Graeme Kelly / Irishbrony1988 / @IrishbronyKelly - Brony, clopper, depressed gaming youtuber, not a pedophile, lol look at his nose

[Yeeted Teet]

Anyone asking for a feature better be prepared to answer "why he wasn't arrested the first time?" and "why won't his family do something?" over and over and over again for 50 pages. Threads on niche cows that get featured always end up with a big unreadable chunk in the middle that anyone who could be bothered reading will have to skim over in the future.

Besides, Graeme admitting that he likes wanking to cartoon children isn't new information.

 

[Rukario]

All of this is pretty par for the course for Graeme. It’s sadly mundane.

If there was concrete proof of actual possession of CP, maybe we’d get a feature. But features also tend to attract the biggest retards on this site.

That would spread knowledge of him though, which would effectively cancel him for good, rather than having people orbiting and defending him when he blames "Karens", "Cyberbullies", "Entitled Parents" or "Personal Hygiene" for his problems.

 

[Just A Butt]

cancel him for good

that doesn't sound like it would be good for content

 

[Rukario]

that doesn't sound like it would be good for content

Graeme, like a lot of lowcows, will not stop trying to make a comeback. It just means he'll be deleting anything he posts within hours instead of days, once the comments section blows up and people post warnings on Twitter and Facebook.

 

[Yeeted Teet]

That would spread knowledge of him though, which would effectively cancel him for good, rather than having people orbiting and defending him when he blames "Karens", "Cyberbullies", "Entitled Parents" or "Personal Hygiene" for his problems.

What good would cancelling him do at all? He's on disability payments, he has no friends IRL and the ony people who interact with him online are also socially inept perverts. He already knows the stuff he posts is gross and wrong, and more people telling him that won't change his mind. The only way he'll ever be cancelled is if the people who are supposed to be responsible for him- his family, his wrangler, and the police- take away his devices or order him into a facility where he'll be properly supervised, which they've already repeatedly proven they're not willing to do.

It's not like you need to raise awareness so the local community knows a pervert lives there either, he looks like a caricature of a sexual predator. Children probably run away from him instinctively.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

That would spread knowledge of him though, which would effectively cancel him for good, rather than having people orbiting and defending him when he blames "Karens", "Cyberbullies", "Entitled Parents" or "Personal Hygiene" for his problems.

What is there to cancel, exactly? The guy has no influence, no power, and there's no proof that he's in possession of CP. Admitting to something in a discord call is not evidence. Especially since he was probably goaded into it.
I'm not here to go up to bat and and defend Graeme. But if you want your gay op to work, you're going to need a lot more than a video of him rambling to the camera.

 

[MysticMisty]

Children probably run away from him instinctively.

I would too, with that nose and those misaligned eyes. Dude is hideous even by stereotypical standards. Good thing he doesn't lurk outside much. But probably everyone in the village that isn't his family is aware on some level that he's more than just "slow" or "special" and on the occasion he goes outside he's probably watched like a hawk. I hope. God knows the authorities aren't doing it.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

on the occasion he goes outside he's probably watched like a hawk. I hope.

No, because as some dingbats in this thread have shown us, way too many people see a retard and think they’re harmless and not a threat to anyone. It’s like being a pit bull defender but for retards. Pick better species to go to bat for.

 

[MysticMisty]

No, because as some dingbats in this thread have shown us, way too many people see a retard and think they’re harmless and not a threat to anyone. It’s like being a pit bull defender but for retards. Pick better species to go to bat for.

Yeah, I really hate the assumption that people think retards are harmless. It's how you end up with molesters and rapists and a shocked family insisting that they didn't think he even knew what sex was. At least Graeme is terminally lazy and allergic to going outside his house so that it reduces his victim pool to just one kid.

I don't know anything about regional demographics of Ireland, but is the area where he lives full of people just as trashy as his family seems to be? Or are they just the trashy idiots of an otherwise okay area? What're the odds that the Kelly family has been notoriously trashy in that area for many generations?

 

[Frofo Baggis]

Yeah, I really hate the assumption that people think retards are harmless. It's how you end up with molesters and rapists and a shocked family insisting that they didn't think he even knew what sex was. At least Graeme is terminally lazy and allergic to going outside his house so that it reduces his victim pool to just one kid.

I don't know anything about regional demographics of Ireland, but is the area where he lives full of people just as trashy as his family seems to be? Or are they just the trashy idiots of an otherwise okay area? What're the odds that the Kelly family has been notoriously trashy in that area for many generations?

I can confirm from experience that Suncroft is a mostly nice village with nice people but like any rural village, you're gonna get a few families of wasters and dole queuing alcoholics who never leave the pub. Most of that perfectly encapsulates Graeme's family except his sister who is the probably the only normal one among them.

 

[Daym Drops]

This post being featured is not license to shit up the thread.
Read the thread before posting, and be considerate.

graeme admitting to being a pedophile and liking CP for some reason

Spoiler: video

 

[Frofo Baggis]

graeme admitting to being a pedophile and liking CP for some reason

Spoiler: video

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Yup just watched it. He straight up said and I quote "Yes I am a pervert and a pedophile". Although there's no "for some reason" here. He explains why.

Full breakdown:

• Graeme opens saying this is his last video on youtube for a while cause people want him off it.
• He then straight up says "Yes I am a pervert and a pedophile" and also "Yes I like child porn".
• But its all ok because he says he'll never go near a child IRL and he'll avoid them like the plague. Its not like he has a nephew or anything.
• Graeme then immediately follows up saying he won't go near his Niece or his Nephew. Now maybe i'm out of the loop here but does Graeme have a Niece now as well? He mentioned "niece and nephew" several times so it doesn't seem like a usual Graeme brainfart.
• He then repeats again he is a pervert and pedophile who likes looking at child pornography.
• He then talks about his attraction to cartoon characters which he said was caused by watching cartoons 24/7 as a child.
• Then starts waffling about how he's scared all the time. Talks about being scared of his parents who fight all time. Talks about saving up to move out.
• "Yes I should be locked up".
• Starts talking to someone in the live chat who he said is a "true (and honest) fan" who told him not to go live.
• Graeme said he was just recently in a group call. I'm assuming the same people who roasted him last time. He said they told him to make this video and would continue to make mockery videos of him if he didn't admit he was a pedo. Should have known there was some gay ops involved in this.
• Starts talking to more people in the live chat. One person correctly said he may lose his job from this.
• "I'd like to see you talk to Giovanni". Of course that Giovanni fag was involved again.
• "These people are literally forcing me to make this video".
• "You talk to him, he's watching me right now". Giovanni is in the chat.
• Graeme reads Giovanni's comment which is "Bye don't let the door hit you on the butt".
• Graeme says Giovanni wants to talk to him again on Discord. And that other fag "Cosmilk".
• Starts talking about the abuse in the group chat. Giovanni kept asking him did he say he would touch a child in real life. They pulled up the Finland article again.
• "I have the mind of an 8 year old" shtick again.
• "I know this video is gonna ruin my life. I know its gonna bite me in the ass."
• Says yet again he's "a pervert and pedophile who likes child porn".
• Says he's done "a lot of dumb shit" throughout his entire life. Understatement of the century.
• Says he regrets posting pornographic images and says he deserves to have his head cut off. Islamic content right there.
• "I'm just a sick cunt". "I deserve to be shot in the head". "I deserve to be hung by a noose". "I deserve to be set on fire.....so I do.....because of my sick and twisted mind".
• He'll come back to youtube once everything blows over. May come back "in a year or two". More like a week or two. He also hopes the trolls are satisfied with themselves.

Well I don't know what to make of that. Full admission of being a pedo was great but I don't like the fact some dumb ween basically forced him to say it. Nonetheless here is a clip of just the admission:

 

[Spoonomancer]

if this is a Feature worthy thing, then prep yourselves for some of the most autistic "look at his nose" comments that were made in the first few pages.

 

[Frofo Baggis]

And of course we have a follow up video. So much for it being his last video for months. More importantly though, the "Graeme is a bad man" channel uploaded the 2 hour and half hour argument with Graeme called "Round 2: Graeme Kelly Endgame" which he talked about.

Archive of follow up video:

Breakdown:

• Graeme is being "blackmailed" to leave youtube. The "Graeme is a bad man" guys, Giovanni and Kosmik (the correct spelling for "Cosmilk") are the main offenders.
• Graeme once again admits he is a pervert and a pedophile. No blackmailers told him to say that.
• Says the only CP he likes is cartoon CP.
• "I didn't know the difference between reality and cartoons". "Nobody showed me what a real woman looked like".
• Says the only stuff he learned about women and sex was textbooks. Said his parents tried to explain sex to him.
• He's saying the blackmailers are forcing him off youtube but nothing about them telling him to say he's a pedo. Glad to see he has his priorities right.
• "These people think they can get the better of Graeme Kelly".
• "I told ye the truth, I am a pervert and a pedophile".
• Graeme says he doesn't have a niece which I was querying. He says he mistook his godmothers daughter for a niece who he says is actually his cousin.
• Talks about the discord roast session again (archives and breakdown of video below). Says he wished he had a whip so he could whip Giovanni with it.
• Tells his fans to harass and bully his bullies.
• "They're the ones who are making your favourite youtuber leave youtube". Graeme the only reason you'd be anyone's "favourite" is cause you're their favourite lolcow.
• Closes out saying they "started this war".

Round 2: Graeme Kelly Endgame:

Spoiler: Archives

Part 1:

Part 2:

Part 3:

Part 4:

Part 5:

Part 6:

Breakdown (Its a long ass video so I tried to break it down as best I could):

• The troll named "Bacon" is demanding to know why he hasn't left youtube when they told him. The troll is British, has a lisp and sounds incredibly autistic. He says "fam" a lot as well.
• Graeme says he's left twitter, tiktok etc but the troll wants him gone from youtube.
• There are then sound problems where I can't hear shit from one of the trolls. That troll has sound problems throughout the entire video. I think he's called "Pearl" who is the other guy who runs the channel with Bacon.
• Graeme starts talking about suicide, meds etc. Troll with sound problems starts ranting. Can't understand half of what he's saying but I heard him telling Graeme to save us the sob stories and take accountability for his actions.
• Bacon asks Graeme why he's subscribed to him and the other trolls. Graeme says he wants to keep updated on them.
• Talks about Kiwifarms, Chrispy, yada yada yada.
• Bacon defends that Chrispy nonce and then does a gay villain laugh. Troll with bad audio says Graeme is made fun of for his actions and not his appearance. Incorrect, he's made fun of for both and I wouldn't have it any other way.
• Bacon queries Graeme about ABDL and tells him its a waste of money paying for pictures of it.
• Bacon starts adding more people and tells Graeme he has to "leave the internet". Spanish Giovanni aka "Rebel" is added.
• Graeme says he gonna post a video saying he's leaving youtube which was the video in the post above. Troll threatens him to delete his channel or they'll make more videos.
• Bacon tells him to delete all social medias or they're coming after him.
• Graeme says he wants to keep his personal facebook and snapchat with his siblings. "Lets see the evidence" Bacon says. Graeme sends a link in the chat but troll demands screenshot.
• Bacon asks him does his family know he's a nonce. Graeme says they know about the firing which wasn't what they asked. More gay villain laughter from Bacon. Graeme says the people in his job showed him the screenshots that Kiwifarms sent them.
• Bacon tells him to stop lying. "I don't know why I lie. Maybe I do it to save myself" Graeme says.
• The troll Kosmik now starts talking in that same stupid voice from the last roast.
• They pull up the video of Graeme saying he likes cartoon CP. Kosmik asks Graeme why he would admit such a thing on a public platform. Graeme says cause the trolls told him to. Bacon says he didn't tell him and it was before the last discord call.
• Graeme says he'll make a video to say he's a pervert and pedophile. Says he deleted a previous video saying the same thing.
• Kosmik asks him about Blocko Bob and working with him to take down his friend Chrispy. Graeme says he did it because he didn't like Chrispy insulting him and his family.
• Bacon asks him when Chrispy insulted his family. Graeme says he said they were bad dog owners. Bad audio troll says they are and Graeme says they let them die naturally.
• Graeme starts ratting out his friends on Kosmiks request who he says tell him to block people.
• Kosmik asks for Bobs discord. Graeme doesn't have it.
• Graeme suddenly shouts "noooo" presumably to his family. Leaves the chat for a few minutes.
• Kosmik asks Graeme is he a predator. Graeme says "from my actions, yes".
• Graeme takes back what he said about Chrispy on request.
• Kosmik then leaves and Graeme says he deserves the hate he's getting. There's an awkward silence for a few minutes.
• Bacon accuses Graeme of still talking to kids like "Cool Skeleton" who is 16. Graeme says he didn't know he was 16 and people don't put their age in their bios.
• Bacon talks about when Graeme was tricked by a 16 year old catfish a few years back. Graeme says he "fell for it". Kosmik is now back and more gay villain laughing.
• Graeme tries to lie saying he would go out with her when she was older and troll told him he said no such thing in the screenshotted chats we have. They bring up the screenshots.
• Spanish Giovanni / Rebel who says he is 32 and is dating a 23 year old was about to ask a question but his mic dies. A troll called "dark twilight" then joins.
• Giovanni after fixing his mic asks the same question about talking to the 16 year old. Spanish Giovanni said Graeme said he's a pedo for dating a 23 year so what would that make him. "A danger" Graeme says.
• Kosmik is an actual 20 year old faggot with a 24 year old boyfriend. Why am I hearing about all these autists (likely fictional) love lifes?
• More simping for Chrispy from the trolls, especially Kosmik.
• Bacon talks about Graeme wanting to fuck Twilight, the MLP pony. Kosmik asks him what attracts him to cartoon ponies.
• "I just want to be friends with the main six" Graeme says. Kosmik asks does he not want something more than that.
• When they bring up the pony porn, Graeme says "that was in the past".
• "In the mornings I get horny Graeme says". Self proclaimed fag Kosmik desperately wants more details about the porn he watches.
• Graeme says "LGB community" ignoring the T again when talking about the porn he watches. Based TERF Graeme.
• A female British troll with an MLP avatar called "Flutterio" starts speaking for a brief moment when they were talking about cartoon porn he watches. She just give facts about the dates the cartoons came out.
• Flutterio asks him why does he have a crush on the 4 year old from Arthur. She gets interrupted by Bacon saying Graeme liked Powerpuff Girls and Cow and Chicken porn as well.
• Graeme starts playing his Xbox in the middle of the trolls waffling because they hear the Xbox sounds.
• Flutterio tells Graeme to touch grass. Spanish Giovanni cams up showing us his ugly mug. Flutterio asks him why does he go for kid characters.
• Graeme just goes silent for several minutes with the trolls waffling on about MLP faggotry.
• Troll Ben introduces himself for the first time after they tell him to turn down background music.
• Graeme comes back and starts talking about cyberbullies. Flutterio says they're not cyberbullies, they're exposing him for the criminal he is.
• Bacon tells him to get off the internet again. Kosmik starts querying Graeme about his facebook. Ben now starts berating him asking is he in to bestiality and incest as well as child porn referencing Cow and Chicken and MLP.
• Ben asks him did he ever distribute child pornography on discord. Graeme denies it initially, then admits there was once a channel for it.
• Ben like a retard starts telling him its "against federal law" and wonders why the FBI haven't come knocking on his door when Graeme's from Ireland. Federal Law and the FBI have no authority there.
• Graeme is silent for several more minutes while they talk about Graeme trying to sue Bacon and Pearl (bad audio troll) for their "Graeme is a bad man" channel.
• They start talking about Graeme's death threats and ask who it was aimed at. Graeme says Kiwifarms.
• "They'll have a field day with this" Ben says. No were not having much of a field day here with your cow tipping Ben.
• "All I want to say is Kiwifarms is a bunch of a-holes" Graeme says.
• They start discussing Kiwifarms for several minutes.
• "I think i'm on Kiwifarms" Ben says. That wouldn't surprise me.
• They start joking about Kosmiks obviously fake accent.
• Graeme starts talking to his nephews mother (Dan's bitch). Finally something interesting. She said she's going to the post office and his mother is minding Dylan outside. Asks her to text him if Dylan "doesn't settle" and not the group chat or Dan and she'll come home. Trolls ask Graeme to let her speak to them when she comes back. OK maybe not that interesting but we rarely get audio clips of Graeme's family.
• Kosmik asks Graeme why he posted the pedo Finland article.
• Graeme is now getting really angry saying "why do you keep asking".
• Graeme is now using the same excuses saying he only posted it cause he wanted to see what other people would say about it.
• "I'm done with this" Graeme says. He's finally been sent over the edge and exits the call.
• There's half an hour left and i'm not watching it cause Graeme's not in it. These autists aren't interesting in the slightest.

Mostly a waste of time as expected. I'm sick of these faggy weans. Just a recap of the names of the many autists in this call:
Bacon and Pearl (both behind Graeme is a bad man channel)
Spanish Giovanni
Kosmik (20 year old fag with bad accent)
Ben
Flutterio (the female troll)
Dark Twilight (they said nothing though)

 

[Vampirella]

Archive of Round 2: Graeme Kelly Endgame: (currently downloading)

2 and a half hour long video. There is no need for it to be that long, all you need to say is Graeme is a weird looking creep, with no people skills, that spams people to be his friend, and looks at diaper porn. Your typical brony.

Giovanni and friends sure are playing kick the autistic hard with Graeme, makes me wonder if they're trying to distract people from their own creepiness.

 

[KawaiiFarms]

I'm already sick of the Chrispy orbiting autist squad who all seem desperate to use Graeme to try and boost their own little soapboxes in the process. I agree with Nekromantik above that they're probably using him to kick dirt over their own weird shit. On the other hand, we get even more clips of Graeme admitting to being a CP sucking nonce, so... whatever. I'm not going to watch their 3 hour long tism brigade, I think we get the gist.

Graeme's still on Facebook, but has been put in "Facebook Jail" recently:

I assume - like on Twitter - he sits in his weird ABDL groups and spams the everloving fuck out of them. Rightfully so, he's now unable to post comment replies for 10 days. Graeme mentions in the video that he's also going to Microsoft in about a week as part of his DigiAcademy Token Tard job. Graeme doesn't even know how much he's being paid, which makes me think they're gonna scam him in some way (fingers crossed). He then whines about "not having the necessary funds" to buy video games - specifically the latest AAA turd "The Quarry" (which is right up Graeme's alley since all you do is watch a bad movie and hit one of two buttons). Graeme spends about half of the stream fucking around with messages on his phone and repeating himself (brings up money or wanting money for games about 20 times).

 

[Frofo Baggis]

I'm not going to watch their 3 hour long tism brigade, I think we get the gist.

And you're 100% right not to. Here's the clip of Graeme talking to his Nephews mother though. That was unironically more interesting than the 2 hours of autistic trolling due to the lack of content we have of him talking with family members.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The Daily Mail frequently has articles exposing internet creeps — bonus if they’re associated with a household name brand like Microsoft. Graeme will shit himself (more) if they ever feature him.

 

[Syntaxion]

if this is a Feature worthy thing, then prep yourselves for some of the most autistic "look at his nose" comments that were made in the first few pages.

tbf this is pretty feature worthy. The whole "he's a pedo" thing has been debated for so long now, and this is the first time he's outright admitted it after denying it for months. Still, the thread is better off not being featured because it obviously brings in idiots. Like you say, we'll just get the same joke about his face/nose/eyes for 20 pages straight

 

[The Jumping Dwarf]

He's a brony, he doesn't need to tell us that he diddles kids.