Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votes: 599 24.8%

  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votes: 1,302 53.8%

  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 517 21.4%
  • Total voters
    2,418
Davis O'Shaughnessy said:
Ralph i know you stalk your own Threads. You won't do shit to Jim because we all know the minute you met in Person you'd start crying Like a little bitch Like a Monkey staring at a Monolith.
You're a broke ass bitch with a smaller than average Penis who can do NOTHING but bitch and seethe on His unpopular Shart Stream that Nobody watches anymore.

Prove me wrong, i dare you.
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Ftfy
 
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Shokaract said:
While I expect all this is one giant nothing burger, I also never expected Ralph to go back to Portugal and get his ass beat again. So if God is willing, we'll get to see the Gunt flop around some more while Ethan gets his ass kicked by an Asian women. First the Portuguese, then the British, and probably a ching Chong (I don't know Jim's wife's nationality) next. Maybe he is trying to collect ass beatings from every nationality in the world.
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Korean/Hmong I think.
 
Shokaract said:
While I expect all this is one giant nothing burger, I also never expected Ralph to go back to Portugal and get his ass beat again. So if God is willing, we'll get to see the Gunt flop around some more while Ethan gets his ass kicked by an Asian women. First the Portuguese, then the British, and probably a ching Chong (I don't know Jim's wife's nationality) next. Maybe he is trying to collect ass beatings from every nationality in the world.
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it´s bizarro Russel Crowe
 
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If Ralph is going to fight Jim IRL, they should agree to the conditions that the winner is the first person to stick their thumb up the other person's butt. We all already know how much Ralph likes to put his thumb in assholes so he wouldn't take any convincing, but I bet Jim would relish the opportunity to reenact that late 90s South Park Crocodile Hunter parody where he sticks his thumb up animal's butts and wrestles them.

"This ragepig is three hundred and fifty pounds and five feet high. I'm going to sneak up on him and stick my thumb in his butthole."
Oh boy I stuck my thumb in his butthole, he's really a-hollerin' now!"
 
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PickwickPub said:
hes a broke retard, so that nixes hiring a PI.
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Ralph is nigger rich because he's a retard and credit equals free money to him.
He's willing to max his and Pantsu's credit cards out if it means it makes him look like he's a big swinging dick on the internet.

It's only his cowardice stopping him from a real confrontation.
 
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Idiot Asshole said:
If Ralph is going to fight Jim IRL, they should agree to the conditions that the winner is the first person to stick their thumb up the other person's butt. We all already know how much Ralph likes to put his thumb in assholes so he wouldn't take any convincing, but I bet Jim would relish the opportunity to reenact that late 90s South Park Crocodile Hunter parody where he sticks his thumb up animal's butts and wrestles them.
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"Crikey! Look at wat we got 'ere, chat! A West Memphis Rage Pig! These fellas can get real wound up and holler like nothing else! So - I'm gonna stick my thumb up his butthole!"
 
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joebobmurphy said:
It's this clip that makes me shift from "lol, milk" to a deep-seated loathing and desire to see him harmed. Can someone explain this? Because I think I missed one of the stations on his train of logic. Jim laughs at Ralph for getting his ass kicked and someone this morphs into "putting out a bounty to ruin his life?" And somehow the chosen reaction is to harass the wife at her job? I definitely missed something.
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It's a mixture of projection and jealousy. Jade is by majority opinion of us plebs, attractive. Meigh is not. Jade has a career, and is functioning member of society. Meigh is a dumpster tier bottom of the barrel leech with no real life experience. Jade and Jim got together and have stayed together and she is friends with Nora. Ralph has gone from fat whore to prostitute to a pedo. He's ashamed of his own life and choices in partners, he wants Jim to feel like he feels. So he thinks shaming Jade and snapping some aged candid pics of her and having his zoomer retarded AF fan base laugh at her will make him feel better. Sure it will no doubt give him that twitter dopamine hit, but deep down he'll still know he's a failure and his forever fiance is the ex girlfriend of a troon and pedo scum.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
It's a mixture of projection and jealousy. Jade is by majority opinion of us plebs, attractive. Meigh is not. Jade has a career, and is functioning member of society. Meigh is a dumpster tier bottom of the barrel leech with no real life experience.
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You could completely swap their appearances and Jade would still be the better catch.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
It's a mixture of projection and jealousy. Jade is by majority opinion of us plebs, attractive. Meigh is not. Jade has a career, and is functioning member of society. Meigh is a dumpster tier bottom of the barrel leech with no real life experience. Jade and Jim got together and have stayed together and she is friends with Nora. Ralph has gone from fat whore to prostitute to a pedo. He's ashamed of his own life and choices in partners, he wants Jim to feel like he feels. So he thinks shaming Jade and snapping some aged candid pics of her and having his zoomer retarded AF fan base laugh at her will make him feel better. Sure it will no doubt give him that twitter dopamine hit, but deep down he'll still know he's a failure and his forever fiance is the ex girlfriend of a troon and pedo scum.
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He had nora but his trashy as shit life drove her away
 
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Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
The question I really have (and feel free to answer, because I know you're reading this you melonhead retard) is how do you see victory. playing out here?

You're never not going to be fat and ugly, you're never going to be rich or important, you're never not going to be a gross sleaze, so when do you really think people are going to stop making fun of you? What, in your little walnut mind, do you think you're gonna do that makes everyone say "oh wow we were wrong Ethan really is cool and respectable, let's leave him alone?"

Legitimately the only way I could see myself not poking fun at your miserable little life is if you graciously backed off from the internet drama and just continued to do your show for your retarded fans and still somehow made money, and you decided to dedicate your time to your baby. If you realized you've acted like a petulant faggot for long enough and it's time to grow up and reprioritize your life, I would find a modicum of respect for you.

But that won't happen because you're a brutish, nasty little piggy with no ability to perform higher-level thinking or planning.
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Honestly ralph has a few options to milk his situation dry and make more bank then the boring garbage he's doing now. For one if he was actually fucking serious about fighting Andy or someone he could do livestreams of him working out with a personal trainer and getting in shape wingsofredemption style. Even if people are hatewatching him it would still be entertaining enough to get eyes on and he would make significantly more bank than he is now. Of course this would all depend on him not being a retard and being capable of laying off the booze.
 
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Persepolis said:
Honestly ralph has a few options to milk his situation dry and make more bank then the boring garbage he's doing now. For one if he was actually fucking serious about fighting Andy or someone he could do livestreams of him working out with a personal trainer and getting in shape wingsofredemption style. Even if people are hatewatching him it would still be entertaining enough to get eyes on and he would make significantly more bank than he is now. Of course this would all depend on him not being a retard and being capable of laying off the booze.
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I'd be much more likely to watch if he kept on the booze and did all of his training absolutely smashed
 
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