TGWTG Nostalgia Chick / Lindsay Ellis / TheDudette - aka Hotdogs in face girl

I almost want the drunk to come out of the woodwork long enough to attempt to defend Amber Heard, only to get ass blasted back into hiding in a whiskey bottle for another six months.
She's likely heavily considering putting together a video, but it depends on if she thinks it's safe enough to come back. And considering how much of a hot button issue this is, she probably doesn't want to risk it.
 
She's likely heavily considering putting together a video, but it depends on if she thinks it's safe enough to come back. And considering how much of a hot button issue this is, she probably doesn't want to risk it.

What's the odds her attempt at a comeback just results in her getting smacked in the face by reality and sent back to hiding? 70-30?
 
She's likely heavily considering putting together a video, but it depends on if she thinks it's safe enough to come back. And considering how much of a hot button issue this is, she probably doesn't want to risk it.
If Lefties were smart they'd see this is a time to ignore past petty nonsense and pull together. The thing is they're not. She rears head and all the blue hairs will start sniping at her again. It's so beautiful watching the infighting.
 
What's the odds her attempt at a comeback just results in her getting smacked in the face by reality and sent back to hiding?
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She's likely heavily considering putting together a video, but it depends on if she thinks it's safe enough to come back. And considering how much of a hot button issue this is, she probably doesn't want to risk it.
Lindsay's not the type that'd make a Johnny Depp/ Amber Heard video. She'd make a video on "Domestic abuse portrayed in Pixar movies" only to then detour for 1/3rd of the video to rant about the case etc.

I'm more convinced that Lindsay is super fragile and is scared how even in her friend circle there wan't a consensus of "believeAllWomen".
 
Lindsay's Patreon chugs on, though 72% of her Goodbye paypig bump has dissipated. She's still up about 1000 patrons from where she was before but has not appeared back online besides random comments since December 2021 and her last Patreon update was May 1.
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Maybe some news will come out of her VidCon appearance on June 22-25? IMDB hasn't updated with new work from the Kardashians, but the later episodes either don't list story producers or have no crew listed at all.
I'm more convinced that Lindsay is super fragile and is scared how even in her friend circle there wan't a consensus of "believeAllWomen".
Besides the Princess Weekes tweet, Todd has been silent on the matter since the verdict but was simping hard before that, Lindsay's BFF Angelina was snarky about it
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And her heir apparent is all in (comments off, of course)
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Nella's account just talks about her wife and hasn't posted since May 31, Elisa has not said anything about the trial.
 
She'd make a video on "Domestic abuse portrayed in Pixar movies" only to then detour for 1/3rd of the video to rant about the case etc.
This almost sounds like a schizophrenic break.

"How Moana Re-Defined Girlboss Culture" or "How the Succession Universe Is Connected To the MCU." +1 million views.
 
This almost sounds like a schizophrenic break.

"How Moana Re-Defined Girlboss Culture" or "How the Succession Universe Is Connected To the MCU." +1 million views.

"Amber Heard is a feminist Martyr (And you helped kill her)"

"We Need More Drag for Kids"

If Breadtube Twitter is any sign, she'd be as insufferable as ever over those two.

If Contrapoints getting absolutely bodied over defending drag shows for kids is proof of anything, I hope its a sign that Lindsay should continue to keep her social media dead, produce nothing new, and keep drinking herself into a wine bottle.
 
If Contrapoints getting absolutely bodied over defending drag shows for kids is proof of anything, I hope its a sign that Lindsay should keep drinking herself into a wine bottle.
Woman in her late 30s is no longer making video analyses of Disney movies. A true loss. Why even go on living?

Going to miss her chubby face and drunken rants.
 
According to her subreddit, Lindsay posted on Patreon that her 3rd book will be out mid-to-late 2023. And @Boston Brand they still don't want to believe your BookScan numbers lol.
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Did she really? I'll be interested to see if that's true, given St. Martin's Press certainly hasn't said a word about it. Anyone able to leak her Patreon exclusive posts?

Way her sales looked, and her meltdown, I wonder if it will come with the clearance stickers already attached on release. There are still stacks of her books collecting dust in stores everywhere.

As for the subreddit...

I posted LITERAL screencaps from NPD Bookscan. What more could they want?

Lindsay may be in denial, but these sad fucks don't have to be.

I know we have some of her simps here keeping eyes on the forum.

What do I have to do to make you admit her sales numbers are real?

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Oh my god, even among the simps, there are some people waking up to smell the failure.
 
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Can’t wait to see that be downvoted to oblivion, if not deleted. Also the “burn” suggestion seems legit considering the lack of news of any kind.

He's not wrong about the contracts - publishers will follow a contract to the letter of the law. But are not obliged to go any further.

Case in point, she has a three book contract. They are required to print one more book from Lindsay - they are not required to give it another dime of advertising or marketing.
 
Can’t wait to see that be downvoted to oblivion, if not deleted. Also the “burn” suggestion seems legit considering the lack of news of any kind.

He's not wrong about the contracts - publishers will follow a contract to the letter of the law. But are not obliged to go any further.

Case in point, she has a three book contract. They are required to print one more book from Lindsay - they are not required to give it another dime of advertising or marketing.
@Random Internet Person I think you suggested earlier that she might announce book 3 at her VidCon book panel and it does now seem quite likely she'll do exactly that for the greater public at that time. It's as friendly an audience as she's ever going to have. Maybe she'll even make an effort at marketing this one herself, who knows. But if the publishers couldn't be bothered to market the 2nd one, for book 3 it's up to her and her network of sycophants to shill.
 
Maybe she'll even make an effort at marketing this one herself, who knows. But if the publishers couldn't be bothered to market the 2nd one, for book 3 it's up to her and her network of sycophants to shill.
Ha. Good joke.

Her marketing her second was a 5 segment at the start of her "phantom of the opera video". There she spent 4.9 minutes explaining Men in Black II and how it was a bad movie especially in comparison to the first one as they retconned it as they weren't properly planned and then she spends like 10 seconds saying "That's NOT how book is. I planned it as part of a series"

That was basically her advertising for her second book.

At this rate her advertising efforts for the third one will amount to her leaving flyers behind at Disneyland while she gets wasted there.
 
As for the subreddit...

I posted LITERAL screencaps from NPD Bookscan. What more could they want?

Lindsay may be in denial, but these sad fucks don't have to be.

I know we have some of her simps here keeping eyes on the forum.

What do I have to do to make you admit her sales numbers are real?
LOLOL. These simps can go to any bookstore and find her books rotting in the bargain bins when the most recent has been out for less than a few months. But then they just chalk it up to some Diet Nazi conspiracy so they won't have to face up to the fact that no one outside their bubble cares about Lindsay as a writer.
 
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Oh my god, even among the simps, there are some people waking up to smell the failure.
I love that the first simp is too much of a bitch to state his own opinion so he pulls a Boogie and conjures up nonexistant people to surrogate his opinions to.
The second simp should have caught on to this and framed his post as "some people on the internet have been saying the prose is rough and the book is shit"
 
Let's assume that Boston Brand was wrong about the book sales numbers and Lindsay's books did perfectly fine. If that were the case, she would be boasting about it rather than slinking into a hole with her tail between her legs. If Lindsay's books had really done well, then she would certainly be using the success as a way to prop herself up as a pop culture critic expert. Lindsay did not want "okay maybe you broke even", she wanted motherfucking success. She wanted to humble-brag all over her social circles, so I think if her books had done even modestly she would have definitely mentioned it rather than act as if she'd rather we all forgot about this embarrassment.

They've done studies and shown that people remember less of a book if they only listen to an audio narration of it rather than actually reading the book. Which might explain why some of her fans didn't think her books were that bad. Or maybe they just read shitty books and are easily impressed. Unfortunately for Lindsay these simps are not high in numbers, hence the poor sales. Her redditors are blaming supply chain issues to get the third book printed off, which I'm skeptical about since I haven't heard of any other books releases being delayed for this reason (although it's always possible this is true, but it only affects Lindsay since her book is of such a low priority compared to almost every other author).

I might bite the bullet and read her third book, if only to see her laughable attempt at writing herself out of the corner she put herself in with the second book. I don't think she can pull it off, and even if she did it would still be a trilogy crippled by the first two books. The second book is a big enough roadblock to prevent anyone that's not one of her followers to pick up the third. She's going to drag her third book across the finish line, and her fans will drink their copium.

I'm not sure whether she or the publisher would rather give up and wash their hands of it, but I am certain she doesn't want to write this last book. Maybe it's the last of her bruised ego that's letting her finish or maybe it's shit tied up with her contract.
 
Her redditors are blaming supply chain issues to get the third book printed off, which I'm skeptical about since I haven't heard of any other books releases being delayed for this reason (although it's always possible this is true, but it only affects Lindsay since her book is of such a low priority compared to almost every other author).
I can confirm that there have been some issues with printers and supply chain issues but it really depends on the paper stock more than anything. And do these delays means something is delayed for years? No. More like a month or two.
 
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