🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[MediocreMilt]

Ralph got swatted:
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"Normally I have my fiance and my baby here, but they left."

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

But Ralph, you are engaged to a pedophile.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Ralph got swatted:
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Ralph getting welfare checked is not swatting and is boring. He’s so desperate for anything to happen to give him something to talk about, it’s sad.

"Normally I have my fiance and my baby here, but they left."

Now we know why we haven’t seen any happy family reunion photos - Pantsu got the fuck out of there. Lmao

 

[Victory Leo]

if Ralph gets dumped by a troonjfyjng child molesting horse and enters another custody battle that will be a whole new fucking low

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

if Ralph gets dumped by a troonjfyjng child molesting horse and enters another custody battle that will be a whole new fucking low

Much like the Faith departure he will try to keep it quiet as long as possible out of pure panic.

I thought he left for Lisbon due to a break up, nothing has convinced me otherwise so far. He defensively posted photos of May after we called him out on his rage leaving but they were probably just random photos he had on his phone from last month. I mean he had to resort to using a photo of Rozy on a public changing table, indicates not many fairly recent photos to share.

He hasn’t said Jack shit about his happy return to his baby mama and baby, or any new photos, since getting back.

Until I see May deliver him a Starbucks on a live stream I’m assuming she’s back at daddy’s hiding from the rage pig.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

"Normally I have my fiance and my baby here, but they left."

Wasn’t May’s car not in the photo when corn and pork was left on the porch while Ralph was in Europe?

 

[The Sh]

Wasn’t May’s car not in the photo when corn and pork was left on the porch while Ralph was in Europe?

shes literally on stream with him right now or just was

 

[Natogf]

What is up with this stupid small hat? Is his head just that fat? Is it some gay fashion thing? How did a pig put a hat on with hooves?

pic: pig drinking regularly sized beer

 

[break these cuffs]

What is up with this stupid small hat? Is his head just that fat? Is it some gay fashion thing? How did a pig put a hat on with hooves?

pic: pig drinking regularly sized beer
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Someone said it was a hat he bought for Reroll when he was spotted wearing it in Lisbon.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Ralph got "swatted" (Welfare Check):
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I can't stand when lolcows lie about a welfare check being swatting. Two cops knocking on your door and asking you if you are okay isn't even in the same realm of reality as a team of men with AR-15's kicking your door in.

 

[Smarty Pants]

The wellness check results came in negative because apparently Pantsu took the baby and ran lmao. I wonder if she stayed in the house to look after his dog while he was in Portugo or did he pull an Alice on the old pupper.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

The wellness check results came in negative because apparently Pantsu took the baby and ran lmao. I wonder if she stayed in the house to look after his dog while he was in Portugo or did he pull an Alice on the old pupper.

After I posted he made May make some sort of appearance on stream according to chat. LMAO. Gunt watches this thread like a hawk. We are the string pullers, he is our fat retard puppet.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Ralph got "swatted" (Welfare Check):
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Where were Pantsu and Roz?

Edit: I'm assuming Panstu went away to make the call in case it would be traced.

 

[Temperance]

Where were Pantsu and Roz?

Edit: I'm assuming Panstu went away to make the call in case it would be traced.

Meigh was out (with Rosie) getting champagne for the Ralphamale. During the previous wellness check she was out getting Starbucks for him.
Very curious timing...

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Much like the Faith departure he will try to keep it quiet as long as possible out of pure panic.

and the nora divorce, he's shown multiple times now that he will pull bullshit and lie, spin, and even convince them to go along with it to save face. Besides the fact that he legitimately lies about everything, I don't believe anything until there's physical undeniable proof otherwise.

 

[3MMA]

pic: pig drinking regularly sized beer

Nice shot of his bruising, weeks later:

Those bruises are a few inches across. Yellow stage, hat matches the bruising & makes the color pop.

 

[Obscura539]

Did Ralph pin up a photo of Pantsu from @John Andrews Stan?

 

[MeltyTW]

I didn’t notice any buckets of paint. There goes the dream of my modern art masterpiece.

Edit: Just a random thought. It seems more often than not, Pantsu and child are never home during these events. I will assume they have no involvement with the calls and just take that she isn’t there when Ralph is often. I wonder if she tries to stay out of the house as much as she can.

what i dont get is why he doesnt just lie about the baby and mantsu shaking in fear in the corner for extra pity points? "and muh babees furst wurds wur daddeee 'sav muh!' CUZ OF YUR BROK DYCK JERSH YEW PEDOUGH!"

if Ralph gets dumped by a troonjfyjng child molesting horse and enters another custody battle that will be a whole new fucking low

legit he may kill himself, even a literal fucking pig if given enough sentience or brain power to just comprehend how humiliating that would be would, i hope, have the shame or sense of self worth to just want to go out and die.

But Ralph, you are engaged to a pedophile.

not engaged ralph is too much of a wigger to actually marry a girl, we know from faith hes no intention of marrying. im sick of accepting any of ralphs clearly bullshit framing

 

[John Andrews Stan]

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Did Ralph pin up a photo of Pantsu from @John Andrews Stan?

Looks like one where I did my damndest to make her look more feminine:

 

[OldSchoolBoxxu]

Where were Pantsu and Roz?

Edit: I'm assuming Panstu went away to make the call in case it would be traced.

The world wonders