, dealing with entitled pain in the ass customers like Jack, on the phone everyday, And even though I have a “cushy” WFH job, I still have to put in more effort than this dipshit has shown in any of his jobs or his own personal ventures.. Look at the shit effort he puts on his show which is supposed to be his job.

Fuck off and die already please,. You are a literal waste of space and resources. I know he’s said some horrible shit before and this post doesn’t compare,, but nothing he says get under my skin more than when he opens his fat idiot droopy mouth and shits on people who actually work. Sorry we all don’t have all have a mommy wife so we can run a shitty way past it’s time YouTube channel, and cook shitty food and film ourselves eating ourselves to death.

Bring on the top hats. I had to log in just to say how pissed this fat fuck made me with this comment.

I usually get more done when I work from home because no annoying coworkers to distract me with stories about their stupid kids or other stupid shit I don't care about

 

[Jack of the Lantern]

Good lord, maybe stop lusting after naked young men when you reach the pearly gates, Jack.



Mark 14:51-52: "And there followed him a certain young man, having a linen cloth cast about his naked body; and the young men laid hold on him, and he left the linen cloth and fled from them naked."

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

Good lord, maybe stop lusting after naked young men when you reach the pearly gates, Jack.

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Mark 14:51-52: "And there followed him a certain young man, having a linen cloth cast about his naked body; and the young men laid hold on him, and he left the linen cloth and fled from them naked."

Shit, that can't be real...

Oh my god, it is.

No fucking way.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

How can anyone want to shoot a dog

Jack is a stellar example of a middle aged layabout with too much time on his hands and nothing else to do, which leads to misery and then ego as means to compensate for their unhappiness. Ever witnessed some middle aged guy or woman screaming at a cashier over a minor misunderstanding? They're just like Jagoff, colossally entitled and self-centered egotistical fucks who take their misery away on others to feel good about themselves!

I've met plenty of those before, and that's considering I was never blessed with working in the Service Industry, the one that takes the brunt of assholes being complete piles of horseshit to random workers instead of doing something good with their lives and/or going to therapy. I have a friend who used to be a cashier, and the stories she told me about the kind of abuse people like Jack would scream at some poor guys just doing their jobs are fucking disgusting!

Something that is a mild inconvenience or a minor annoyance becomes a severe infraction on the eyes of people like Jack. It isn't a matter of him getting his mail being one of the few pleasures he enjoys, or that he relies deeply on the mail, but rather that his raging narcissism leads him to act like he is the King of his own Castle, and acting up against him is an insult of the highest order. He doesn't even take a minute to consider how deep the bond between a dog and his owner can be, and how many people would shoot him merely for showing up at their house with a gun, let alone for trying to shoot their dogs. He only sees something that pisses him off and feels entitled to tard rage about it!

I usually get more done when I work from home because no annoying coworkers to distract me with stories about their stupid kids or other stupid shit I don't care about

I love it as well, I like a good chat with my coworkers just fine, but I really like working from home precisely because I can enjoy some peace and quiet and even dress casually below my waist. I also like to work from my bed if my back is acting up a bit, something that isn't an option at the office lol!

Dunno, but maybe someone could convince him that the SLUMS exam is a new TikTok fad.

It would be an interesting insight into the mind of the Jagoff. He's clearly showing some signs of mental impairment with probable brain damage from his strokes, but even for us that don't have any qualifications to examinate Jack (myself being one of them), merely seeing the score would be interesting. Sadly he will probably forge his results before posting and even a cross examination of his claims with the factual exam would be flawed, but it'd be quite the sight anyways!

 

[Liquid Vergil]

Good lord, maybe stop lusting after naked young men when you reach the pearly gates, Jack.

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Mark 14:51-52: "And there followed him a certain young man, having a linen cloth cast about his naked body; and the young men laid hold on him, and he left the linen cloth and fled from them naked."

Genuinely have no clue what Jack means by this.
The boy fleeing gethsemane is a pretty known and popular event that's had a very long history of discussion. I understand Jack goes to an autistic mega prot murder church so any church tradition is out the window but the bare minimum of research will give you a plethora of information to draw your own conclusions.
Out of all the questions you could have for God about the Bible the one that mentions a naked boy being the number 1 on Jack's mind is pretty telling...

 

[salmonellajack]

Jafk trying to rationalize and square it off with the bible that it's ok to enjoy young naked men

 

[captkrisma]

Out of all of life's philosophical questions,"who was that naked guy?" would rank low on priorities.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

Out of all of life's philosophical questions,"who was that naked guy?" would rank low on priorities.

I think it's an important question but I fully admit to being a gentleman of homosexual persuasion and so I don't think saying so would raise any eyebrows, unlike with Jack.

 

[AnOminous]

The boy fleeing gethsemane is a pretty known and popular event that's had a very long history of discussion.

Mark himself as a child, although that's pure speculation.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

 

[Liquid Vergil]

Mark himself as a child, although that's pure speculation.

That's a common conclusion but I personally prefer the view that it was a recently deceased boy (iirc in hebrew the word for the cloth he's said to be wearing is only ever used to describe burial clothes) and that when Jesus told the Roman soldiers "I Am" during his arrest, the earthquake and shockwave sent out (and again iirc the garden of gethsemane was said to be right by a graveyard) caused the boy to be resurrected and he was following Jesus trying to figure out who/get a a look at who it was that brought him back to life.

 

[Staffy]

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Stick to making bacon dicksticks, lardass.

 

[AnOminous]

That's a common conclusion but I personally prefer the view that it was a recently deceased boy (iirc in hebrew the word for the cloth he's said to be wearing is only ever used to describe burial clothes) and that when Jesus told the Roman soldiers "I Am" during his arrest, the earthquake and shockwave sent out (and again iirc the garden of gethsemane was said to be right by a graveyard) caused the boy to be resurrected and he was following Jesus trying to figure out who/get a a look at who it was that brought him back to life.

The interesting thing is that although all of the synoptic gospels have the story of Gethsemane, it is only Mark who mentions this detail, which was before his time as a Christian. (Mark and Luke not being of the original 12 Apostles.) This is despite the fact that presumably, John was present throughout the whole affair.

 

[Adamska]

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Stay in your lane fatty. Especially since ain't no way he can fire a gun with how badly he crippled himself. Shit, Tam should just lock them away, unless the plan is Jack accidentally fucking shoots himself while posturing with it to feel like a big strong man.

 

[Liquid Vergil]

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It's almost inspiring how Jack can take positions that I agree with in theory but portray them in a way that makes me have to disagree with him.

 

[Dave Meltzer]

Stay in your lane fatty. Especially since ain't no way he can fire a gun with how badly he crippled himself. Shit, Tam should just lock them away, unless the plan is Jack accidentally fucking shoots himself while posturing with it to feel like a big strong man.

Most of the people on this forum could go to Jack's house, knock on the door, and punch him in the face and walk right in. Laugh as he flops around like a walrus trying to get back up. A gun isn't saving him. The only thing stopping this is the people on this forum have integrity and high ideals.

I have a really hard time believing Jesus would arm himself to take down intruders.

 

[Jack of the Lantern]

Sorry if this is off-topic, but just in case anyone needs a palate cleanser from Jack's insane ramblings, this guy might help. He popped up in the comments of Jack's keto bread disaster a while back, but I only got around to checking him out today.

Meet Steve.


Steve's a trucker out of Australia, and he's only released two videos so far.

In his YouTube debut, he shows us how he makes breakfast (barefoot) in his truck.

In his most-watched video, Steve attempts to craft a meat-free burger so the vegans among us won't feel left out at a barbecue. Spoiler: he hates it, but getting there is a pretty enjoyable journey.

He might be doing some light trolling, or he might just be having a good time. Either way, Steve's a refreshing dose of a regular (albeit odd) guy cooking in an unconventional setting. Jack could learn a thing or two, but who am I kidding?