Chantal is broke, and borrowing money from family to stay afloat. Peetz, the useless barnacle, isn’t madly applying to any and all available positions. Instead it seems he’s just waiting for Chantal to “go viral” as she stated. Pathetic.
Chantal blew tens of thousands of dollars on food, a grifting hatchet mouthed junkie, and clothing (it’s all single use clothing to her, she cannot physically load and empty a washing machine.
Someone should tell them both,
"Going viral is like falling in love. It only happens when you aren't looking for it."
Fucking dead at her "working hard to go viral" is her acting like a retard.
Chantal is broke, and borrowing money from family to stay afloat. Peetz, the useless barnacle, isn’t madly applying to any and all available positions. Instead it seems he’s just waiting for Chantal to “go viral” as she stated. Pathetic.
Chantal blew tens of thousands of dollars on food, a grifting hatchet mouthed junkie, and clothing (it’s all single use clothing to her, she cannot physically load and empty a washing machine.
Neither of them are applying for jobs. They are both just hoping that YT will keep them both afloat.
Peetz could at least do her laundry because he is physically able. However, neither of these two physically adult people seems to be able to function as an adult. Even at the point of turning to family for help, she is still ordering fast food, going to the weed dispensary, and driving through for Twisty Misties. Feel sorry for me...but I'm not going to change my habits even though I've ruined my life. It makes it very, very hard to feel the least bit sorry for her.
How do we find out if her main channels been demonitized? Surely someone here can work it out. With all the talk of her family supporting her financially and making new channels, trying to go viral for being a grub..makes me wonder if she is getting paid from YT anymore?
Just the other day when she was smashed off those 3 bottles of wine, she said her last YT paycheck was around $15k...
Its been 2 weeks since that paycheck, if she is actually broke, she went through 15,000 dollars in two weeks....insane. Maybe the bulk of that is being sent off to the taxman? Her funcle family is just as dumb as she is, helping out someone that cant manage 15k a month. lol
For those of you who, unlike myself, respected yourselves enough to do literally ANYTHING other than watch last night's 6/7/22 "McDonald's Beeze", I figured I'd torture myself further by recapping it for ya, because misery loves company Guntery!
GUNTVERSE ALERT The fridge-front indestructible kitchen rolly-chair has been replaced by the walker! Fun fact: apparently rolling walkers with seats are called "rollators".
She cut his phone off yesterday and claims she's had ZERO contact of ANY kind with him. She has him blocked everywhere and hasn't watched him (X)
- "He's gonna make fun of how I look when his fuckin' Harem is UGLY AS FUUUCK??? OKAAAAY!" our charming siren barks while literally digging food (french fries, I believe) out of her bra.
- "And you were allll up in that and now you're gonna call ME a gorilla?! Okaaaay. What IS IT with these ex-losers calling me a gorilla?? First Roman, now him?Better than looking like a sick camel!" She clearly is not at all mad, she's a boss bitch, taking her power right back! (Also real sick burn there Guntal. I love how her roasts of people are either regurgitated insults that she's heard, or "YOU LOOK LIKE [Insert a celebrity from the 90's] BUT UGLIER")
- Randomly starts screaming about Nader and for REAL you guize, she's DONE talking about him forever!
- "Depressed" because she blocked him on everything in a big dramatic huff, and he didn't have ANY reaction! He just like, moved on!
- Decided she needs to be single right now to focus on HERSELF, which should be a real departure from her usual selfless routine of volunteering in her community, checking in on her family and friends, caring for her pets and spreading positivity on Social media. I do hope our busy, busy Boss Bitch will remember to carve just a little "me-time" out of her packed schedule to pamper herself.
- SHE'S PUMPING THE BRAKES ON MOTORCYCLE GUY: according to Gunt he made her feel uncomfy by telling her he loved her - and he made "a few comments" about moving in with her. Tbh I don't know if I believe her, but either way it's HILARIOUS. Either: 1) she's making up an elaborate, embarrassing lie about some rando/ dealer to make Nader jealous -OR- 2) she is attracting NOTHING BUT GRIFTERS on PoF and that's hysterical.
- Apparently "he wants it to be more serious" which is a little odd considering that they've only met up a couple times, I'm almost certain her dating profile specifically said "not looking for anything serious", the "romantic" text that she shared from him looked like your standard "u up?" kind of thing AND she's ONLY ever met up with him in dark parking lots, so...
- She admits she LIED about saying she had sex with him in the car, she was "just mad". Which is weird cause Guntal NEVER everrrrr lies.
- Within 20 seconds she protests that "I DIDN'T lie!" and that she's just "purposely saying things that aren't true" because she doesn't want us to know. What in the GUNT?? I am convinced she is not getting enough oxygen to her brain.
- "We did SOMETHING somewhere else (gigglegiggleheee)." I'm gonna have to call shenanigans on that one. You were gone maybe an hour, you were in a parking lot. Unless by "something" you mean "EATALONE" and "somewhere else" is code for "Burger King". I will also consider "BUY DRUGS" and "OUTHOUSE".
- Suddenly the same shrieking harpy who gave us such hits as "Diarrhea 3-Way" and "Oozing Green Golf Ball Dick" is a LADY who doesn't kiss (weiners) and tell. BUT she is quick to inform us that she is not, in fact too fat to make out in the front seat of the Kia, reclined with her "leg up".
GENERAL BEEZIN:
- "I don't like being a YouTuber right now (BOOORP), because people don't like meeeee and it bugs me!"
(Fake cries)
- Is almost out of money 2 WEEKS before payday- she "spent too much" and "gave too much away".
- Complains of chest pain, then yells at a ViB for suggesting she make a Dr. appointment. VIBs are to sit quietly and cheer her on- they are NOT to: hold her accountable, monitor her health, remind her to do shit, "run her life-uhhh", you are NOT the boss of her! Like, sure- occasionally she asks her members to Google shit for her, but that's IT. SO YOU LOSERS NEED TO JUST SHUT IT OR GET BLOCKED.
- She's perfectly hulthy, GET A LIFE and get the stick out of your ass, DONNA.
- She's craving a glass of Moscato (Super-Extreme-Fierce-Ultra-Hardcore-Mega-Precarious-Fatty-Liver Disease, you can SUCK IT! Chantal knows best!)
-Statistician Sarault would like you to blow your fatshaming right out your ass! "Iwould say 40% of the population is fat- that's MOST, yeah, I WOULD SAY. You need to do some RESEARCH before you open your ignorant frickin MOUTH, LEILA!"
Guntal was all over the place in this live, but she was at her most bizarre, and I truly think her brain actually may have overheated and sputtered out (or alternately, she was on drugs) during
I'm on mobile and unable to timestamp at the moment, but at 39:05 she begins discussing her plans for a "Fupamentory" and her brain completely shorts out.
"I really want to do a Fupamentary, like on a SERIOUS level which would be like ummm..."
<long pause, big sigh, eyes dart>
- then out of the blue she quietly mumbles "I need to go to rehab"-
She continues "...Fupamentory would be...<looks around, blinking dumbly for like 5 seconds> a very educational video on how to... like what the fupa is. And what it's purpose is."
"...Actually the fupa doesn't have a purpose, does it??"
I fear she has gone fully retarded. (Also if she's gonna do a guntnatomy doc, I'd like her to explain her GIANT BALLSACK but that's neither here nor there.)
At this point, it's difficult to differentiate one GuntStream from another. They all have terrible singing, gross eating, obsessing over Nader and that's about it.
It wasn't great, but I don't remember having to endure Peetz, she didn't "accidentally" flash her gunt-balls AND! I'll give her an extra point for the weird "Fupamentary" moment.
7/10 Window Ice Creams
Peetz could at least do her laundry because he is physically able. However, neither of these two physically adult people seems to be able to function as an adult. Even at the point of turning to family for help, she is still ordering fast food, going to the weed dispensary, and driving through for Twisty Misties. Feel sorry for me...but I'm not going to change my habits even though I've ruined my life. It makes it very, very hard to feel the least bit sorry for her.
Chins is physically able to use the laundry machines. She used them all the time to do Nader's laundry (and she would proudly show herself folding it on camera).
The air conditioner maintenance people are supposed to come today. Did Peetz remove all of the trash from the balcony, do you think? Or do you think Chins canceled on them?
Just the other day when she was smashed off those 3 bottles of wine, she said her last YT paycheck was around $15k...
Its been 2 weeks since that paycheck, if she is actually broke, she went through 15,000 dollars in two weeks....insane. Maybe the bulk of that is being sent off to the taxman? Her funcle family is just as dumb as she is, helping out someone that cant manage 15k a month. lol
Re: Chantal claiming yesterday “I’m not broke! I was just saying that, I was lying, I just made 15k in ad revenue” (or words to that effect , I simply cannot go through that horror stream again to quote it.)
Immediately preceding this, she was reading aloud superchats and comments, one of which was along the lines of “I’m on vacation in Italy and it’s amazing, it’s nice to afford this?” Something like that. She immediately stiffened up and only then did she start bragging about her totally for realsies surprise 15k check that she’d been hiding from everyone.
If she’d not been eating Great Value chips, willingly sleeping in shit-tier motels where even the most defeated of junkies would be too proud to shoot up in, then maybe I would entertain that she’s got some money on the side.
But, Chantal lies and she has her “tells” one of which is her predilection to use the same number over and over in her lies. Like saying 15k, because that’s been what she’d claimed to make for years now. Total bullshit to save face, and maybe entice Nader.
Just when I didn't think Peetz could be any more of a shit person we find out about Chantal's family having to throw her cash because she's broke. I can understand giving money to Chantal from a family member's perspective, she's still family despite being a fat worthless toddler woman. Even from Chantal's perspective there's an understanding that it's okay to accept help from family in an emergency. I can even understand Nader's position, at least in the sense he's in a foreign land grifting some retarded foreigners. Nader holds no allegiance to Chantal's family and doesn't give a fuck where the stupid bald bitch he whores himself out to gets her money.
Peetz, on the other hand, knows the people he's stealing money from. He and Chins were engaged at some point so you have to figure this man has sat down during a holiday and ate a meal with them. Can't even get a minimum wage job or make the tiniest attempt at even softening the financial burden but is more than happy to scream about whatever his twitter addled brain tells him is morally just. Some how, some way out of all three of these awful people Peetz has managed to be the worst one, at least to me. It's almost impressive what a massive pile of garbage this dude is.
Chantal: No, actually, like, 40% of the population is fat, so I would say that's most. Yeah, I would say. You should do some research before you open your ignorant mouth, LaylaL.
I honestly wonder if Chantal even knows how much money/debt she has.
She strikes me as the sort that gets a paycheck and thinks she's rich, then sees a bill and thinks she's poor, without putting the two numbers next to each other to compare.
I honestly wonder if Chantal even knows how much money/debt she has.
She strikes me as the sort that gets a paycheck and thinks she's rich, then sees a bill and thinks she's poor, without putting the two numbers next to each other to compare.
She is going koo koo not only because she is slowly realizing he has used her from the beginning, but also, she was under the delusion that at least one man "loved" her body. She said before that he accepted all of her and that is why now she acts like she thinks she so hot and sexy. She knows deep down it isn't true, otherwise being around strangers wouldn't bother her so much, but King Tut made her feel that she was a sexy goddess. So now, if she is seeing the cracks in his façade, and has fleeting moments of reality about his motivations towards her (grifting), her ego can't take the idea that he was lying about her fabulous body.
So, with that shattered what else does she have? She has to make up men who desire her, not only for trying to make him jealous, but also to preserve her delusion of desirability. If it was all a scam, it means he didn't really mean the pillow talk, he didn't really want to have a life with her and he didn't really think she was hot.
She said herself she wanted some man to find every part of her sexy and that he should just except her the way she is. She thought she found that in King Tut, and so desperately wanted it to work, even though she knew in the beginning he was a shit person. But the fantasy won over any kind of moments of seeing the truth.
Yaba kept saying "why" is she not getting it? because the pain of being with him is not as great as the pain her narcistic ego will take if she has to completely face the truth. She has glimpses now of the truth but she still has some hope and it is a huge conflict. Of course she doesn't think further than a day ahead, so to her, it feels like the world is ending every day
I can see us hurtling into a health emergency at any point now. It's going to be physical this time and I can bet either blood clots returning or some form of heart attack. Her heart must be working overtime and gets no rest to actually recover. It works to pump blood around fucking lying down.
Don't mean to sound morbid but her health decline has been in full show. At least do it on live stream for shekels. She still has that fatty liver to contend with too.
All this talk about reverse body dysmorphia is because all of you are envious of Gunt’s incredible good looks, unbelievable sex appeal and most of all her secret weapon that she uses to drive men wild- Fupa Flap View attachment 3364268
Right here's where I really get the sense that this is a little peak into what her life in high school was like. Running around trying to keep up with the more popular kids, interrupting them (and pissing them off) with her braps, snorts, and farts. Once in a while, either one of the jocks or cheerleaders stops and issues the command to assume the position. Chantal gleefully does...hoping for an invite to the big party after the Friday night game.
The kids all laugh and continue walking on while gunt struggles to catch her breath. She ratfaces as she strains to hear when one of the girls says: "Ohmygawd, did you...smell that...when she flapped her fupa around? Ew..."
NO no no. NO. Chantal and her ilk have corrupted and co-opted the word "fupa" for what is actually called a Pannus. It is part of teh gut that hangs down and OVER the fupa. Her "Fupa" is below what she actually calls her fupa.
Reach in your pants right now. see where you're pubes are? thats your pubic area. Imagine that puffed up with fat. FUPA.
It is her PANNUS that she flops around and that you see hanging under her shit most of the time.
She is going koo koo not only because she is slowly realizing he has used her from the beginning, but also, she was under the delusion that at least one man "loved" her body. She said before that he accepted all of her and that is why now she acts like she thinks she so hot and sexy. She knows deep down it isn't true, otherwise being around strangers wouldn't bother her so much, but King Tut made her feel that she was a sexy goddess. So now, if she is seeing the cracks in his façade, and has fleeting moments of reality about his motivations towards her (grifting), her ego can't take the idea that he was lying about her fabulous body.
So, with that shattered what else does she have? She has to make up men who desire her, not only for trying to make him jealous, but also to preserve her delusion of desirability. If it was all a scam, it means he didn't really mean the pillow talk, he didn't really want to have a life with her and he didn't really think she was hot.
She said herself she wanted some man to find every part of her sexy and that he should just except her the way she is. She thought she found that in King Tut, and so desperately wanted it to work, even though she knew in the beginning he was a shit person. But the fantasy won over any kind of moments of seeing the truth.
Yaba kept saying "why" is she not getting it? because the pain of being with him is not as great as the pain her narcistic ego will take if she has to completely face the truth. She has glimpses now of the truth but she still has some hope and it is a huge conflict. Of course she doesn't think further than a day ahead, so to her, it feels like the world is ending every day
I also think that we saw her inability to handle rejection in her reframing Bibi dumping her as - she broke up with him because he wanted a family and she couldn't give that to him so she ended the relationship so he could have the family he wanted. In reality there was something that made him finally pull the plug. It was something so bad that she didn't even reveal it to Shannon, which she revealed to FFG after Chantal went scorched earth.
When she had her "date" in the car with Frank and then Nick, we saw that after being with her once, neither of them wanted to be near her again. It was for different reasons. Frank got completely doxed and had to almost disappear off of the planet to get people to leave him alone. Nick groped her gunt and got a wet (and probably putrid smelling) hand for his troubles and hadn't even reached the FUPA. So three men who didn't want anything to do with her. Not to mention who knows how many others that did one video chat with her and ghosted when they saw the level of manipulation she did on her pics.
The best she could do was Nader, and she has been doing six months of coping that he didn't want her. Because, let's face it, we all know he's been with D2 since at least Christmas. D2 is older, taller, cleaner, and has a real job. She is far more stable in all ways than Chantal and Nader hasn't degraded her the way he has Chantal, even on camera. But Chantal can't let go, because if she does, she has to admit it was all a lie.
I also think that we saw her inability to handle rejection in her reframing Bibi dumping her as - she broke up with him because he wanted a family and she couldn't give that to him so she ended the relationship so he could have the family he wanted. In reality there was something that made him finally pull the plug. It was something so bad that she didn't even reveal it to Shannon, which she revealed to FFG after Chantal went scorched earth.
When she had her "date" in the car with Frank and then Nick, we saw that after being with her once, neither of them wanted to be near her again. It was for different reasons. Frank got completely doxed and had to almost disappear off of the planet to get people to leave him alone. Nick groped her gunt and got a wet (and probably putrid smelling) hand for his troubles and hadn't even reached the FUPA. So three men who didn't want anything to do with her. Not to mention who knows how many others that did one video chat with her and ghosted when they saw the level of manipulation she did on her pics.
The best she could do was Nader, and she has been doing six months of coping that he didn't want her. Because, let's face it, we all know he's been with D2 since at least Christmas. D2 is older, taller, cleaner, and has a real job. She is far more stable in all ways than Chantal and Nader hasn't degraded her the way he has Chantal, even on camera. But Chantal can't let go, because if she does, she has to admit it was all a lie.
Don't forget stinky blowie park dude. It seems Chantal has a pattern of thinking that a normal date is in a dark parking lot with these random strangers from the internet in her car. Like it seems beyond her to consider a normal date over dinner or coffee and just - talk and get to know someone like, I dunno, a mentally stable person? Or doing a date thing like going bowling? Though it seems to late to think she'll change if she doesn't even understand how fucked up it is to think a dark parking lot date in my car 'date' is.
Then again, it seems Chantal doesn't do any background checks and keeps thinking she has to accept every invite. She's blown off Moroccan Montreal older Dad Dude a few times even though he cooked, cleaned and got the candles out for her. Like totally ghosted him.
She's a socially inept disaster and lucky that no one has done harm to her, except of course Nader who completely bruised up her tiddies on the first "date".
Gunty indicating that "almost half" or "40%" of the world is overweight is laughable. Mostly because GUNT is deathfat status, and most overweight people are just 15-50 pounds overweight. At your BMI Chinny, I am sure the percentage is a hell of a lot less.
Chins is so angry about Nads using her for two main reasons. Narcs dont like to lose and definitely cant handle and blow to their inflated ego, and will go to extreme lengths to show that they are the proverbial "winner" in all situations. Second is with BPD, abandonment (real or perceived) is a prevalent symptom, which probably stemmed from her mom being a cum dumpster for a dude who didn't want to be a father and the resulting daddy issues. Chins is a special case because I think she has traits of both BPD and NPD but probably more BPD. However personality disorders are called "clusters" for a reason, and you can have more than one. She will never stop this cycling bullshit until she accepts the L and moves on
