DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[AckedyAckTheThird]

It's sad to say, but judging by the downward quality of detractors, Phil might actually outlast them. Sprcrzy or whatever spergs out like a lolcow himself, DoodyStreams starts "proving" conspiracy theories based on false information (anyone with half a brain knows what DSP meant with the recent "There, I did it before the break", meaning adding the tip to the total, claiming "DSP tips himself because he's secretly OMM" is just insane), Tevin's streams are unwatchable, DarkDave's stream is full of dumbasses who are too busy with "huur duur lawnmower go brrrrr" whenever Phil is actually providing some semblence of lolcow entertainment, and as the cherry on top, when you look up DSP on youtube, you have the nasty, filthy looking, nasal voiced, fake information spreading, useless, fat, boring, biggest, most jealous manchild of all in the top results: Jimmy the Biggest XXXXL Cunt himself.


Rate me mad at the internet, but at this point, the detractors might be the bigger lolcows. Won't be long before the normal detractors vanish, and all we'll be left with are the parasites like James who are jealous of DSP and sperg out whenever he gets a tip. At that point, only the "trolls" who are actually secret fans and don't have 2 braincells to rub together will remain.


Sad to say, but DSP might just make it. If he does, I say well played.


EDIT: and oh, last I heard, An started sperging like a retard too. Sperging about Phil but doing absolutely nothing about it, getting mad when Phil gets money, not realizing that without him their streams would be dead and no one would watch them. Raging at their little golden goose while milking it dry. They're a very very small step above Phil himself, but not by as much as they think.

 

[NursezillaX]

Just saw this clip. This is one of the more insane clips I've seen from him lately even with all the react footage.

As he's telling the commenter that the mic is actually "directly" in front of the pop-filter when it clearly isn't, he yanks the pop-filter over the mic. It's so clearly dominating the microphone already, and he makes it worse as he tells the viewer he's wrong. Most people would sub-consciously lower the pop-filter in response to this comment, yet he's so eager to spite the fan.

DSP is a WEIRDO. He ain't right upstairs. He's implying this is a depth perception trick; your webcam is like a meter from your mic, not a mile. Also this is just a bizarre thing to lie about.

Compulsive lying is a legitimate pathology, and people who are compulsive liars like Phil almost NEED to lie, regardless of the importance, relevance, or benefit. I had a friend growing up that lied about absolutely everything. We could be with people and he'd start telling a story about something that happened that involved the both of us. The main thing would be something that actually happened, but the details around it would be full of these ridiculous and unnecessary lies, and I'd be standing right there. I'd think, 'I was there, and I'm standing right here. He can't possibly think I'd believe the shit he's making up, so why the fuck is he lying?' I doubt he even considered the fact that I was there though or whether I'd think he was lying or not.

I could never figure out or understand what drove how compulsively he seemed to need to lie or to what extent it did anything for him. It seemed pointless and tiring to just call out everything you knew he was bullshitting about, again, partly because of how inconsequential so much of it was. Phil's constant, pointless, and bizarre lying has always reminded me of him.

In Phil's case it's a little bit easier to see some of the motivation because of how much of his lying is defensive in nature since, like you said, he can't stand to be wrong or at fault. I'll never forget my favorite example of that being him opening a bottle of water and when some of it spilled out he said, almost as a reflex to make it someone else's fault, 'Some idiot at the factory must have overfilled this bottle!'. If you can't even own something as minor as spilling a little water, you're going to need to lie about a LOT of shit.

 

[Dustlord]

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I like to think there's an alternate universe where Phil leaned into the edginess instead of attempting to sanitize his content. Would he end up streaming on one of those "alt right" services with Ethan Ralph?

 

[Broomer]

“Thanks to everyone who supported my streams in droves”…..my man has 2 people to thank….but DROVES supported. So strategically ignorant.

Not sure it's ignorance, I think it's piggy adapting his mindset, here's how I'm thinking; (the end goal is of course to make as much as possible, those golden Hogan's won't pull themselves, will they?)

It used to be "support=money, the end", but, since "he" moved on from Twitch he has added new claims of "positive support doods!":
Memberships, likes, "I put comments on again guys, for you... (has nothing to do with SuperThanks not being allowed with comments off, trust me)", "gifted memberships are here, Susan finally let go of that sandwich"...

Piggy's an absolute idiot but he knows that his house band "Derich and the dentheads" are even more dumb (maybe gulliblke/easily lead are better words, some of them are just lonely fucks that felt welcome inside the cult as they had fuck all else) and he abuses that and says "Thanks for the amazing support" to give them a feeling they're loved by just giving a thumbs up, thereby making them think: "maybe next time I can give him some money as well, I hope I can!".

Jim Jones would've been jealous over Dave's ability to lead his horde and even more so as he didn't have to run away, Phil fucked the government (which I generally don't mind, just wish it was someone better) and got away with quite a bit of it's money as well, as they basically payed his debt... (Jim Jones, not so much...)

 

[Pargon]

Jim Jones would've been jealous over Dave's ability to lead his horde and even more so as he didn't have to run away, Phil fucked the government (which I generally don't mind, just wish it was someone better) and got away with quite a bit of it's money as well, as they basically payed his debt... (Jim Jones, not so much...)

Thank fuck Phil can’t cook worth a shit. If he could make Flavor Aid taste good we might have a real bloodbath on our hands.

 

[Balr0g]

It's sad to say, but judging by the downward quality of detractors, Phil might actually outlast them. Sprcrzy or whatever spergs out like a lolcow himself, DoodyStreams starts "proving" conspiracy theories based on false information (anyone with half a brain knows what DSP meant with the recent "There, I did it before the break", meaning adding the tip to the total, claiming "DSP tips himself because he's secretly OMM" is just insane), Tevin's streams are unwatchable, DarkDave's stream is full of dumbasses who are too busy with "huur duur lawnmower go brrrrr" whenever Phil is actually providing some semblence of lolcow entertainment, and as the cherry on top, when you look up DSP on youtube, you have the nasty, filthy looking, nasal voiced, fake information spreading, useless, fat, boring, biggest, most jealous manchild of all in the top results: Jimmy the Biggest XXXXL Cunt himself.


Rate me mad at the internet, but at this point, the detractors might be the bigger lolcows. Won't be long before the normal detractors vanish, and all we'll be left with are the parasites like James who are jealous of DSP and sperg out whenever he gets a tip. At that point, only the "trolls" who are actually secret fans and don't have 2 braincells to rub together will remain.


Sad to say, but DSP might just make it. If he does, I say well played.


EDIT: and oh, last I heard, An started sperging like a retard too. Sperging about Phil but doing absolutely nothing about it, getting mad when Phil gets money, not realizing that without him their streams would be dead and no one would watch them. Raging at their little golden goose while milking it dry. They're a very very small step above Phil himself, but not by as much as they think.

There are still a few detractors that make good content. Though perhaps PieceofPeace, xMortis and AgentProper are more like Philstorians then real detractors as they simply list what Phil has done in the past or in Piece's case document his most important thing, his income. And to be honest Phil himself has become boring. As Gundam said Phil is only interesting when he creates drama otherwise he is a man in his mid life crisis who shakes his tin can (sometimes with huge success like yesterday and more oftern with little success) I for one still think that this year might get more interesting then we think as it really seems that we are in a repeat loop. In this case it feels like 2017 and who knows maybe we get a "Phil looses his wife" or a more juicy "Phil gets completly demonetized" arc. Otherwise it's more looking if the shaved monkey is still there and how is he doing

 

[Wasabi Panda]

Forgive my distrust of Phil but is he trying to get a sponsorship?

ya know, I swear sometimes when he shills for things or goes into hardcore fanboy mode I think he's trying too.

Like with that stupid greek game from ubisoft how he was shilling hard until the end, and it was known that UbiSoft did pay off encourage a lot of content creators to play up the game and how good it was.

I'm not saying he got money for doing it but I'm sure he heard about it and was trying his best "look at me I like it too, gimme stuff ubisoft"

Same with youtuber's life, while Nigel outright asked if they sponsored him, they said no. They also have a content creator program

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which makes me wonder if this random out of the blue semi-shilling he did for the game was him trying to get accepted into this program

Then ofc the Xbotting, it's like cause the person who runs the twitter account made fun of him he thinks that MS knows and cares who he is so one day, just one day maybe he'll get the call that MS wants him to host something..I dunno

I'm beginning to think this react to game developer/publisher shows schtick is along the same lines.

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

The rest of my channel is just a Twitch archive and not worth watching IMO. I just keep those videos to save HDD and cloud space.

Good video and voice. Agree that Dark Souls and Bloodborne are masterpieces. I like your taste in games - SMT and Monster Hunter. You should HAVE to play Nioh 2* and Bloodborne.

*watching him play Nioh 2 almost made me buy a ticket to Seattle to show him how to use high stance with an axe

I think everyone knew it wouldn't happen in a million years, but the thing is it makes no sense that it didn't happen. Financially, it's a payday and Phil really needs the money right now. So in that regard it makes sense. But physically? It makes sense too! Behold:

Dave "Pigroach" Burnell could take out Mike "Iron" Tyson, although maybe he'd have to go the distance and use strategy trying to get a win by decision!

Dave "Pigroach" Burnell is so in shape, he doesn't even need the gym, or to train! All natural, baby!

Yet he stays training, he stays hungry!

He used to work out and still has tons of residual muscle mass, dood! You can appreciate it on sight! He was jacked! He looked like he was ripped!

Look at that fucking pace and voice! No signs of being winded! This dude is a MACHINE! It's like he's doing no effort whatsoever! Fitty bit bitch shoulda paid the fuck up!

Yeah, I just wanted an excuse to make a compilation. Probably the funniest thing we got out of this Keemstar bait minisaga was the confirmation that Phil KNOWS he's a geriatric alcoholic with no hopes of winning a fight. But he'll still front like he's really strong and in decent shape.

Maybe after this he can just fake to maturely accept it nonchalantly, like his receding hairline.

This blob never did any workout. I also doubt he did any sports. In my youth I played mostly football (soccer), for a period almost every day. Playing got less and less over the years but you can still see the muscles. I personally know someone who is over 50 years old and an ex-pro, retired decades ago. This dude could still break Phil in half. I am friends with a multiple world champion in fighting. This dude could kill Phil by looking at him. My point is: Knowing myself and others, who train(ed) much more, better and longer than I did, Phil has no residual muscle mass. And you won't get it from walking a mile/month.

Phil only went from the thin-armed-school-shooter-look to the thin-armed-fat-scammer-look. An alien in a skin suit.

looks like snort detractor getting some attention in r/happy

my sister came to visit me for pride week after 10 years apart, she is 3 years HRT and 1 year post surgery : happy (reddit.com)

 

[Dona Morte]

Restaurant analogy for Phil.

If there are 200 people at your venue watching the cook make food but not eating, then you made 0 and 0 customers

If you had 100 of those people give you 1$ you made 100$ from 100 people.

If you made 100$ from 1 person you made 100$ From one person

If that one customer stops dining you now are at 0 and need to shut down

If one customer from the 1$ stops you still make 99$ And recover


Phil. You are in the most fragile state you’ve ever been in

What if ...

What if....


Hang there with me.
One of those people gives me 1000 dahlars!
Deboonked!
Duhuhuhuhu

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Rate me mad at the internet, but at this point, the detractors might be the bigger lolcows.

Welcome to the club, mate. Your free coffee mug is in the mail.

I think when lads like Anonymouse and Suprcrzy are considered quality detractors, everyone should ask themselves if jumping ship might be a good idea.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

which makes me wonder if this random out of the blue semi-shilling he did for the game was him trying to get accepted into this program

I think this was the case with that random Mario & Sonic Olympic game he played too, and then said he got paid for it after shitting on it.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

This sound issue has been a persistent problem for awhile now and every time he refuses to do anything.

I have to keep saying this. Turn the volume of OBS down on the computer. Then turn the mixer volume up until you can actually hear the audio.

I have to turn my volume up to 100 to even hear DSP. Then I forget about it and when I go to watch something else, I blow out my eardrums.

Fuck you DSP.

 

[Broomer]

It's sad to say, but judging by the downward quality of detractors, Phil might actually outlast them. Sprcrzy or whatever spergs out like a lolcow himself, DoodyStreams starts "proving" conspiracy theories based on false information [...] Jimmy the Biggest XXXXL Cunt himself.

I couldn't agree more in regards to those (apart from Doody, never watched any of his khantent but as he thinks Dave is OMM I have to agree about that bit at least), the worst part with "supper" is that he has some nice ideas for his videos but he can't not sperg out... ("supper" is about one stream away from becoming a lolcow, James seems too boring to be one, he'd just fade away I think)

EDIT: and oh, last I heard, An started sperging like a retard too. Sperging about Phil but doing absolutely nothing about it, getting mad when Phil gets money, not realizing that without him their streams would be dead and no one would watch them. Raging at their little golden goose while milking it dry. They're a very very small step above Phil himself, but not by as much as they think.

Not sure if I saw that stream, I watch An on and off, "Cobes-style buuuuut" An usually goes on a rant when he's fairly drunk, maybe he was this time as well....? (not going to sit here and defend him, my fav. is Blopper and that's because his streams are just general, stupid chaos, it's all for a laugh, then Proper, because he's so high he just laughs and then PoP, his tism is entertaining as fuck....Ry's always good for a laugh as well...)

Personal conclusion; watching Dave through the eyes of "supper" is like watching Metokur through the eyes of The Gunt, I prefer to look at The Gunt through the eyes of Metokur, Jersh or Sunrise Media...

 

[Corpun]

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Has the day arrived? Is thus the end of his belief thus and this are interchangeable? I hope so, my reasoning is thusly, it'd be fun to see him try to backtrack out of it.

you missed this one

The amount of time he has fixated on Poison being a he-she makes me wonder if he spent a lot of time tugging the worm to him until he found out about the truth.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

It's sad to say, but judging by the downward quality of detractors, Phil might actually outlast them. Sprcrzy or whatever spergs out like a lolcow himself, DoodyStreams starts "proving" conspiracy theories based on false information (anyone with half a brain knows what DSP meant with the recent "There, I did it before the break", meaning adding the tip to the total, claiming "DSP tips himself because he's secretly OMM" is just insane), Tevin's streams are unwatchable, DarkDave's stream is full of dumbasses who are too busy with "huur duur lawnmower go brrrrr" whenever Phil is actually providing some semblence of lolcow entertainment, and as the cherry on top, when you look up DSP on youtube, you have the nasty, filthy looking, nasal voiced, fake information spreading, useless, fat, boring, biggest, most jealous manchild of all in the top results: Jimmy the Biggest XXXXL Cunt himself.


Rate me mad at the internet, but at this point, the detractors might be the bigger lolcows. Won't be long before the normal detractors vanish, and all we'll be left with are the parasites like James who are jealous of DSP and sperg out whenever he gets a tip. At that point, only the "trolls" who are actually secret fans and don't have 2 braincells to rub together will remain.


Sad to say, but DSP might just make it. If he does, I say well played.


EDIT: and oh, last I heard, An started sperging like a retard too. Sperging about Phil but doing absolutely nothing about it, getting mad when Phil gets money, not realizing that without him their streams would be dead and no one would watch them. Raging at their little golden goose while milking it dry. They're a very very small step above Phil himself, but not by as much as they think.

And in the midst of it all, Fred Fuchs is out there, still, waiting. Probably.

 

[Broomer]

I like to think there's an alternate universe where Phil leaned into the edginess instead of attempting to sanitize his content. Would he end up streaming on one of those "alt right" services with Ethan Ralph?

No, he'd be the gayest gay ever, prob. him and Fuentes "devouring bananas up'n'down"..., it'd have to be a completely reversed alternate reality for piggy to tread into the waters of "proclaimed by media as *alt right*" for Dave to dip his hooves in that pond. (Piggy was never edgy, just too stupid to realize that he should keep his mouth shut)

Edit; it's tread, not thread you idiot... (just because I talk to myself it doesn't mean I have a split personality...apparently...at least according to "Jen, my sister that appeared a few days ago")

 

[The One And Only SALTE]

It's sad to say, but judging by the downward quality of detractors, Phil might actually outlast them. Sprcrzy or whatever spergs out like a lolcow himself, DoodyStreams starts "proving" conspiracy theories based on false information (anyone with half a brain knows what DSP meant with the recent "There, I did it before the break", meaning adding the tip to the total, claiming "DSP tips himself because he's secretly OMM" is just insane), Tevin's streams are unwatchable, DarkDave's stream is full of dumbasses who are too busy with "huur duur lawnmower go brrrrr" whenever Phil is actually providing some semblence of lolcow entertainment, and as the cherry on top, when you look up DSP on youtube, you have the nasty, filthy looking, nasal voiced, fake information spreading, useless, fat, boring, biggest, most jealous manchild of all in the top results: Jimmy the Biggest XXXXL Cunt himself.


Rate me mad at the internet, but at this point, the detractors might be the bigger lolcows. Won't be long before the normal detractors vanish, and all we'll be left with are the parasites like James who are jealous of DSP and sperg out whenever he gets a tip. At that point, only the "trolls" who are actually secret fans and don't have 2 braincells to rub together will remain.


Sad to say, but DSP might just make it. If he does, I say well played.


EDIT: and oh, last I heard, An started sperging like a retard too. Sperging about Phil but doing absolutely nothing about it, getting mad when Phil gets money, not realizing that without him their streams would be dead and no one would watch them. Raging at their little golden goose while milking it dry. They're a very very small step above Phil himself, but not by as much as they think.

Dark Dave doesn't do anything but it might be worth it to disable his alerts since they get pulled so often.

Tevin was one of the good ones for a long while but recently it seems he lost his chill so now he's become harder to stomach.

xMortis seems to have replaced him in terms of delivery but he also doesn't produce much.

The current detractors I value most in terms of presentation are Aqua Teal and Brittany Gates because they actually seem pretty fucking level headed when they watch the fucker. Honestly we need a new SoK but I would doubt its quality if they were led by someone like Doody or James The Lesser.

One of the things I would try to do if I went more into making vtractor content is trying to keep my cool through most of what this shitstain does. It's no secret that most people who know about him hate him to an extent, but letting that hate out too much actually proves his point.

 

[Mentally Ill Detractor]

Not sure if I saw that stream, I watch An on and off, "Cobes-style buuuuut" An usually goes on a rant when he's fairly drunk, maybe he was this time as well....? (not going to sit here and defend him, my fav. is Blopper and that's because his streams are just general, stupid chaos, it's all for a laugh, then Proper, because he's so high he just laughs and then PoP, his tism is entertaining as fuck....Ry's always good for a laugh as well...)

An got hammered and started raging at Dave. I guess it was kind of funny if you like watching people get mad about stupid shit but personally I switched to Tevin after that.

 

[Iron Hamster]

The amount of time he has fixated on Poison being a he-she makes me wonder if he spent a lot of time tugging the worm to him until he found out about the truth.

I'm going to guess he's really upset it might be a representation of Bret Michaels.

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

TheQuartering taking a shot at DSP for his WWE champions obsession. (Timestamped)