Furry Convention Drama - Because you can't have a couple thousand dog fucking enthusiasts under the same roof without shit hitting the fan

John Freeman said:
I know you can’t really expect full cognition from furries, but why do they buy these massive 14+ inch horsecock dildos? It’s literally not physically possible to take that. That’s how you rupture your fucking colon.
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I have to remind myself there are people outside of gay male circles who don't know how deep the dragon dick goes buuuut....that's actually pretty tame. There are toys that are fucking massive and crazy motherfuckers do use them. It's a weird fetish and I've legit seen a dude tweet out a prolapsed asshole and laugh when I mentioned that they should get medical attention for the gaping fleshy red doughnut bursting like an alien worm from his butthole. I hope this post has been informative and helpful.


I hate the gay community some (all?) of the time.

Edit: beaten with a BD dildo.
 
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The_MmmBop_Gang said:
I have to remind myself there are people outside of gay male circles who don't know how deep the dragon dick goes buuuut....that's actually pretty tame. There are toys that are fucking massive and crazy motherfuckers do use them. It's a weird fetish and I've legit seen a dude tweet out a prolapsed asshole and laugh when I mentioned that they should get medical attention for the gaping fleshy red doughnut bursting like an alien worm from his butthole. I hope this post has been informative and helpful.


I hate the gay community some (all?) of the time.

Edit: beaten with a BD dildo.
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One of their big early financiers was Douglas Spink, more famous for running a bestiality farm where men paid to have sex with real live horses.
 
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more from the blfc hashtag earlier
nothing as funny as a cum pizza party, but here's some drama about a supposed zoophile/pedo/whatever

REALLY long thread...i'm not gonna dig into it, or post all the receipts and images, so maybe one of you would like to poke through it, or not, it seems like basic furry drama
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here's da boi
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apparently he was in the dance competition
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dude was booed offstage while somebody in the audience made a scene
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wait what? don't be shy, tell us more about that
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big callout thread
next tweet
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the guy they're mad about
 
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Ratboy Genius said:
more from the blfc hashtag earlier

REALLY long thread...i'm not gonna dig into it, or post all the receipts and images, so maybe one of you would like to poke through it, or not, it seems like basic furry drama
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Khord's had a pretty long-standing thread on the Farms for a while now, the incident was mentioned starting here in the thread. But the TLDR for people who haven't read his thread is that Khord has a long and well-documented history of shitty behavior, he's a negligent father, and based on the evidence in the thread, we can say with 99.99% certainty he's a Pedo and into Beastiality. Khord also showed up to argue in his own thread repeatedly, it went about as well as you'd expect.

Anyways, regarding the BLFC drama: he signed up for the dance competition and made it as one of the finalists. Given how notorious he is in furry circles, other furries did not take kindly to the fact that he was a finalist, let alone allowed to compete in the first place. People even booed him during his dance routine (yes, this was caught on film). Khord's basically responded by ignoring all evidence and accusations and claiming this is all a bunch of lies that KF made up to defame him.

EDIT: here is a far more detailed summary of the incident in Khord's thread.
 
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Pinball 2000 said:
Khord's had a pretty long-standing thread on the Farms for a while now, the incident was mentioned starting here in the thread. But the TLDR for people who haven't read his thread is that Khord has a long and well-documented history of shitty behavior, he's a negligent father, and based on the evidence in the thread, we can say with 99.99% certainty he's a Pedo and into Beastiality. Khord also showed up to argue in his own thread repeatedly, it went about as well as you'd expect.

Anyways, regarding the BLFC drama: he signed up for the dance competition and made it as one of the finalists. Given how notorious he is in furry circles, other furries did not take kindly to the fact that he was a finalist, let alone allowed to compete in the first place. People even booed him during his dance routine (yes, this was caught on film). Khord's basically responded by ignoring all evidence and accusations and claiming this is all a bunch of lies that KF made up to defame him.
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Dude… It’s one thing to have no father figure. Fuck, I lived in an area full of fatherless niggers in my youth. Most turn out okay, some go shoot shoot bang bang. It’s whatever. But it’s got to be a completely different type of trauma when pops isn’t absent, but is instead a negligent pedophile zoophile furry. Like bro imagine being like 25, you r dad disappeared from your life 14 years ago, never saw him again. Then you google his name and the memories hit you like a ton of bricks…

The therapy this kid is gonna need.
 
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JethroTullamore said:
Holy horse-cock Batman.

They don’t pay the housekeeping staff enough for this.
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I'm going to rate Agree but point out that furries are one of the cleaner groups that Housekeeping has to deal with.
Ask them about big political meetings. You'll hear some absolutely Mafia-like shit that went on. Amber Heard was definitely not the first person to shit on one side of a bed and leave it for someone else to clean up.
 
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John Freeman said:
I know you can’t really expect full cognition from furries, but why do they buy these massive 14+ inch horsecock dildos? It’s literally not physically possible to take that. That’s how you rupture your fucking colon.
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Allow me to introduce you to the Sex Toy Thread. You think that's large? Come and take a look at the shit we stare in horror at over there. Furries are terrifyingly adept at shoving things up where the sun don't shine.
 
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Coelacanth said:
Allow me to introduce you to the Sex Toy Thread. You think that's large? Come and take a look at the shit we stare in horror at over there. Furries are terrifyingly adept at shoving things up where the sun don't shine.
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The Bad Dragon forums had a 'DIY sex toy' thread back in the day that was fucking hilarious and gross at times.

I remember one post vividly being a chick who rolled up a slice of pizza to put inside herself. (:_( hairbrushes and toothbrushes are too mainstream.
 
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Urban Sombrero said:
Hey, remember that BLFC was one of the first furcons to require all attendees, staff and vendors to be vaccinated AND boosted to reduce the spread of the Coof?

Take a look at how well that worked...
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Some people at the convention were isolating in their hotel rooms. Imagine paying actual money for a trip and having to spend the majority of it inside your hotel room for the duration.
 
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Dave. said:
Some people at the convention were isolating in their hotel rooms. Imagine paying actual money for a trip and having to spend the majority of it inside your hotel room for the duration.
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Just goes to show how retarded the hysteria has gotten. People really do think this is a "new normal."
 
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Furlandia 2022 (the one that goes on in my state) has similar guidelines:
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However, it seems like it went on without any issue as I'm not seeing any reports. A bit of a fun fact about Furlandia though; it's hosted at a hotel called the Sheraton right next to the PDX airport and it's the same one that was used for another convention (I think it was a Job Fair for Disabilities(?)) that I attended which I'm not going to powerlevel what my role was in it because it's not relevant. The hotel itself, has one restaurant (it's pretty okay, but the service is garbage but that could be because it was packed at the time), and it has three very small hallways and two conference rooms and an auditorium. It's way smaller than it sounds and the convention rooms themselves are as big as a music room in a high school. How they manage to host a convention in that small of a space is beyond me, it's small, tight, and pretty claustrophobic in some places.
 
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Urban Sombrero said:
Hey, remember that BLFC was one of the first furcons to require all attendees, staff and vendors to be vaccinated AND boosted to reduce the spread of the Coof?

Take a look at how well that worked...
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The data over the past month or so has been that people with boosters are more likely to test positive, which is the best part of this. A bunch of self-proclaimed Twitter-educated medical experts sat around and came up with this rule 6 months ago, then weeks before the con happens it starts to fall apart because it wasn't based in any real studies.

At some point these people are going to have to realize that their attempts at virtue signaling are pointless, when 90% of the attendees are going to end up crammed in a hotel room with 40 other people.
 
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JFKdestroyer said:
The data over the past month or so has been that people with boosters are more likely to test positive, which is the best part of this. A bunch of self-proclaimed Twitter-educated medical experts sat around and came up with this rule 6 months ago, then weeks before the con happens it starts to fall apart because it wasn't based in any real studies.

At some point these people are going to have to realize that their attempts at virtue signaling are pointless, when 90% of the attendees are going to end up crammed in a hotel room with 40 other people.
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You won't get sick if you don't go to things. When they're low on unvaccinated people, especially at a place full of leftyfags, you can have 10% without vax catch it half the time, and 90% with booster catch it much less, but still end up with more of them positive. However boosted ones will die less and have less complications.

Science hasn't yet calculated the chances of furfags breeding a novel form of genital warts that grow up inside your spine and sprout teeth and eyes until you split inside out and spawn a fuck goblin.
 
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