DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Piece of Peace said:
If anyone actually wants an expert opinion about cherries for gout, here's the excerpt from UpToDate (a high quality medical source you have to actually pay for).
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Basically this fat fuck should still be taking allopurinol which he presumably isn't.
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>In addition, the mitigating effect of cherry intake on flare recurrence was reduced during periods of increased alcohol consumption

Looks like Dave needs to put the gin bottle down if he wants his magic cherry juice to work.
 
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Brownshirt Freshman said:
Just baffles me, man. Ralph gets his ass beat, everyone thinks it's hilarious. Wings gets a NYT article, everyone is laughing. But here just mentioning any miniscule trolling and people will cry. I'm here to be entertained and it seems like some want to make sure that doesn't happen.
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I think this moral grand standing of fucking around and waiting for things to happen to DSP is pathetic. If people want to fuck with him they should.

The bank leaks are the best example of people fucking with Phil, it was the total confirmation of every theory on why he's poor.

People turning up to Phils house would be great too, if Frank Hassle began following Phil around the supermarket telling him he dropped his dogs we would all love it.

If Phil got 10% of the shit Wings got Phil would be in tears on stream everyday. The one thing that keeps phil safe is he won't talk to anyone, stream with anyone or even go online with anyone. He's kind of untouchable... So if people started to turn up at his door I'd find that interesting. I don't know how piggy would handle it.

Piece of Peace said:
If anyone actually wants an expert opinion about cherries for gout, here's the excerpt from UpToDate (a high quality medical source you have to actually pay for).
I highlighted the takeaway:
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Basically this fat fuck should still be taking allopurinol which he presumably isn't.
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Drug industry advises people to take drugs.

I am shocked.
 
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Brownshirt Freshman said:
Some of my favorite gold dust is when he tries to backseat business. "Why do they need to advertise their own stuff", because they are still competing with name brands you fucking retard. Also it's an endcap bro, which makes it easier to find which is the whole point of them. These rants just further expose how insanely out of touch with anything work related he is.
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It is part of his narcissism and child like mind really.
He is the best at business. All these other businesses don't know what they are doing.

He doesn't seem to realize that these businesses are built up of many layers that run it and they are just like him.
They have to get up out of bed.
Put on slippers.
Go downstairs.
Make coffee.
Drink the coffee.
Get in the shower.
Take a shower.(which he doesn't do)
Get out of the shower.
Put on clothes.
Go out the door by using their hands. etc etc.

But no, he bypasses all that and doesn't think much more than whatever his entitled ass doesn't get or is inconvenienced. He's the genius here and expects others to not know how mature adults work including things like ordering stock for stores and shipping times and typical shit like supply and demand.

He is 100% just talking out of his ass because no one can correct him.
 
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I turn up to DDM’s and I see Phil struggling to go through a gate… on Skyrim.

Riveting gameplay, definitely worth the $150 tithe.
 
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Piece of Peace said:
He's previously confirmed that's what he gets and acknowledged it tastes terrible, he said he just forces it down everyday for the purported health benefits. Obviously he could be lying but I doubt it based on how much he bitches about the increased price.
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Okay, my mistake. I just thought that no one would be stupid enough to force themselves to drink that shit. If you're ever curious, try it. I never thought a fruit juice could taste so fucking awful.
 
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Wasabi Panda said:
wow, he really has a hate boner for digital women.

Meets Serana, his entire mannerism becomes agressive
Gives her a sarcastic response right off the bat, cause you know pixels can hear you.
Then to shit talk a FICTIONAL CHARACTER he goes on this single digit iq rant about how she makes no sense cause a vampire's legs would have atrophied.

Centuries old undead blood drinking creatures of the night who can turn into bats or mist that have mind control powers in a world with magic, zombies, rats of unusual size, elves, ye older robots, teleportation, magic shouting, tree spirits and dragons it's hard to believe that they wouldn't rot away hybirnating for centuries.

sure phil, sure...
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These vampires aren’t even the same as traditional ones. They CAN go into sunlight and are usually found WITH garlic near them or in their houses.

It’s fucking magic. What a dildo he is, he literally just hates the female form and it seeps out into these weird virgin screeches every time he feels a slight ting in his little pecker for anything that’s not Poison from streets of rage.
 
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I feel like the high handed, "pffft you get angry at a person online? what a virgin" attitude is fucking gay and probably a cope for some internal faggotry because it is in actuality, the more needlessly antagonistic, masturbatory behavior of the two. Maybe I like getting angry and ranting because its fun, anger is not bad unless you are a literal faggot or a covert incel freak larping like a monastic chad who turned his life around after taking up lifting and reading some self help book legitimately written for the mentally disabled. I get it, you're better than me because you never experience outsized reactions to public figures who have no direct impact on your life.
 
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