SO! Chinny swears
"this time for realz, Guise!" she's through with the "Ejyptshun Gordon Ramsey"...I had to go back and check to see if I'd correctly heard what she said during that deleted "Beezin' & Boozin'-stream"...
Josh Moon? O'Rly, Chins?
SO! What if Jersh did go on his next episode of "MATI" and said he wanted to
...urp..."Claim you?"
Just think of the possibilities unlocked by such a union. Positively. Limitless.
Chins would fershur hop on the very next flight to Croatia in a heart (attack) beat, jacked-up, chompin' at the bit, packing both a lock-pick
and a crowbar so it'd be foolproof that she'd "get into his house."
AND! This hook-up would instantly become one of the most infamous pairings in contemporary (Eastern European) history. Such would be their notoriety in the Eastern Bloc that the duo might be ushered in as "the 21st Century's answer to
Nicolae and Elena Ceaușescu."
AND! Automatically, they'd be the Interwebz most talked-about "power couple."
(Eat yer heart out, Clara and Negz.)
SO! They'd need an appropriate "notorious power couple" celebrity sobriquet...like "Brangelina" or "KimYe." How about...
Notorious + Marie + Olive + Josh = "NoMOJO."
OR! To underline Chinny's status as a Kiwi LOLcow...
Foodie + Moon = "FooMoo."
AND! In the same way that Madonna named a tour "Blond Ambition," Chinny could call a Croatian Jolly Holiday and Kiwi Love Quest her "Baltic Bald-Chick Bad Bitch" tour, or the "Baltic Bald-Faced Liar -
Just Kidding! " tour.
BUT! If Chins got her favorite online store for ham-colored clothing to sponsor her trip, she could call it the "Sordid Horrid Torrid" tour.
AND! Jersh could spin-off a version of "MATI" co-hosted with Chins called...
YouTube + Kiwi + Chantal + Null = The "WhY-We? ChaNull."
OR!, As the acronym "
MATI" stands for "
Mad
At
The
Internet," Josh could likewise use an acronym for their shared show. Call it...
"FUPA"
i.e.: Fucked-Up People & A-Logs