Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[NotAPony]

catchy chorus, pleasantly sounding melody,
I have int on loop

So this is the low IQ breed of '22. Just pathetic.

 

[dreamwebz]

So this is the low IQ breed of '22. Just pathetic.

no, the song is just catchy, similar to many other popular tunes who got alotta attention

 

[The Dude]

Amber Heard could be under so much debt that she couldn't hope to pay it back in a dozen lifetimes, forced to give blowjobs and let guys shit on her in some filthy back alleyway just to afford a cardboard box to live in, and a loaf of bread and bottle of Night Train each week, and she still wouldn't fuck Shit-Lips. It doesn't matter how awful life is for a woman, having any kind of relationship with Russhole is beneath them. Fucking Russell Greer can't even be considered scraping the bottom of the barrel because Russ isn't even in the barrel. He's some disgusting pest scuttling around the floor underneath the barrel.

And you just fucking know Russhole is thinking to himself "This time it's gonna work! This time will be different! She's at rock bottom, so she HAS to accept my song and fuck me my penis! And she's an actress, not a singer! It HAS to work this time!"

 

[MelloYello]

Don't worry. He'll never change.

Most people at least learn from their failures, at some point. Russell never learns.

If at first, you don't succeed, keep failing for the rest of your life!

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Guys, is it ok to unironically like his songs?

Like whatever the fuck you want. You don't need our permission even if I think you have a poor taste

 

[dreamwebz]

Like whatever the fuck you want. You don't need our permission even if I think you have a poor taste

de gustibus non est disputandum
I know Latin, therefore i can't have bad taste

 

[Useful_Mistake]

de gustibus non est disputandum
I know Latin, therefore i can't have bad taste

People who know latin are either forced to know it (Lawyers, doctors, etc) or are pretentious fucks trying to sound smart.

That's my take on it anyway, and I won't derail the thread any more than this.

 

[Stinkyboy]

And the summerfag rears its ugly head

 

[mario if smoke weed]

Guys, is it ok to unironically like his songs?

Only if it's Yo Yovanna.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

no, the song is just catchy, similar to many other popular tunes who got alotta attention

He deliberately wrote it that way. His pop song sounds like pop music because he thinks that will get him attention. Russ doesn't know why pop songs get the attention that they do, only that they get attention.

By the way, my favorite part of all his songs are when they end.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

By the way, my favorite part of all his songs are when they end.

Well, that's mean. I expect a written letter of apology to be written for Russ for being mean to his hard work and effort!

 

[AnOminous]

By the way, my favorite part of all his songs are when they end.

The structures are too totally broken in a way that you know he doesn't know the elements of a pop song or even the basics of it. About the only thing he has going for him is the rudiments of a hook, but then he just plays it over and over again. You have to actually do something else too.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

The structures are too totally broken in a way that you know he doesn't know the elements of a pop song or even the basics of it. About the only thing he has going for him is the rudiments of a hook, but then he just plays it over and over again. You have to actually do something else too.

Kinda like how he thinks he can become famous without any work. There's no law that says he can't!

 

[AnOminous]

Kinda like how he thinks he can become famous without any work. There's no law that says he can't!

Honestly his "songs" sound like that crap that used to come out of those Technics keyboards Wesley Willis used. But Russ is no Wesley Willis.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

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Can't wait for Russ to offer her a job in the Mile High Neon. With his other celebrity prostitutes, Katy Perry and Taylor Swift.

 

[dreamwebz]

He deliberately wrote it that way. His pop song sounds like pop music because he thinks that will get him attention. Russ doesn't know why pop songs get the attention that they do, only that they get attention.

By the way, my favorite part of all his songs are when they end.

which doesnt make them bad

 

[Uzumaki]

which doesnt make them bad

Go be boring somewhere else.

 

[Cilleystring]

Holy shit do we have our first legitimate Russ Greer fan in here? Never thought I'd see the day.

More likely to be a troll than an orbiter though. No real person would ever like Russ or his music. #ShockJock

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

By the way, my favorite part of all his songs are when they end.

My favorite part is when he makes an instagram post advertising his song before pulling said instagram post because we laughed at it

 

[Drowningman]

Russ is so predictable and goes on like 1 2 3 4 and so on doing the same thing and sometimes variations of it..that's what makes him so entertaining.