DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Dark Dave doesn't do anything but it might be worth it to disable his alerts since they get pulled so often.

Tevin was one of the good ones for a long while but recently it seems he lost his chill so now he's become harder to stomach.

xMortis seems to have replaced him in terms of delivery but he also doesn't produce much.

The current detractors I value most in terms of presentation are Aqua Teal and Brittany Gates because they actually seem pretty fucking level headed when they watch the fucker. Honestly we need a new SoK but I would doubt its quality if they were led by someone like Doody or James The Lesser.

One of the things I would try to do if I went more into making vtractor content is trying to keep my cool through most of what this shitstain does. It's no secret that most people who know about him hate him to an extent, but letting that hate out too much actually proves his point.
Tevin was good because he had an encyclopedic knowledge of Pigstory and the ability to quickly pull up year's-old recordings to debunk random DSP lies. I was always impressed by that but still couldn't last long with the fucking sound effects.
 
One of the things I would try to do if I went more into making vtractor content is trying to keep my cool through most of what this shitstain does. It's no secret that most people who know about him hate him to an extent, but letting that hate out too much actually proves his point.
That's why I'm thinking about potentially doing some detractor content...I'd just cut out the rage and the khantent I'm thinking about will, sort of, be quite different...

But, TBH, if anyone wants to make some properly good DSP-khantent, react to James, "supper" and so on and add some of your own opinions, "I'll be reacting to those reacting for drama on someone that reacted for drama"-content - that shit could work...
 
Re: Trolling or Not to Troll DSP

It's been pointed out a lot that DSP hasn't had it nearly as bad as some lolcows. Documenting/curating DSPs lies, scams and squandering of money some how is crossing the line. No, it's really not. IMO DSP has not had his comeuppance.

I was thinking about his WWE Champions account. He's never been hacked, but imagine if that was taken over, DSP would be in a real catch 22. He would have to cope, seethe and rage internally. Streams would be out of this world I think if something of that caliber were to happen.

To another 14 years, DSP!
 
I don't ask alot from detractors. Just put on an entertaining stream/video and don't go into conspiracy bullshit and don't sperg out on small shit. Oh and don't fuck with him directly.
No. Go to Phil's actual house and ask for his autograph. Mail shit directly to his house addressed to Kat. Break into the Snort Fort and rescue Jasper. Spell out "NIGGER" on his lawn with herbicide.
 
It's sad to say, but judging by the downward quality of detractors, Phil might actually outlast them. Sprcrzy or whatever spergs out like a lolcow himself, DoodyStreams starts "proving" conspiracy theories based on false information (anyone with half a brain knows what DSP meant with the recent "There, I did it before the break", meaning adding the tip to the total, claiming "DSP tips himself because he's secretly OMM" is just insane), Tevin's streams are unwatchable, DarkDave's stream is full of dumbasses who are too busy with "huur duur lawnmower go brrrrr" whenever Phil is actually providing some semblence of lolcow entertainment, and as the cherry on top, when you look up DSP on youtube, you have the nasty, filthy looking, nasal voiced, fake information spreading, useless, fat, boring, biggest, most jealous manchild of all in the top results: Jimmy the Biggest XXXXL Cunt himself.


Rate me mad at the internet, but at this point, the detractors might be the bigger lolcows. Won't be long before the normal detractors vanish, and all we'll be left with are the parasites like James who are jealous of DSP and sperg out whenever he gets a tip. At that point, only the "trolls" who are actually secret fans and don't have 2 braincells to rub together will remain.


Sad to say, but DSP might just make it. If he does, I say well played.


EDIT: and oh, last I heard, An started sperging like a retard too. Sperging about Phil but doing absolutely nothing about it, getting mad when Phil gets money, not realizing that without him their streams would be dead and no one would watch them. Raging at their little golden goose while milking it dry. They're a very very small step above Phil himself, but not by as much as they think.

The biggest reason for detractor content shrinking and getting worse is because of fuck-boy false DCMAing and Youtube doing fuck all to protect from false DCMA's, so what's the point? Why waste all this time and effort only for a tiny dicked paypig to shut down your channel with false claims?

I don't ask alot from detractors. Just put on an entertaining stream/video and don't go into conspiracy bullshit and don't sperg out on small shit. Oh and don't fuck with him directly.
Pfft fuck no. Don't be such a pussy. IMO this needs to start happening more. You know how much gold dust we'd get if say his car broke down somehow and he begins pushing his paypigs to pay for a new car on top of everything else, or the car on top of say termites infesting his slobshack? The piglets need to be wrung dry.
 
One of the things I would try to do if I went more into making vtractor content is trying to keep my cool through most of what this shitstain does. It's no secret that most people who know about him hate him to an extent, but letting that hate out too much actually proves his point.
You'd quickly come to realize that DSP is so fucking boring that trying to commentate as somebody who is just "level-headed" all the time is not entertaining for your audience.

His streams are 2% golddust and 98% worthless bullshit, so unless you have some kind of hook then there's nothing to compel your audience to stick around for 2+ hours listening to milquetoast commentary over his fucking obnoxious belches and throat clears.

Just my opinion of course.
 
I don't ask alot from detractors. Just put on an entertaining stream/video and don't go into conspiracy bullshit andss don't sperg out on small shit. Oh and don't fuck with him directly.
don't fucking tell me how to detract, nigger! If all I want to add to ppb stream
It's sad to say, but judging by the downward quality of detractors, Phil might actually outlast them. Sprcrzy or whatever spergs out like a lolcow himself, DoodyStreams starts "proving" conspiracy theories based on false information (anyone with half a brain knows what DSP meant with the recent "There, I did it before the break", meaning adding the tip to the total, claiming "DSP tips himself because he's secretly OMM" is just insane), Tevin's streams are unwatchable, DarkDave's stream is full of dumbasses who are too busy with "huur duur lawnmower go brrrrr" whenever Phil is actually providing some semblence of lolcow entertainment, and as the cherry on top, when you look up DSP on youtube, you have the nasty, filthy looking, nasal voiced, fake information spreading, useless, fat, boring, biggest, most jealous manchild of all in the top results: Jimmy the Biggest XXXXL Cunt himself.


Rate me mad at the internet, but at this point, the detractors might be the bigger lolcows. Won't be long before the normal detractors vanish, and all we'll be left with are the parasites like James who are jealous of DSP and sperg out whenever he gets a tip. At that point, only the "trolls" who are actually secret fans and don't have 2 braincells to rub together will remain.


Sad to say, but DSP might just make it. If he does, I say well played.


EDIT: and oh, last I heard, An started sperging like a retard too. Sperging about Phil but doing absolutely nothing about it, getting mad when Phil gets money, not realizing that without him their streams would be dead and no one would watch them. Raging at their little golden goose while milking it dry. They're a very very small step above Phil himself, but not by as much as they think.
hey fuck you buddy, I don't need ppb to scream FUCK YOU NIGGER at the top of my lungs, but, people on stream seem to enjoy it.
 
Why troll him at all? He's a guy who five morons have decided to put in the top 10% of earners [...] what more could you do to him?
It's not what we could do to him - it is what he he would do to himself, no troll can make Dave hurt Piggy more than he could, his fragile ego is what to go for to hurt Pigroach properly...
 
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