DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[DukeMorty]

I never knew a guy who went to a salon unless a few reasons, they are gay or wanted their hair dyed. Other than that every guy I know went to barbers because of the guy talk, the no bs talk if you don't want to talk, and the fact guys tend to do guy cuts better than women since you know they are guys.

I would not be surprised if he goes to the salon to dye his hair. Find it odd his head has no gray hairs but his beard has a shit ton. I know sometimes that can happen where the beard grays out first but still Dave's hair has no gray hairs and looks too black for a guy his age and graying in some parts of his face. He could have good top head genetics but my theory is that he goes to salons because women are nicer to him and wants that mop on his head to be dyed.

Or maybe he thinks salons are fancy places and he thinks fancy things makes it better for his image.
Edit: Misspelled words and my OCD tells me to fix them.

 

[Genichiro]

See, everyone????? Phil is in top notch shape!!! Just look at those non existence triceps!! See how his delts fold over? Perfection! Okay, I can't keep up this bullshit anymore....

Those are arms that struggled to carry a gallon of milk and considered a PS5 heavy.
Next on the list will be losing at arm wrestling to a bored 11 year girl, then you can call yourself Phil the Woman Kowtow, perhaps that may get you the men you want.

 

[capefear56]

I never knew a guy who went to a salon unless a few reasons, they are gay or wanted their hair dyed. Other than that every guy I know went to barbers because of the guy talk, the no bs talk if you don't want to talk, and the fact guys tend to do guy cuts better than women since you know they are guys.

I would not be surprised if he goes to the salon to dye his hair. Find it odd his head has no gray hairs but his beard has a shit ton. I know sometimes that can happen where the beard grays out first but still Dave's hair has no gray hairs and looks too black for a guy his age and graying in some parts of his face. He could have good top head genetics but my theory is that he goes to salons because women are nicer to him and wants that mop on his head to be dyed.

Or maybe he thinks salons are fancy places and he thinks fancy things makes it better for his image.
Edit: Misspelled words and my OCD tells me to fix them.

Hair salons are for vain people. Women, gay men, and narcissists are all vain sorts. It really is as simple as "peepul judge me based on my looks. i can drop $60 and the hair person will do my hair real good so peepul will not make fun of me".

Someone went and told him this:

was not a good look, so he's throwing money at the problem and hoping it'll go away.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I assume its rare for a man to get a cut at a salon unless he's gay. The women at Curls and twirls must think phil is a beard or something. What dude would not go to a fucking barber shop? lmao. I want to be in an out as fast as possible. I dont give a fuck about getting my hair washed and color.

I've always gone to salons since most of the females I dated worked at them. Nothing like getting a good shampoo massage too. Plus, scenery!
Phail can't go to a barber because:
1) he thinks women are beneath him plus he can flex about being a 'con-tent creator'
2) guys in the barber shop would expose him in a hot second.

Conspiracy theory. Doesn't make much sense why he would fake them either.

While the tax numbers don't work, it would be far from a conspiracy theory.
I can only assume you don't know how street 3 card monte works. If Phail tipped himself, it would essentially be this. Draw marks in to join the fun:

When the mark arrives at the Three-card Monte game, it is likely that a number of other players will be seen winning and losing money at the game. The people engaged in playing the game are often shills, confederates of the dealer who pretend to play so as to give the illusion of a straight gambling game.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three-card_Monte#Drawing_a_player_in

 

[Croppered]

I assume its rare for a man to get a cut at a salon unless he's gay. The women at Curls and twirls must think phil is a beard or something. What dude would not go to a fucking barber shop? lmao. I want to be in an out as fast as possible. I dont give a fuck about getting my hair washed and color.

They don’t even have porn mags at the barbers for Phil to wretch at anymore.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Holy shit the actual apex of physical health.

https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx_LEVYA-XwMe1zE8uKzPBBfgTpMSKSh_w

Fuckin walked less than 500ft and he was fuckin winded? Press x to doubt since Dave exaggerates fuckin everything but the fact that he thinks that not breaking into a sweat while doing a basic task that any non-invalid can do is an accomplishment is fuckin amazing.

Also I guess he longer has the body building muscles he claimed that he'd have forever.

 

[Iron Hamster]

They don’t even have porn mags at the barbers for Phil to wretch at anymore.

Not even these?:

Spoiler

 

[capefear56]

NO TIME TO WORKOUT D00D! GIN O CLOCK AND DOORDASH ARE HARD TO WORK AROUND!

HOW DO I RUN WHEN I'M PISSED FACED DRUNK ALL THE TIME??

 

[Cyber Bowling]

I think with the salon stuff, it's probably a case of Phil just going to the same place that Khet goes to. Partly because he's emulating what he did with his mom because, well, he's Phil. But I also think it's part of Phil's reluctance to go anywhere on his own. Granted, it sounds like they mostly do styling for people, but assuming they have horse options as well, I imagine Phil books an appointment at the same time as Khet so she can drive them there/back.

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

Phil is more out of shape than his body looks. I'm pretty sure wings could outrun his ass, Phil is a decrepit old hermit with clear nutrient deficiency whose actual age if you asked some random dude, would say he's late 40's or in his 50's. If you're out of breath doing something as simple as checking your mail, you really need to rethink what the fuck you're doing in life.

 

[LolCowCentral]

Off topic but I was curious So he jumped up about 300 in gifted memberships which are about 5.00 each ? So the whales have to keep up their tips and superchats as well as an extra 1500 a month for memberships?

Or am I wrong and it's cheaper than 5.00 for a membership?

 

[Surly Muppet]

Phil has very likely been promised $150 tonight. His intro beg tonight explicitly mentioned that he wasn't expecting to hit $150 tonight, and now there are two whale accounts, very likely the same person, hucking money at him with meme messages about how much they love him/want to see the goals.

If he hits $150, this is yet another indicator that there is at least one whale with whom he is making arrangements, and that he has still not learned how to hide that.
Which, once again, is a scam. You set a tip goal, then the whale drip feeds you money while you try to tell everyone you don't expect it so that they'll also pitch in to alleviate strain from the whale that promised you the amount to begin with.

EDIT: And there it is.
"I'm receiving kind words regularly."
He has a handful of whales sucking him off with the same messages on socks. And remember, Phil can see who is actually saying this.
So he's legitimately pretending that this is coming from a bunch of randoms when he knows it is a handful of people. Pretty fucked up.

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

Off topic but I was curious So he jumped up about 300 in gifted memberships which are about 5.00 each ? So the whales have to keep up their tips and superchats as well as an extra 1500 a month for memberships?

Or am I wrong and it's cheaper than 5.00 for a membership?

Unlike Twitch, memberships can be fixed to whatever the channel owner wants it to be, and there can be multiple tiers. Youtube recommends (based on popular price points) but it's in the hands of the channel owner.

 

[capefear56]

This is an obvious OISock btw. Thousands of favorited videos and only the most recent one is related to DSP and it's a detractor video. Do you honestly think people fall for such obvious shit or do you get some sort of weird kick out of watching people point out your obvious social engineering? @JimJimJim

 

[Jose Cuervo]

I think with the salon stuff, it's probably a case of Phil just going to the same place that Khet goes to. Partly because he's emulating what he did with his mom because, well, he's Phil. But I also think it's part of Phil's reluctance to go anywhere on his own. Granted, it sounds like they mostly do styling for people, but assuming they have horse options as well, I imagine Phil books an appointment at the same time as Khet so she can drive them there/back.

I could be wrong on this, but if my memory doesn’t fail me I believe he went to the same hairdresser even when he was with Leanna.

When the hairdresser went to a new salon further away from him, he still refused to change and kept going to the same hairdresser.

Besides going to a salon to dye his hair, my theory is that Phil refuses to go somewhere else because of autism, and I do mean actual autism.

 

[Dona Morte]

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This is an obvious OISock btw. Thousands of favorited videos and only the most recent one is related to DSP and it's a detractor video. Do you honestly think people fall for such obvious shit or do you get some sort of weird kick out of watching people point out your obvious social engineering? @JimJimJim

Bahrain must be REALLY boring if Phil is entertaining.
Carry on chap.
You should also send that computer over with some spicy pictures to Phil now.

 

[actually]

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This is an obvious OISock btw. Thousands of favorited videos and only the most recent one is related to DSP and it's a detractor video. Do you honestly think people fall for such obvious shit or do you get some sort of weird kick out of watching people point out your obvious social engineering? @JimJimJim

Bahrain must be REALLY boring if Phil is entertaining.
Carry on chap.
You should also send that computer over with some spicy pictures to Phil now.

To play devil's advocate, this YouTube account has been regularly following channels (put the channel link here: https://xxluke.de/subscription-history/), including several Wings-related ones as well as DSPGaming and other DSP detractor channels without any obvious breakpoints, and if you search the name "trentjh6", a reddit account (https://www.reddit.com/user/trentjh6/) shows up with the same fascination with Juiceworld (who is the PFP on the YouTube account). It's an instance where the 'tism could be some new dipshit.

 

[marlintan]

This also justifies him getting a hotel in the city. Sure, a hotel 2-3 hours away seems maybe a bit wasteful, but it allows you to get in a whole day of seeing the sights, and enjoying the night life.

Nigger don't pretend like you gonna drive 3 hours back from a day of vacation. I get hotels in sand and stonio which is less than 2 hours away, if i'm going for a good time, i expect to pay for a good time, not hassle.

 

[capefear56]

To play devil's advocate, this YouTube account has been regularly following channels (put the channel link here: https://xxluke.de/subscription-history/), including several Wings-related ones as well as DSPGaming and other DSP detractor channels without any obvious breakpoints, and if you search the name "trentjh6", a reddit account (https://www.reddit.com/user/trentjh6/) shows up with the same fascination with Juiceworld (who is the PFP on the YouTube account). It's an instance where the 'tism could be some new dipshit.

Looks very legit to me. Totally not a sock he's been sitting on for a month.

I mean he's changed the username to something which doesn't show up as a result in any google search. It's not hard to buy cracked accounts so I don't know why the fact that someone once owned this account is particularly convincing.

 

[actually]

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Looks very legit to me. Totally not a sock he's been sitting on for a month.

I'm not saying it's not OIC. I'm just pointing out that the account has been actively subscribing to channels for 2+ years without any significant gaps, so it's not one of those ones that has no activity for a decade and suddenly springs to life.