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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Crosspost from Kevin's thread, but I think it provides some insight...

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Well that proves why the few FTMs around the tranch left. You can invert the dick but it's still going to be attached to a misogynist.
 
Crosspost from Kevin's thread, but I think it provides some insight...


Well that proves why the few FTMs around the tranch left. You can invert the dick but it's still going to be attached to a misogynist.
How is this misogynistic? As others have pointed out, he has just outed his nerve death, I can't see anything woman hating here.
 
I know this is probably wildly optimistic, but wouldn't it be something if Ash sees the writing on the wall and is delaying the documentary so he can include the failure of the tranch and expose what we all know? Or even if he wouldn't go that based, make them look bad by woke standards so his documentary gets him more clout.

I think Ash is hedging his bets, now that he already needed to edit out Bonnie and can sense where the Tranch is heading. But I doubt he's going to dig up the dirt because that means he acknowledges that the genderqueer traleda -which he very much is part of- is a massive illusion.
 
Ash pretty much has gone radio silent on the tranch documentary since the Bonnie/Kindness drama, so I think it's been dead since. He's not going to be able to turn this into some uwu brave trans wahmin fighting for survival in Earl Country documentary, so it's not going to get done at all. I assume all the ridiculous trans militia footage included good ole' Boners too.

Considering how messy furries are and he's held off on doing an expose on them, he's not going to do one on the tranch.
 
Ash pretty much has gone radio silent on the tranch documentary since the Bonnie/Kindness drama, so I think it's been dead since. He's not going to be able to turn this into some uwu brave trans wahmin fighting for survival in Earl Country documentary, so it's not going to get done at all. I assume all the ridiculous trans militia footage included good ole' Boners too.

Considering how messy furries are and he's held off on doing an expose on them, he's not going to do one on the tranch.
He’s gone *so* quiet. And just occasionally darkly crypto-tweeting, you get the impression all is not well.

Like, he’s stressed out at having put 2 years of work into a project and has all kinds of pressure on him not to release it how it is.

That is, of course, conjecture.
 
He’s gone *so* quiet. And just occasionally darkly crypto-tweeting, you get the impression all is not well.

Like, he’s stressed out at having put 2 years of work into a project and has all kinds of pressure on him not to release it how it is.

That is, of course, conjecture.

Its like if you a Nazi party member and have video from Auschwitz and the Numerburg trials are going on. You don't think Hitler did anything wrong but you can tell a good number of people disagree.
 
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Oh no, if the tranch falls apart, where will I get my daily schadenfreude of mentally ill men failing at basic farming?
Some other incompetent troon compound will arise and as they're terminally online freaks we'll be able to watch. They are a cult at this point, they won't be able to help but create cult compounds and as they, as a group, are entirely incapable of anything manual (yucky blue collars voted trump) it will always provide entertainment for us.
 
Some other incompetent troon compound will arise and as they're terminally online freaks we'll be able to watch. They are a cult at this point, they won't be able to help but create cult compounds and as they, as a group, are entirely incapable of anything manual (yucky blue collars voted trump) it will always provide entertainment for us.
The number of tranny compounds is extremely low compared to the number of insane trannies roaming around in the wild. I can only recall Troonblinka and Alpacaschwitz. IIRC Pennywise and the Tran Gang inspired someone to start their own farm somewhere in Washington (?) but they aren't nearly as public as the Tranch. It's a cult all right but they don't seem to thrive outside their natural habitat, where they might not have easy access to horse piss pills, friendly doctors and handmaidens, consoomer goods, and where they need to put in actual effort to live.
 
The number of tranny compounds is extremely low compared to the number of insane trannies roaming around in the wild. I can only recall Troonblinka and Alpacaschwitz. IIRC Pennywise and the Tran Gang inspired someone to start their own farm somewhere in Washington (?) but they aren't nearly as public as the Tranch. It's a cult all right but they don't seem to thrive outside their natural habitat, where they might not have easy access to horse piss pills, friendly doctors and handmaidens, consoomer goods, and where they need to put in actual effort to live.
It isn’t common. Thought I’d stumbled across a fresh one the other day (due to mentions of “community”) but this does just seem to be a lone gunmanwoman.
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And I do occasionally search for the mythical Catgirl Ranch in Indiana, but it is like a mirage in the desert.


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I think Ash is hedging his bets, now that he already needed to edit out Bonnie and can sense where the Tranch is heading. But I doubt he's going to dig up the dirt because that means he acknowledges that the genderqueer traleda -which he very much is part of- is a massive illusion.

He's not going to be able to turn this into some uwu brave trans wahmin fighting for survival in Earl Country documentary, so it's not going to get done at all. I assume all the ridiculous trans militia footage included good ole' Boners too.

Considering how messy furries are and he's held off on doing an expose on them, he's not going to do one on the tranch.

I've never seen anything Ash has worked on, so I have no frame of reference for his ability, but I definitely think it's possible put something together with a chaotic, indie vibe.

Maybe interview everyone a year after it falls and patch together some semblance of a positive story (in their eyes anyway lol). Like Tiger King meets The King of Kong.
 
> It would be way less involved than a phalloplasty. :P

So he's basically shitting on TIFs and thus women
You place me in the agonizing position of having to defend Kevin, because while his original point was retarded your interpretation of it is bordering on illiterate. You're quoting him in the middle of a twitter thread, the context is he's talking about surgical regret and saying he doesn't want his penis back, he just wants more corrective surgery on his neovag to fix phantom itching, i.e. it would be easier to get surgery to repair the neovag than get a phalloplasty to regain his dick which he doesn't want anyway, nothing whatsoever to do with FTM's.

As I said this is still a retarded statement even when read correctly, naturally there is no surgery to correct scar itching because no matter what kind of epic 360 noscope the surgeon does with his scalpel, it's just going to scar again and the new scar will also itch. Mind you a tranny surgeon would probably still take his money to try it, getting paid to fuck you up is the job description.
And I do occasionally search for the mythical Catgirl Ranch in Indiana
Bit offtopic but didn't Keffals have a gimmick side account on twitter called the catboy ranch where he fantasized about drowning catboys in barrels of jizz?
 
As I said this is still a retarded statement even when read correctly, naturally there is no surgery to correct scar itching because no matter what kind of epic 360 noscope the surgeon does with his scalpel, it's just going to scar again and the new scar will also itch. Mind you a tranny surgeon would probably still take his money to try it, getting paid to fuck you up is the job description.

I reckon lobotomy might work.
 
It isn’t common. Thought I’d stumbled across a fresh one the other day (due to mentions of “community”) but this does just seem to be a lone gunmanwoman.
Off topic but I actually know a little bit about this tranny. He goes by the alias AG Off Grid and or Alexis and is big into DIY gun design. He has at least two indigenous firearms designs under his belt, a .22 single shot handgun and a 9mm pistol caliber carbine that has an exposed bolt. Both utilize 3D printed parts. He at least named the .22 BCAM-stringofrandomnumbersiforget, BCAM stands for Black Cat Aircraft Manufacturing, which and this may be entirely coincidental is similar to the name of a Second Life Airline. He threw a shitfit because /r/Fosscad was mean to him or something (I think it was because he was shooting Guns around his dog).
Youtube
Odysee
He has an Instagram but I do not remember his username.
Podcast he was on 10 days ago, Opening has lots of footage of him and the shack he lives in
Notable bits
-Claims to be a combat vet and Blackhawk crew member
-Formerly had a Youtube channel about off grid life
I have only listened to 20 mins but I have my doubts that any more personal info will come out
 
I've never seen anything Ash has worked on, so I have no frame of reference for his ability, but I definitely think it's possible put something together with a chaotic, indie vibe.

Maybe interview everyone a year after it falls and patch together some semblance of a positive story (in their eyes anyway lol). Like Tiger King meets The King of Kong.
Iirc Gash is himself a furry tranny whose work tries desperately to paint the furry community in a positive light. If there is not a happy feel-good way to make the tranch look like a bunch of beautiful and empowered mega-successful transwomen fighting oppression with cute and healthy alpaca, it won't get done.
 
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