Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[REGENDarySumanai]

Or he could just call the cops for a noise complaint. All of that hollerin’ would certainly warrant that call.

Or animal control. Feral hogs that far in an urban environment are a case of emergency.

 

[Expendable Zaku]

Or animal control. Feral hogs that far in an urban environment are a case of emergency.

“Yes ma’am… yes… somehow it’s standing on its hind legs, I’d say probably 5’1” in length. Yeah, the hog sounds like it’s squealing in-between bouts of wheezing. Also, are hobbits actually real? Because there’s three of them surrounding it.”

 

[make_it_so]

During the initial wave of coof, he talked about having bought a shotgun.
Later streams claimed he bought more with a lot of ammo but didn't specify.

You can never have just one.

 

[Bafta]

Jim’s iron lung can’t get up that

He uses one of the escape tunnels he had Jade dig during COVID

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

This is so sad...
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‘I’m not close with Ralph, we’re just two guys in the broader Internet scene’

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

‘I’m not close with Ralph, we’re just two guys in the broader Internet scene’

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He should get made fun of way more for this. Even if Nick were a straight, cool 23 year old it’d be gay as fuck for a 36 year old man to say this. Even worse it’s a dude you only know from the internet who doesn’t even consider you a friend. Fucking simp.

 

[RussianParasite]

He should get made fun of way more for this. Even if Nick were a straight, cool 23 year old it’d be gay as fuck for a 36 year old man to say this. Even worse it’s a dude you only know from the internet who doesn’t even consider you a friend. Fucking simp.

Yes, and in this case Nick is 23 going on 15. How the fuck did anyone ever take this retard seriously?

 

[Honored guest]

Ralph won't be hiring a PI. If he's actually dead set on stalking Jade, he'll either do it himself or get some groyper reject to do it. The latter is more likely, because when he inevitably gets caught he'll be hit with a stalking charge.

The way I see it happening is Ralph will have someone follow her around and take pictures, and after the guy has fled the scene he'll send them to Ralph who will post them on Twitter/Telegram.

Hes a coward, so that nixes going in person, and hes a broke retard, so that nixes hiring a PI. Plus hes on a suspended sentence and hes scared of jail.

But involving a borderline school shooter autistic groyper nether costs anything nor involves risking it. The guy could probably just stream from Jim's driveway and be the offical KILLSTREAM cancerman and korean whore correspondent. His catboy audience is so deranged at this point who wouldn't want that title. Of course someone nuts enough to do this could end up doing something stupid or violent, which would become the gunts responsibility legally.

This I feel is the most likely outcome. The hog is squealing the way he is to get the attention of his master the mexican cat boy, and his harem of lost teenagers. He is either hoping that a random cat boy volunteers or that Spicalos will directly send someone out there. In a few weeks Gunt will post some grainy pictures of an asian women and claim that its Jade after she finished eating dog, and that it was sent to him by his PI. He'll make comments about how there is more to come and how hes gonna get that Met-o-care. The Gunt will never enter the state because he is to chicken shit.

 

[HarveySperg41]

We'll see how this pans out, but I do think Ralph may do something even more retarded.

Never underestimate Ralph’s ability to up the retard level. He’ll surprise you every time.

 

[HarveySperg41]

All Jim needs to do is have cut outs of Ralph saying ‘PEDOPHILE’ or stuff like Adrienne Blaire won behind his window/screen door and Ralph can’t do shit. The moment he opens the door to remove it he broke the law

As Gunt walks up live streaming yards signs and banners will pop up with “Adriane Blair won” lol.

 

[Basketball Jones]

What bothers me is that Jim definitely behaved with a set of principles in mind. He never targeted the people around the lulcow. From what I’ve seen he has always criticized the individual. It’s clear he never wanted to drag his real life friends and family into his internet bullshit, especially his wife. So, how could he do the same? This might be a foreign concept to Ralph, but it’s likely Jim cares a great deal about his wife. I think with the latest string of threats a line has been crossed for Jim. I’m not a lawyer, but it does seem Jim is establishing that he is fearful of bodily harm to himself and another, fearful of damage of income of his wife through the harassment of her work place. The right move would be to stop engaging directly and block. The advantage Jim has is that he could never mention Ralph again and that would hurt the rage pig most.

Don’t know how many Kiwis have significant others or spouses, but imagine someone that you do care about, anyone, was being talked about by Ethan fucking Ralph. Really, any unhinged person, but specifically for this thought experiment, Ralph. On some level you know he’s an idiot, but on the other you know he’s lost his mind and as of the past year you’ve watched his behavior become more erratic. Where before there may have been some level of consistency in his behavior, now it all seems a bit blurred and unpredictable.

Spoiler

He starts talking about you a lot. Whatever, right? OmegaLOL. But then he starts mentioning your loved one also... In fact, he starts mentioning them A LOT. Then he starts threatening to show up at your home, where your loved one lives, or at their job specifically. Couple this with the rising degree of bizarre antics and irrational behavior and knowledge of restraining orders and court orders. And you notice a disturbing pattern also emerging…one that involves him going after women specifically, the fairer and weaker sex, to get to his “opponent”. He starts talking about taking unsolicited pictures of your loved one, very candidly, and asking their coworkers about them. He starts insinuating, very openly, his intentions to stalk them. All of this, I remind you, is with the intention of getting your attention and getting you involved.

At what point, fellow Kiwis, do you start to become concerned and not feel like a faggot for doing so? At what point do you say, “I don’t care what Internet rando thinks this is gay or if it makes Ralph think he won, this has gone too far”?

Because I know, for me, I would be at that point. And I honestly couldn’t blame Jim for being at that point if Jade is as worried as he says she is. And frankly, I can’t blame her. Ralph’s too unpredictable at this point to let it go. Even if nothing comes of it and it’s just RagePig talk, better to play it safe then gamble with crazy.

 

[A Sunset]

Let's not kid ourselves, Gunt is on welfare. He's barely making anything off his botted dear-air pity stream, the only way he could pull in any sort of income is from the tax payer's generosity. Leeching off society is a Ralph family tradition. His loser mother did it, his loser father did it, and in turn their loser parents, from the top on down.

Very poetic that Cog, a welfare monkey, went to beat up another welfare monkey. It’s like retarded faggotry, it rhymes.

Fight for us, filthy monkeys.

 

[MadStan]

Jim isn’t going to fool around with Ralph. Period.

Ralph turns up and Jim (because he is actually sane) will threaten to call the cops. He will tell Ralph he has called the cops if Ralph doesn’t leave or doesn’t back down or does any bullshit to the house or tries to touch the front door, Jim will confront him if he feels the need to protect himself or his property and he will shoot him dead. Period.

There will be no saga outside the house or driveway or any such shit because it is Jim’s castle and if Ralph doesn’t know that Jim is in fact a no-bullshitter then he is a fool (again).

Jim has an immune condition so he won’t be out on the sidewalk talking to a dirty; viral loaded pig like Ralph that spits and probably farts viral loads.

My only hope is Ralph tries the front door and finds out what it’s like to have a .35 give his gunt a back door.

 

[Henry Wentworth Akeley]

Because I know, for me, I would be at that point. And I honestly couldn’t blame Jim for being at that point if Jade is as worried as he says she is. And frankly, I can’t blame her. Ralph’s too unpredictable at this point to let it go. Even if nothing comes of it and it’s just RagePig talk, better to play it safe then gamble with crazy.

Yeah I mean you hit the nail on the head. Internet strangers may call you gay and crinj and mock you but there's nothing online worth the safety and security of loved ones. Even if nothing came of the gunt's threats it would be prudent to take them seriously, even if for no other reason than as a performative act to give your loved ones a sense of security.

 

[AnOminous]

Don’t know how many Kiwis have significant others or spouses, but imagine someone that you do care about, anyone, was being talked about by Ethan fucking Ralph. Really, any unhinged person, but specifically for this thought experiment, Ralph.

To some degree if you're going to poke a rage pig you're going to have to expect he does stuff like this. I'm sure he and Jade both knew he was going to talk shit about them and squeal a lot. It's escalated a bit beyond that, though. If he moves beyond talking shit into reality, he could be in a real world of hurt that makes his back-to-back pummelings in Portugal look like nothing.

I'm not even talking one of the funny to imagine but probably not funny in reality things (although it might be) where Cancer Man goes full Bronson and takes out the pig. Just if he ends up in jail he's pretty fucked. Imagine the sheer number of things he'd have to withdraw from as a sick already fucked up old beyond his time dude. Benzos? Coke? Meth even? And booze enough he might even be in DTs territory if he just quit.

Metokur is obviously setting up two things, as anyone in his situation should do. First, establish unambiguously that any contact is unwelcome and very definitely feral pigs are not welcome on his property. This sets up a self-defense claim if the worst happens, but it's also very good if you need a restraining order.

 

[Jack Awful]

To some degree if you're going to poke a rage pig you're going to have to expect he does stuff like this. I'm sure he and Jade both knew he was going to talk shit about them and squeal a lot. It's escalated a bit beyond that, though. If he moves beyond talking shit into reality, he could be in a real world of hurt that makes his back-to-back pummelings in Portugal look like nothing.

I'm not even talking one of the funny to imagine but probably not funny in reality things (although it might be) where Cancer Man goes full Bronson and takes out the pig. Just if he ends up in jail he's pretty fucked. Imagine the sheer number of things he'd have to withdraw from as a sick already fucked up old beyond his time dude. Benzos? Coke? Meth even? And booze enough he might even be in DTs territory if he just quit.

Metokur is obviously setting up two things, as anyone in his situation should do. First, establish unambiguously that any contact is unwelcome and very definitely feral pigs are not welcome on his property. This sets up a self-defense claim if the worst happens, but it's also very good if you need a restraining order.

I guarantee Ralph will not be going to Minnesota at all.

He's already started flaking "I'm gonna send a private investigator there!" and we know he blatantly lies to make himself look cool for his fans. He just recently weaseled his way out of boxing.

The question isn't "is Ralph going to visit Jim's house?" it's "is Ralph going to send a retard Groyper willing to go to Jim's house for free or is Ralph just going to shit his pants and do nothing again?"

 

[A valid name]

Jim’s iron lung can’t get up that

He's got a gundam.

 

[Lost in the Woods]

First of all. Ethan Ralph you micropenis having pill popping shit eating rapist I know you are reading this. I just want you to know the greatest three arguments for abortion legalization are you and those two future felons you spawned. I would've told you this to your face if you didn't have me blocked on every platform like the pussy ass bitch that you are.

Now that I have goaded the pig I just wanted to say that I think the closest thing that would ever happen to Ralph showing up at Jim's place would be the gunt doing a shitty livestream in the town that jim lives in and putting up cringe posters because he is a gigantic bitch.

 

[Fren]

Ralph lost to a literal tranny and, with a little help from Norf FC, to gravity itself. His only hope for a win by this point is a cancer patient with a non existing immune system, who his, according to Ralph himself, wheelchair bound.
Seems to me that the Guntlord is quite desperate for a W, doenst matter how pathetic.

 

[ArmouredRobin]

My only hope is Ralph tries the front door and finds out what it’s like to have a .35 give his gunt a back door.

Do you think that the gunt is thick enough to act as body armour? I'm genuinely curious.