DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[QwahlityKahntent]

curls

This still makes me lol more than anything. What kind of enormous emasculated faggot goes to a place called “curls and twirls”

 

[Xenomorph]

You think its bad here when people snap on one another when Fil is boring? Try twitter, they damn near want him dead

 

[Chernabog3000]

I'm not at the height of my career anymore. I'm nowhere near the top. Or even the middle. I'm more of a top end of the bottom of the barrel.

He didn't just say that exactly but also he be saying this exactly.

 

[UsedUp]

Re: The Lawlcows specifically that are sectioned here on Kiwifarms.

Could we all agree that we come here to read about our favorite lawlcows to see how miserable, messed up, psycho and any other terms that may be applicable regarding how bad an individual is. You don't come here to read how happy or rich or how succesful they are -do ya?-

Who is gonna be the lucky bastard to report DSPs death on here first and reap all the Semper Fis and Drinks!?

I better not see any of you catching feelings when DSP is finally laid to rest.

There will be no sad faces!

 

[Wasabi Panda]

so Detractor-civil war slap fight aside, I still don't get who's this pre-stream for? If you're into this shit you already know his "breaking news" from anywhere to 2 days to a week before he covers it. You also should, dents aside, know his takes are garbage.

I can only assume this is so he can hear himself talk, or, like his reiterating things like his schedule. It's to remind himself of this like this because seeing how he forgets what he says sentence to sentence and not just the lies, I would argue he's a confused forgetful gin brain rotted piggy....or onset dementia brought on by heavy alcohol abuse.

EDIT - nigga...this fucker went clown mode "much too early" for 9 am. 9 AM is too early for this hard working blue collar mature adult

this guy...

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

I will call that DSP as a gamer is nearly finishing his series, and probably will move on to more lazier content such as the react streams, I will add to my personal post that I hate clichés when I post about him, such as the "one of the biggest reasons" or "the only reason"...

Blah blah blah, I despise it because like Phil it gets boring as time goes on, especially in a thread like this talking about him and even from '13 when this was made, time really has changed, but not Phil entirely

What gets me loling for a good time is that whenever he says he changes, he does the exact opposite to what makes a difference in "interACKtiff khantent", such as not using sponsored streams and the like and also turning down, "becuz da Trollzzzz d00d"

Is the stinkiest and honestly consistent diarrhea flow from his mouth ever known, tis a good thing Phil is his own poor mans troll because of the racist epithets and joyous "banturr" he used on MGS of all things, quite the opposite effect that Phil would think the chinky Chang stfu tuhuh would be funneh, but got him kicked from Blip.Tv, its not even for an audience to just sit there and laugh and think "aww man DeeEssPee is lawl he jus said chinky huhuh" but for a company to host his rants and rightfully kick him off is what he needed

Sure I will say time and again, I get trolling, and being bullied, I was but then some 17 years on means I no longer give a single toss and would rather concentrate on my own life and work, possibly do some content creation of my own, interview Detractors and the like, and just do something I enjoy, as for the KF's who mention making money from Phil, that's sound advice and I won't if I ever did start a channel, but to make content talking to people is fair game

As for the actual irl GayOps on Phil, that will never work out, Phil has squirmed, begged, crawled and even slugged his way to where he is because what backbone he had was gone ever since that Project7 scam happened, and I can honestly tell that's where the real grift came from, how easy it was to lull Patreons, hype up a series that was fucking garbage and cheap as shit

And then when it nearly came time to pull something, he does the 180° on a 180° where you're sure he's making a comeback, and yet stays at level 1, especially the dent audience and such...

It's baffling but also funny to see him try and make a few moves to gain more attention but yet again it brings him back to the same spot every time, his ego is telling him to keep going maybe you'll get there but as time and the algorithm is ever changing, it just keeps him in a state of artificial and probably the most volatile position ever since he was frowning while admitting he will have to live paycheck to paycheck bedding for tips...

Phil, as a testament to seeing YouTube grow and grow all the way back from 2007 to present, and watching PewDiePie not only blowing your subcount into irrelevance but the entire website altogether, don't you ever wake up and think, it's actually you? All along? Not the pahsitive stReEeams but...

Just you?

Or does Gin act like a Amnestic?

Sorry for long one but been in my head all day and had no time to post as was driving other people's shit parcels, I may be Autism at posting, but I'm not going anywhere until Phil admits he is still Gay for WWE Champions tiiime

Sound Good?

 

[unapologetic weeaboo]

I don't ask alot from detractors. Just put on an entertaining stream/video and don't go into conspiracy bullshit and don't sperg out on small shit. Oh and don't fuck with him directly.

I wish I was in the US I’d be fucking with him directly all the time in videogames for the kek. The time zone doesn’t really allow me to fuck with him ingame (he’s also a massive faggot and doesn’t play multiplayer games often anymore) feelsbad.
Also why does he have so many fucking spergs that troll shield and protect him all the time? I swear they see their own projections in him or something. Also a big community of people who pretend to hate him and then just shower him with money (DBS)

 

[Prophet Gaming]

No lie, if I lived in Seattle, I'd wait out front of the so called "gate" of the gated community which really isn't a gated community except for on the hill.

I'd wait for Phil to drive out on his day off and then I'd just film him and debunk the shit he did on his day off.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

ok yeah I'm 95% convinced he repeats himself to remind himself about what he said he was going to do, to keep it fresh in his head. He's gotten distracted by the most mundane things so far even acknowledging he's getting side tracked and lost then goes right back into repeating the same shit over and over.


EDIT - he just makes shit up right?

DSP version - Quantic Dreams is in trouble, people tried to cancel david cage and they're not working on anything cause they did a thing and people got mad.

Reality - they're working on 3 games, had a 3rd year of record profits, opened a studio in canada, did have trouble hiring people cause of reports of a toxic environment but that blew over. This is the first time they worked on 3 projects at the same time.

being into the same shit he goes on about gives his bullshit a new level of fascination, still don't know who this is for. Which also makes his dent-whales even more interesting than DSP, like do they not see this or are they just that retarded?

 

[Somecatchyname]

When it comes to Phil in gay ops as we saw with Reddit just hurting his ego is enough. Fucking with him outside of the internet just feeds his victim complex. Also if you go to far you can end up in SOK territory. The worst thing you can do is try to mine for some gold dust and then end up being the next cow to get milked.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

No lie, if I lived in Seattle, I'd wait out front of the so called "gate" of the gated community which really isn't a gated community except for on the hill.

I'd wait for Phil to drive out on his day off and then I'd just film him and debunk the shit he did on his day off.

I've always thought the best way would to go and talk to him - but be incredibly happy and excited, the tell him you're one of his main whales who wanted to finally come and hang around with him in real life. The reaction to that would be much funnier.

 

[An Avenging Bird]

It's a cycle that repeats where Phil does something so obnoxious that people who follow him can't stand it any longer and when the next day comes and he's still around with drooling fans who don't care, the detractor in fighting begins.
Guys, take this time to touch some grass.
It'll drive Phil nuts that he isn't getting attention and he'll do something even stupider to make up for it.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

No lie, if I lived in Seattle, I'd wait out front of the so called "gate" of the gated community which really isn't a gated community except for on the hill.

I'd wait for Phil to drive out on his day off and then I'd just film him and debunk the shit he did on his day off.

I mean when you have a hermit that lives high in his impenetrable snort fort all day and all he does is fling shit at the internet, it'a just a matter of time until someone crazy enough comes along. I still dream of someone breaking in just to smash his gaming and streaming item. That's all you need to do and he's done for. He literally cannot recover from that. He lives day to day tips to tips. Everything that is extra goes to wwe champions. If you can disable his tips for just one or two days then that's it. Hell, just take a scissor and cut his internet line and he's done

 

[Balr0g]

When it comes to Phil in gay ops as we saw with Reddit just hurting his ego is enough. Fucking with him outside of the internet just feeds his victim complex. Also if you go to far you can end up in SOK territory. The worst thing you can do is try to mine for some gold dust and then end up being the next cow to get milked.

The only ops I would like to condone would be hacking his paypal and e-mail account without touching anything except bank statements. I want to see how those transactions look like. I mean yes we know or at least we got a glimpse on how he treats his bank account but I want to see his PayPal statements. Like for example hidden tips or if !MM always tips at the same time. Or even better where the fuck all that tip money goes to. Yes I know Scopely needs that money but there has to be more then that

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

So when is Dave gonna read this thread and decide that we're publicly planning to stalk him, throw bleach on him, put a noose on his neck, and say "THIS KIWI COUNTRY!"?

This thread has been so shit up the last couple pages even I’m struggling to work through it. If Dave can make it through I’d be more impressed than anything

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

This thread has been so shit up the last couple pages even I’m struggling to work through it. If Dave can make it through I’d be more impressed than anything

Just a sign we all need to detox from Phil.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Phil is sprinkling gold dust right now. With zero self awareness he’s calling grocery stores greedy for using advertisements despite receiving record profits during the pandemic.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

Honestly one of the lamest counter-arguments Phil uses when he tries to 'debunk' detractors is 'If I were such a horrible person no one would support me. I'd be banned everywhere, I'd be banned from the internet!'

Nigga, you're not an infamous hacker or registered sex offender, the government isn't going to ban you from the internet, and on this very website you claim to not visit there are threads dedicated to people worse than you who receive support, either because people support them to validate their own beliefs and behavior, or because they enjoy the train wreck and want to see it continue.

Sure Phil is a 'lesser evil', but lesser evil is still evil. Not that Phil is evil, he's just a spoiled narcissistic cunt, but you get my point.

 

[MAWBD]

Phil is sprinkling gold dust right now. With zero self awareness he’s calling grocery stores greedy for using advertisements despite receiving record profits during the pandemic.

The 9$ cherry juice is Burger King chicken sandwich v2 saga. I bet he will keep complaining about it for months.

 

[Ruffian_Forever]

phil ordered expensive pizza... incredible. i thought he was in trouble this week.

also his juice rant was hilarious.. does it not come to his mind that maybe... just maybe the juice was at both places and one of the shelves just happen to have sold through and needed to be stocked back on the shelf.