Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter



Which one of you fuckers made this? Fucking hilarious


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Roccosmoderndeath1 said:
As someone who lives by a very straight road, I gotta say this does indeed fuel my hatred for him. I guarantee his retarded 3am drag racing is keeping people up at night, even if he somehow is otherwise being safe (highly doubtful considering his mental ability and obesity). I feel nothing but pure empathy for the poor cop or EMT that will one day have to scrape Pat's voluminous mass off the road.
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Add speeding to the list of reasons.
 
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The Patitioner said:
If you're not a loud partying flop house what reason do your neighbors have to hate you? He must have a visible cunt aura
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The worst part is that Fat is trying to give the impression that he’s a loud, partying flop house. In reality I’m sure it’s pretty quiet there with Pat drunk tweeting all day and occasionally playing legos.
 
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The Patitioner said:
If you're not a loud partying flop house what reason do your neighbors have to hate you? He must have a visible cunt aura
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He deliberately puts up spite fences backwards just to piss his neighbors off, or if it isn't deliberate and he's just that much of a retard, he's a truly annoying retard.
 
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curbside said:
The worst part is that Fat is trying to give the impression that he’s a loud, partying flop house. In reality I’m sure it’s pretty quiet there with Pat drunk tweeting all day and occasionally playing legos.
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They don't like him because they can see him day in, day out standing just behind his curtains watching the street, I'm sure the neighbours think he's just a run of the mill pervert, they should count themselves lucky they don't know the evil reality.
 
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curbside said:
The worst part is that Fat is trying to give the impression that he’s a loud, partying flop house. In reality I’m sure it’s pretty quiet there with Pat drunk tweeting all day and occasionally playing legos.
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Ah, but when those (poorly maintained) cellar doors swing open and his industrial grade pepperoni stuffing machine is cranked up to 11, I'm sure there is a cacophony of noise near the half hovel.

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Also, I think I've figured out why Fat Rick salts his own earth: in the event a prospective pepperoni escapes their cellar prison, and they trip over his (shitty) retaining wall in their haste, they still get seasoned.

Edit: spelling
 
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grey area said:
The car shit reads like an edgy teenager but in fact is an obese 42 year old man. It's a given he vastly overestimates his abilities and will be at some point another Mustang wreck to add to the pile, inshallah.
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If excessive speed doesn't get him, I could somehow see him drunkenly backing into a parked car while pulling out if Hooligans or whatever bar he happens to be drunk at, and because his car is worth so little, the insurance company just totaling it out.
We'd also more than likely get a Patrick operating while intoxicated (OWI) saga where he tries childing the cops and another judge and ultimately loses his license and winds up in even more debt. I wouldn't put it past him to refuse a field sobriety test and get slapped with a mandatory ignition interlock order for at least a year. Have fun shifting your manual transmission while blowing your car during a rolling retest. Oh, and he wouldn't be able to ride his precious motorcycle as Wisconsin won't install IIDs on those.
 
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Caverlock said:
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Add speeding to the list of reasons.
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So... Mr. 1.7 including phys ed GPA has been hated by his neighbors for <checks calendar> a decade now, and would have us believe that everyone calling him a fat retarded cock face online is part of a vast e-conspiracy coordinated by fans of a long-dead radio program he never even appeared on. Okay bud

A word of advice to Mr. Tomlinson: even works of fiction in the science fiction and fantasy genres need to include believable character behavior for the audience to buy in
 
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MilkThePig said:
Just for anyone who feels their hatred for this pig waning, he's a little fuel for you..
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Roccosmoderndeath1 said:
As someone who lives by a very straight road, I gotta say this does indeed fuel my hatred for him. I guarantee his retarded 3am drag racing is keeping people up at night, even if he somehow is otherwise being safe (highly doubtful considering his mental ability and obesity). I feel nothing but pure empathy for the poor cop or EMT that will one day have to scrape Pat's voluminous mass off the road.
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His blubber will probably save his life the event of a crash. Or it'll light him up like a candle.
 
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