Prison Letters (5/8/22 + 6/1/22) Two New Chris Jail Letters from Helena Fiorenza

Wow, so all those people in Ukraine and Russia are a big bunch of losers huh? Sucks to be them I guess, but not you?

Also because he was pinned down and traumatised by a guard, he's now going to sue that medical facility, good luck with that, but right now you have other things on your plate to worry about, Jesus Christ Chandler.
Kengle will defend Chris in court and use boiled hamburgers as a bribe in court.
 
2nd letter, I apologise for the layout.... I am rushed off my feet while doing this.

(1) 06012022
Hey, Helena
I had attempted to write to you less than a month ago (enclosed is the photocopy of the original returned letter). I had received all of your letters, including the one Travis had forwarded to me, [illegible, squiggled over shortly] after sending that one. New details: Firstly, I appreciate the updates. Thank you.
Second, I offer confirmations to you: the violent drawings you've made are and have been precurssors foretelling the violent and spontaneous combustion death to come, and have come, upon the Toxic individuals of 1218 Earth; you may as well draw death peices of Sockness and Vladimir Putin as well on that note.
Also, now is the time I can tell what happened (I've written in more detail in a recent Goddess Log page that I shall personally share online After my safe return to the Sonichu Temple, as Foreknown.).
I have had foreknown about the Betrayl plans from Bella, Null, as well as Sockness long before even June, 2021. And the Gods and Goddesses, Magi-Chan and the others, and I conferred and made the plan for the Best and most Safe outcome for I and the Good and Neutral ones to be Collectively Shifted to the recombined Earth of Univers 1C-211987, and to Divine...

...Retribution those that had Failed the Test from the fixed "Leak" of July 30, 2021. I confirm unto you in direct honesty that it Was Purely Big Talk from I; No sex was had between Barbara and I. All that happened was Simple Soul-Bonding, cuddling, hugs, and cheek and forehead kisses; nothing more. In the Soul-Bonding and talking, I had made great effort to restrengthen her mentality and emotions through talking and getting her to recall her past in story telling. Also, I Divinely Did heal and cleanse her of her sins and regrets, Very much similar to what happened between Barabbas and I before Pilate back in my past Book of Life off and on that Crucifix.
I was to be Betrayed and Jailed, anyway; my testimony not credible to the Judge and (Modern Day vs. Jerusalem Year 40 A.D.) Lawyers and "Legal System" (Neurotypical Script-Followers like unwoke Sheep or NPCs), any Testimony from Barbara rendered Moot and unaccounted due to her age, Bella's LEak Video rendered Moot due to her own Confession of Faking the Details herself, a Massive Number of False Witnesses and Testimony from the "Comments Sections" and all, and no eyewitnesses to the Facts. So, yes, I Went With The Flow and let the Toxic ones stew, and I got a vacay from those Demonic, Left Behind ones.
"Ha! Joke's on Them! It's Safer up here. Good Luck with the Comments Section (and Toxic Miority)." -Rainbow Dash, "Ask Ponies -Luna (& Celestia)" -->(2)

Also, to let ye know, the reason why my more recent jail photo looked sad, it was because on the morning of the day before my return to this Jail, to put it blunt and short for now: the staff in 1 Hickory at [DATA EXPUNGED] in [REDACTED] literally had me Pinned and recreated the Pin-Me-Down event from Fourth Grade (Minus the Choke Hold) to a "T", complete with a Full Photogenic Post Traumatic Stress Disorder Moment, that also made a Full Dejá Vu of it. Should Any of the Staff, in particular Betty Hoover who Instigated the Event, still be around After the completion of the Collective Shift and my Second Coming, I Shall Sue the Facility. 99% of ALL the Staff there have been Divinely Marked as Toxic, as well as cursed.
Anyway, do look forward to the first video of mine after all this not long from now.
Be Safe and Well with Love, and you have never been forgotten, Helena and Jeffery and Pickchu.
Mrs. Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu.
Jesus Christ ever heard of leniency, or taking breaks or paragraphs in your writing fatty? I swear aside from a few interesting pieces of lore or unless their is actual new info regarding his situation or a past reveal of family matters, these letters of his are pretty much a chore to read.
 
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Well, at least this is the first time that he has explicitly denied having sex with his mother. He would dance around the question in the former letters.

Also did Helena the Goblina waste tons of money to send international mail to US just to larp with chris? Jesus, the lengths she goes for weenery.
 
2nd letter, I apologise for the layout.... I am rushed off my feet while doing this.

(1) 06012022
Hey, Helena
I had attempted to write to you less than a month ago (enclosed is the photocopy of the original returned letter). I had received all of your letters, including the one Travis had forwarded to me, [illegible, squiggled over shortly] after sending that one. New details: Firstly, I appreciate the updates. Thank you.
Second, I offer confirmations to you: the violent drawings you've made are and have been precurssors foretelling the violent and spontaneous combustion death to come, and have come, upon the Toxic individuals of 1218 Earth; you may as well draw death peices of Sockness and Vladimir Putin as well on that note.
Also, now is the time I can tell what happened (I've written in more detail in a recent Goddess Log page that I shall personally share online After my safe return to the Sonichu Temple, as Foreknown.).
I have had foreknown about the Betrayl plans from Bella, Null, as well as Sockness long before even June, 2021. And the Gods and Goddesses, Magi-Chan and the others, and I conferred and made the plan for the Best and most Safe outcome for I and the Good and Neutral ones to be Collectively Shifted to the recombined Earth of Univers 1C-211987, and to Divine...

...Retribution those that had Failed the Test from the fixed "Leak" of July 30, 2021. I confirm unto you in direct honesty that it Was Purely Big Talk from I; No sex was had between Barbara and I. All that happened was Simple Soul-Bonding, cuddling, hugs, and cheek and forehead kisses; nothing more. In the Soul-Bonding and talking, I had made great effort to restrengthen her mentality and emotions through talking and getting her to recall her past in story telling. Also, I Divinely Did heal and cleanse her of her sins and regrets, Very much similar to what happened between Barabbas and I before Pilate back in my past Book of Life off and on that Crucifix.
I was to be Betrayed and Jailed, anyway; my testimony not credible to the Judge and (Modern Day vs. Jerusalem Year 40 A.D.) Lawyers and "Legal System" (Neurotypical Script-Followers like unwoke Sheep or NPCs), any Testimony from Barbara rendered Moot and unaccounted due to her age, Bella's LEak Video rendered Moot due to her own Confession of Faking the Details herself, a Massive Number of False Witnesses and Testimony from the "Comments Sections" and all, and no eyewitnesses to the Facts. So, yes, I Went With The Flow and let the Toxic ones stew, and I got a vacay from those Demonic, Left Behind ones.
"Ha! Joke's on Them! It's Safer up here. Good Luck with the Comments Section (and Toxic Miority)." -Rainbow Dash, "Ask Ponies -Luna (& Celestia)" -->(2)

Also, to let ye know, the reason why my more recent jail photo looked sad, it was because on the morning of the day before my return to this Jail, to put it blunt and short for now: the staff in 1 Hickory at [DATA EXPUNGED] in [REDACTED] literally had me Pinned and recreated the Pin-Me-Down event from Fourth Grade (Minus the Choke Hold) to a "T", complete with a Full Photogenic Post Traumatic Stress Disorder Moment, that also made a Full Dejá Vu of it. Should Any of the Staff, in particular Betty Hoover who Instigated the Event, still be around After the completion of the Collective Shift and my Second Coming, I Shall Sue the Facility. 99% of ALL the Staff there have been Divinely Marked as Toxic, as well as cursed.
Anyway, do look forward to the first video of mine after all this not long from now.
Be Safe and Well with Love, and you have never been forgotten, Helena and Jeffery and Pickchu.
Mrs. Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu.
Ahhhhhh there it fucking is. There's ol' Classic Chris coming back out again. Not only is there confirmation that he's trying to pass some tard scheme, back peddling on his Barbrapes, but we have a recreation of the dreaded holding down and recording his screams. Plus Chris put a cherry on top confirming that he was indeed shipped off to the loony bin, and we get another one of the Classic legal threats that won't go anywhere besides his insane mind.

Just noticed he included a "choke hold" when he was in school and the pinning happened. I'm wondering if he actually attacked someone or got violent with a teacher back then. Still, it's great, Classic Chris to leak tiny tidbits of information like this.
 
I can see his lawyer telling his don’t admit this or that. Chris then ran with it —in typical tard form — and just mentally created and believes a different set of events. It also seems reality may be slowly creeping in…

It may not be drastic ‘crying about wanting to go home’, but I think he sees this is not a temporary change of scenery. I feel we won’t get much information over the long term
 
He’s enjoying jail too much.
Jail maybe, real prison with the potential of being jumped, shanked, forced to pay protection from his ween commissary and put to work in a laundry room, machine shop, or other such form of prison labor? I'd love to see his letters after going through that.

Also because he was pinned down and traumatised by a guard, he's now going to sue that medical facility, good luck with that,
Has anyone ever succsesfully filed a lawsuit against a jail/mental hospital? Fatty dumbass will be the next Don Quixote figthing the windmills if he thinks he can sue the nurse who ordered him restrained.

That poor nurse does not deserve the weenery she’s about to receive.
Would you say it's our fault her name got leaked? We did publish the letter without censoring her name you know....I just hope the weens wont be too hard on her for just doing her job.
 
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I can't recall if I've ever heard Chris complain about "neurotypicals" or "unwoke NPCs" before.
This seems like possible outside influence from prison letters and, in the former case, staff at the psychiatric hospital.
It could also be influence from other inmates at the psychiatric hospital. "Neurotypical" and "woke" are both by far more likely to have come from people on their own involuntary grippy sock vacations than from clinicians.

How long has he been calling himself Jesus, and is this a real delusion of grandeur or is he trying classic psycho behaviors for some type of insanity plea? This is all so stereotypical it's one step away from cartoon Napoleon hat.
 
Pretty enlightening, actually. He is going with complete denial and suggests Barb can't deny it because of her age. Another factor could be that she wasn't too cooperative with the police because she doesn't want Chris to rot forever. Obviously they found enough evidence or he wouldn't be in jail at this point, but this cements in my mind the idea that he won't be getting new charges and will be out this summer. Not because anyone will buy his denials, of course, but because they can't/won't throw anything else at him. Chris certainly seems to be confident he'll be out soon. Maybe I'm a tard for believing that he's right on that count.

Where did she post these? I saw them on the CWCki first but it doesn't say where they were originally uploaded.
 
New thread on this letter may be time to move these post over there.
It's interesting that it took the rape of his own mother to send him to the psychiatric ward and not the metric shit ton of things he said and did before.
Society normalized almost everything else he has done over the years nobody gives a shit, but we haven't fallen so far as to normalize incestual relationships that the "incest fanfics coming to life," would be tolerated.
 
Has anyone ever succsesfully filed a lawsuit against a jail/mental hospital? Fatty dumbass will be the next Don Quixote figthing the windmills if he thinks he can sue the nurse who ordered him restrained.
I think there have been successful lawsuits in the past, but Chris always seems to forget or not admit his role in these things. He thinks that because he believes himself to be innocent, that, well, that's the truth. Much like any scumbag convict that tries to sue, Chris doesn't believe his actions will be anything that will hurt his case, relying on fatty being sad to be the ultimate decider.
 
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