Phil is sprinkling gold dust right now. With zero self awareness he’s calling grocery stores greedy for using advertisements despite receiving record profits during the pandemic.
He's also going full Karen over the fact that his precious cherry juice (which does nothing for gout btw) was moved to a different location and calling store managers idiots because he doesn't understand effective store marketing.
By the sounds of it he also drinks organic juice by the half gallon every 2 days instead of just getting a can of Juicy Juice which costs less than half that.
This fucker still thinks that price = quality even though potables are the fucking same regardless of brand.
Tweets about pizza hut on his day off
Says he got pizza delivered but not delivery pizza but actual pizza not fast food pizza
They call it deep dish, but it's not deep dish the restaurant doesn't know what they're talking about it's pan pizza even though pan pizza is literally deep dish pizza. Although, I might be TOO italian and not 1/4 italian but I would associate that with Sicilian but what do I know I'm not polish.
Got hawaiian from this totally not fast food pizza place.
Ok except, now excuse the tism...
Pan Pizza was a specific type of pizza from Pizza Hut, you know the place he sperged nostalgic about on his off day, but yes I'm sure he didn't get a hawaiian pan pizza from pizza hut.
EDIT - so I was in and out but I did hear him talk about how SF6 is important yet he hasn't "covered" anything since the roster leak. A lot has come out since and even Kotaku being kotaku. hmmm
He's also going full Karen over the fact that his precious cherry juice (which does nothing for gout btw) was moved to a different location and calling store managers idiots because he doesn't understand effective store marketing.
By the sounds of it he also drinks organic juice by the half gallon every 2 days instead of just getting a can of Juicy Juice which costs less than half that.
This fucker still thinks that price = quality even though potables are the fucking same regardless of brand.
Some of my favorite gold dust is when he tries to backseat business. "Why do they need to advertise their own stuff", because they are still competing with name brands you fucking retard. Also it's an endcap bro, which makes it easier to find which is the whole point of them. These rants just further expose how insanely out of touch with anything work related he is.
This fat retard makes going to the grocery store seem like some herculean journey. Also admitted to getting expensive "restaurant style pizza", Pizza Hut and Dominos are for plebs, but remember to tip he needs the support!
I don't think he'll be affected by the rising gas prices because he rarely leaves his house, and I think Khet is still unemployed so neither of them are using the car except maybe to go to the store. DSP is such a liar he might even be lying about going to the store and have had his groceries delivered this whole time.
People should just send him credits for the different platforms or directly purchase the games for him; he even mocks any worries his fans may have about the money that is supposedly paying bills, so don't tip, just send credits.
I mean, Dave isn't smart, but he's savvy enough. Obviously if people just gift him games that he was gonna buy anyway he avoids paying income tax for that money. It's tax free income. That's the only reason he goes through this song and dance.
He's also going full Karen over the fact that his precious cherry juice (which does nothing for gout btw) was moved to a different location and calling store managers idiots because he doesn't understand effective store marketing.
I don't know man, the first result from google says the opposite.
While there are no studies about black cherry juice specifically, a 2014 study found that tart cherry juice lowers uric acid — the culprit of gout. Both the lowering of uric acid and the increase in antioxidants may help lessen the number of gout attacks.
hmmm..
ya know, people bitch no one REALLY fucks with DSP, no one really goes after him and I'm not saying anyone should and I'm not going to complain if anyone does but since people REALLY want to.
Youtube is getting a lot of shit for protecting QuantiumTV, it's being pointed out that he shares all the same endearing qualities as out boy here. You know homophobia, racism, toxicity, abusing TOS etc. Like A LOT shit for it.
Unlike DSP there's not a paste bin of time stamped examples of QTV saying these things. If one was so inclined one could Philly-back on to this outrage with "and Darksydephil too...look here! Listen"
I doubt it'll do something, shit I doubt this QTV outrage will do anything but you never know.
(I don't disagree with you. Just want to point something out.) More than a week ago he felt compelled somehow (low tips lol) to say that tips pay for everything. "Everything" sounds all encompassing.
Mandatory Begging and Gaslighting Segment
"I am not even close to that level (on Twitch)." -> Tips Tracker
"I can't have my kahntributions via tips dry up. That's how I pay for everything."
"The last thing I would want to do is to be dishonest with you guys... That I definitely don't want to do."
It doesn't matter what the issue might be, Phil will lie, exaggerate or gaslight. Always and without exception.
I think the best way to understand, not only, Phil's narcissism is to look at depictions of the mythological Narcissus. Although I really like the exceptional video by Baxter Zevchenko, I usually dislike to overcomplicate things with explaining the same thing over and over again with different words (especially most academics who want to justify their existence). "A picture is worth a 1000 words" is not just an adage. For me all that's important is to understand the concept / the essence. Like, if you understand to concept of addition, you can easily go "if 1+1 is 2 it means that 3+4 must be 7." You don't have to memorize all possible equations.
Narcissus is lost/trapped in his own reflection (as punishment for being an asshole) till death. He or rather his reflection is the only thing that matters, deserves love. Blind to his surroundings. Starring into the abyss.
Phil has no friends, no kids, no wife, no interests, no hobbies, no knowledge, no wealth, no health, no culture, no drive, no spine. All he has is a distorted self-image of himself that has to be upheld at all costs - larping as a mature adult. Without it he would be even less than now. Probably suicide.
I wish I was in the US I’d be fucking with him directly all the time in videogames for the kek. The time zone doesn’t really allow me to fuck with him ingame (he’s also a massive faggot and doesn’t play multiplayer games often anymore) feelsbad.
Also why does he have so many fucking spergs that troll shield and protect him all the time? I swear they see their own projections in him or something. Also a big community of people who pretend to hate him and then just shower him with money (DBS)
What i mean by "don't fuck with him directly" is don't do things like swatting. I don't mean taking the piss out of him by posting clips on reddit or telling people who he is.
Its not troll shielding to have a personal preference of "I don't think it would be wise to swat this guy or run up on him and deck him" if you wanna do those things go right ahead I won't stop you but I will laugh as your dragged away by the police.
If anyone actually wants an expert opinion about cherries for gout, here's the excerpt from UpToDate (a high quality medical source you have to actually pay for).
I highlighted the takeaway:
Basically this fat fuck should still be taking allopurinol which he presumably isn't.
He's also going full Karen over the fact that his precious cherry juice (which does nothing for gout btw) was moved to a different location and calling store managers idiots because he doesn't understand effective store marketing.
Had a similar experience today. Was looking for freezer bags and they weren't at the usual place they're at... so I just asked an employee and they told me where they were now. I can imagine Phail waddled up and down the store looking for his holy cherry juice for half an hour because he's too much of a socially awkward hermit to just speak to one of the employees.
wow, he really has a hate boner for digital women.
Meets Serana, his entire mannerism becomes agressive
Gives her a sarcastic response right off the bat, cause you know pixels can hear you.
Then to shit talk a FICTIONAL CHARACTER he goes on this single digit iq rant about how she makes no sense cause a vampire's legs would have atrophied.
Centuries old undead blood drinking creatures of the night who can turn into bats or mist that have mind control powers in a world with magic, zombies, rats of unusual size, elves, ye older robots, teleportation, magic shouting, tree spirits and dragons it's hard to believe that they wouldn't rot away hybirnating for centuries.
If anyone actually wants an expert opinion about cherries for gout, here's the excerpt from UpToDate (a high quality medical source you have to actually pay for).
I highlighted the takeaway: View attachment 3366136
Basically this fat fuck should still be taking allopurinol which he presumably isn't.
I don't know man, the first result from google says the opposite.
While there are no studies about black cherry juice specifically, a 2014 study found that tart cherry juice lowers uric acid — the culprit of gout. Both the lowering of uric acid and the increase in antioxidants may help lessen the number of gout attacks.
He's previously confirmed that's what he gets and acknowledged it tastes terrible, he said he just forces it down everyday for the purported health benefits. Obviously he could be lying but I doubt it based on how much he bitches about the increased price.
