Prison Letters (5/8/22 + 6/1/22) Two New Chris Jail Letters from Helena Fiorenza

Looked her up. She's a nurse, and an old one at that.

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I can't imagine how Chris got her full name though. Probably threw a tantrum and threatned to file a complaint as they were pumping him full of Thorazine, and some doogeder orderly with rainbow hair gave away Betty's surename.
 
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fenny said:
Merely "big talk" about fucking his mom.
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The new “locker room talk.”

Dr. Silvestrechu said:
He knows how famous Chris is and knows that this is probably the most high profile case he'll ever work on; and unfortunately this is what future generations will remember him for.
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The D. C. Sniper is slightly more high profile than Chris.

Dr. Silvestrechu said:
If Chris gets off scot-free for raping his mother it will absolutely make mainstream news again, and Heilbergs name will be plastered across every news site that covers the case.
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That would be ridiculous. No one outside of the farms wants to talk about this. Tucker briefly mentioned him for viewbait as part of a larger story, and that’s it. Yaniv had more coverage and no one talks about him anymore.
 
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Ophelia said:
Why do you think Chris would be in genpop and not protected?
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Eh really would they care enough to put chris in protected? retards, Chomos and People who raped young, nubile women, they get protected custody and even then its more a token gesture than anything. Plus "mix ups" happen all the time where guys who should be in PC get put in with the gen plus there's always the moments when there is no PC or Gen like when the prison is taking a head count and only those in solitary are kept in their cells.

Remember Jered foggle was in prison and was supposed to be in protective custody yet the inmates somehow got to him and beat him nearly to death, and the Prison practically turned a blind eye to the whole thing.

Ophelia said:
Why? He doesn’t seem to think she’s bETrAyEd him.
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Chris vilifies ANYONE who inconveniences him in any way. Mary Lee Walsh, all those "jerk ops," Micheal snyder, Adam Stackhouse, Jason Kendrick Howell, they all got turned into d list villians in his comic or at the very least made his permant shit list all because they just happend to get in chris's way of something he wanted.
 
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Every stupid ween thinks that the ultimate Chris troll will be the one that gets him to kill himself. But they're wrong. The Ultimate Chris Troll will be the one that tells him no, triggers a tard temper tantrum, and then holds him down and records his autistic screams. We have been blue balled from this precise scenario for decades now- we know it happens, we have Chris recounting the multiple times it's happened (from 4th grade to the mall incident to now) but we never get to actually see and document it ourselves. Stop trying to get Chris to fuck Barb or kill himself, stop roleplaying with him and sending him money, stop trying to get him to add your gays ideas to Sonichu, just do the thing that Bob for all his talk about "cuttin down the Internet" never actually did and actually discipline Chris- on film- and you will be the God of Chris-chan Trolls.
 
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A Grey Cat said:
Eh really would they care enough to put chris in protected?
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Yes because it’s not a big deal and is probably less of a headache.

A Grey Cat said:
retards,
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Like Chris. He’s exactly the type who gets it.

A Grey Cat said:
Plus "mix ups" happen all the time where guys who should be in PC get put in with the gen
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I’d be interested in learning more about this.

A Grey Cat said:
Remember Jered foggle was in prison and was supposed to be in protective custody yet the inmates somehow got to him and beat him nearly to death, and the Prison practically turned a blind eye to the whole thing.
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You think Chris is comparable to Jared Fogle? Chris is nobody. He’s not worth that “mix up.”
 
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Disgruntled Pupper said:
Every stupid ween thinks that the ultimate Chris troll will be the one that gets him to kill himself. But they're wrong. The Ultimate Chris Troll will be the one that tells him no, triggers a tard temper tantrum, and then holds him down and records his autistic screams. We have been blue balled from this precise scenario for decades now- we know it happens, we have Chris recounting the multiple times it's happened (from 4th grade to the mall incident to now) but we never get to actually see and document it ourselves. Stop trying to get Chris to fuck Barb or kill himself, stop roleplaying with him and sending him money, stop trying to get him to add your gays ideas to Sonichu, just do the thing that Bob for all his talk about "cuttin down the Internet" never actually did and actually discipline Chris- on film- and you will be the God of Chris-chan Trolls.
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We almost got it with the TooManyGames incident.
 
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A Grey Cat said:
Remember Jered foggle was in prison and was supposed to be in protective custody yet the inmates somehow got to him and beat him nearly to death, and the Prison practically turned a blind eye to the whole thing.
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Fogel was in general population. He pissed people off by hiring "bodyguards" and acting like Mr. Big, so he got his ass kicked and his "bodyguards" did nothing. Not sure if he's wised up a bit since then.
 
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Dr. Silvestrechu said:
I unironically believe that Heilberg is trying his damndest to get a full acquittal. He knows how famous Chris is and knows that this is probably the most high profile case he'll ever work on; and unfortunately this is what future generations will remember him for. If Chris gets off scot-free for raping his mother it will absolutely make mainstream news again, and Heilbergs name will be plastered across every news site that covers the case. If Chris ends up taking some plea deal that results in probation or a few months in the custody of a tard wrangling facility, nobody outside of the farms is going to give a shit.
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Heilberg's most famous case was him as part of the defense team for one of the DC Snipers, technically making Chris his second most notorious client. Given his 50+ years experience, I'm sure he is coming up several last ditch defenses on how Chris completely lost control of his life due to him being subjected to a decade and a half of what is basically IRL gangstalking. The biggest problem Heilberg probably has right now is getting Chris to listen, which I'm sure he is long used to that.
 
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AnOminous said:
Fogel was in general population. He pissed people off by hiring "bodyguards" and acting like Mr. Big, so he got his ass kicked and his "bodyguards" did nothing. Not sure if he's wised up a bit since then.
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Fucking hell here I thought it was all just a case of Fogel being put in protected and someone managing to get close to him, real wrong place and time sort of thing. Fogel acted like he had an ego because he was a former D list celebrity and had the pull to hire body guards and STILL managed to get his head kicked in by an old man? Fucking Godbear I would give anything to see the timeline where Chris ends up in gen pop and tries to cast a curseyehamehia on big bubba and Tyrone only for both of them to start booting him in the ribs.
 
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A Grey Cat said:
Fucking Godbear I would give anything to see the timeline where Chris ends up in gen pop and tries to cast a curseyehamehia on big bubba and Tyrone only for both of them to start booting him in the ribs.
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He would back down instantly. He is terrified of the niggos. Remember when he got uppity with some black guy over Yu-Gi-Oh and started talking shit and the guy just gave him a mean look and he sat right the fuck back down.

The story is this:
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Niggos

"Chris also once argued with a huge black guy named TJ while playing Yu-Gi-Oh. When they started talking about how Chris would never get laid, Chris yelled, 'I'm going to smack your effing face down!' As TJ stood up like he was going to beat Chris's ass, Chris shrunk and whimpered 'I mean your face down monster....'"
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Doesn't seem to be in the current version of that page, though. Never mind, they must have moved it: https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_race
 
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AnOminous said:
He would back down instantly. He is terrified of the niggos. Remember when he got uppity with some black guy over Yu-Gi-Oh and started talking shit and the guy just gave him a mean look and he sat right the fuck back down.
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he was able to back down then cause it was in public and the niggo then wasn't an inmate in prison (yet) doing time for beating on a retard wasn't worth it. If he ends up in prison gen pop now? Going hedgehog defense mode or even just backing down and cowering in fear wont save his sorry ass now. At best it'll keep them from wailing on his major organs too hard.
 
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