Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

Imagine being such a scumbag that you sign away your rights to your only child, and then when someone else raises your kid for you, you go online, call them names, and tell them you're going to shit on their grave

 

[Potion_Time]

So why was he called Pringles Can Jon?

 

[get-tar manajerk]

RIP PCJ

edit: not the time for speculation, not respectful to the family. I've just become more and more furious at sudden deaths that have been happening around me, and it just upsets me. I hope Pat isn't actually pleased about this though. I found it hard to imagine him having any sort of empathy even before seeing the tweets about shitting on the guys grave. I really hope he's not sick in the head enough to want his daughters life to be shit, just for his own ego. I have a bad feeling he is though. I don't think anyone has been exaggerating much about him in this thread. This actually really sucks.

 

[Mikoyan]

Ancient pictures from the model-building club Rick and PCJ belonged to. This was likely the first time PCJ laid eyes on Adrienne:
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Judgment Debtor Tomlinson was only skinny-fat back then.

Nobody gonna, you know, correct her stance or anything? Yeep.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

So why was he called Pringles Can Jon?

Because he always carried a Pringles can filled with candy wherever he went

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

He was called Pringles can because the size of his ENORMOUS DICK especially when he claimed Patrick’s first wife for himself right in front of him.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

This is shocking and deeply saddening news. Poor Adrienne, Annabelle and siblings. Thank God they had PCJ in the first place, but they must be in complete devastation right now.

How long till Pat is impersonating pests on the funeral home guestbook?

 

[instythot]

I really hope this guys didn’t know about us, he was a really kind man.

I’ll say a prayer for him.

He might not have known about us, but he did know about the rascals to a degree. After all, he is the person who let us know during a rascal conducted interview that Patrick refused two proposals that would have kept him in Annabelle's life to some degree

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

How long till Pat is impersonating pests on the funeral home guestbook?

I only hope they reply to any trolls with "Reported for atalking and harassment, child."

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I have some very sad news. Pringles Can Jon (Jonathan Snyder) has died. PCJ is the man who raised Patrick's daughter after Pat voluntarily signed away all his rights as a parent. After Pat abandoned his daughter PCJ stepped up and became her father, he was truly a great man.

RIP

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Here's the obituary:

https://www.wiscnews.com/news/local/obituaries/jonathan-jon-snyder/article_3d1a4b16-b4e7-5e5a-a396-6439d563aaa7.html

https://archive.ph/F7NNG

Pat's biological daughter Annabelle was listed as Jon's kid (which she is):

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Here is a much younger Jon in the lappening photo. Observe Pat looking on gleefully as his wife falls in love with a far superior man:

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Reminder:

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Pat has repeatedly threatened to deface Jon's grave if Jon died first. Pat has yet to tweet anything since Jon's death was announced.

 

[Shaka Brah]

I really hope this guys didn’t know about us, he was a really kind man.

I’ll say a prayer for him.

I hope nobody in the family hears about Patrick (or us alogs) for the rest of their lives. Even if they never figure out Kiwi Farms existed, Rick isn't the kind of biological father you want to get back into contact with. We can just hope Annabelle never cares enough about him to try.

 

[Mr Moonface]

He's finally tweeted after an uncharacteristic five-hour break from twitter. Just more politics nonsense:

For anyone new to the thread, Pat is a chronic alcoholic whose tweets get more deranged as the night drags on. He may get drunk enough to tweet about Jon's passing, he might not.

 

[Flávia’s Cleaning Service]

Good Night Sweet Prince.

Pringle Can Jon brought joy to the heart of a woman trapped in a loveless marriage by showing her what real emotional and physical love felt like.
He brought joy to a baby girl, abandoned by a worthless deadbeat “father” and made sure she would never have to experience life without a dad. And he brought joy to the denizens of a humble drama webforum by allowing us to relish in his tales of triumph.

Pringle Can Jon is a credit to the human species. He is the rare exception that gave back to the world far more than he ever took. He will be sorely missed. I don’t know what the afterlife entails, I just know that Jonathan Snyder has earned the very best of it.

‘Til we meet again, friend.

 

[Bearstack]

Here's the obituary:

https://www.wiscnews.com/news/local/obituaries/jonathan-jon-snyder/article_3d1a4b16-b4e7-5e5a-a396-6439d563aaa7.html

https://archive.ph/F7NNG

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Pat has repeatedly threatened to deface Jon's grave if Jon died first. Pat has yet to tweet anything since Jon's death was announced.

Joke's on Fatty. Mr. Snyder (may he RIP) is going to be cremated, hence "inurnment" in the obit. No place for Pat to shit except on his next Zoom call.

I bet he'd love to get his hands on that urn, though. Get himself a little extra pepper to spice up the pepperoni. After all, Portage is nominally only 90 minutes from Milwaukee. An eighteen-cylinder Mustang, being driven at drunken-retard speed, could cover the distance in less time than a stumble down North Avenue from Farwell to Oakland.

 

[get-tar manajerk]

Fatrick will live with two shames. He sued the kiwi farms and lost, and willingly let his daughter be raised by another man. Which is the bigger shame is up to you, child.

There's definitely more than 2 shames.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

I have some very sad news. Pringles Can Jon (Jonathan Snyder) has died. PCJ is the man who raised Patrick's daughter after Pat voluntarily signed away all his rights as a parent. After Pat abandoned his daughter PCJ stepped up and became her father, he was truly a great man.

RIP

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Here's the obituary:

https://www.wiscnews.com/news/local/obituaries/jonathan-jon-snyder/article_3d1a4b16-b4e7-5e5a-a396-6439d563aaa7.html

https://archive.ph/F7NNG

Pat's biological daughter Annabelle was listed as Jon's kid (which she is):

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Here is a much younger Jon in the lappening photo. Observe Pat looking on gleefully as his wife falls in love with a far superior man:

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Reminder:

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Pat has repeatedly threatened to deface Jon's grave if Jon died first. Pat has yet to tweet anything since Jon's death was announced.

Rest in peace, Jon. You weren't her father in blood, but were her father in heart.

 

[Baked Al-Aqsa]

Jeez, this must be especially horrible for the kids. Losing your dad at any age sucks as it is. Losing your dad as a child is something I would never wish upon anyone under any circumstance.

Is there some sort of support system going on? A gofundme or something maybe?

 

[RainwaterDrop]

I hope nobody in the family hears about Patrick (or us alogs) for the rest of their lives. Even if they never figure out Kiwi Farms existed, Rick isn't the kind of biological father you want to get back into contact with. We can just hope Annabelle never cares enough about him to try.

I don't follow Fatrick much due to his incessantly annoying personality and the pitiful tough guy act he insists on doing, but precisely, nobody deserves this. Grief is a bitch to deal with without some random assholes going out of their way to be a nuisance to the family, let alone a fucker like this guy who can be expected to crash the funeral as a display of ego!

Either way, my condolences to the family and here's hoping Fatrick has the decency of letting them grieve in peace!

 

[Roccosmoderndeath1]

Having a father for 10 years is better than none at all. He wasn't a step dad, he was the dad that stepped up. All we can do now is pray for healing, and for Jon's earnings to have been as fat as his cock so his family can have some substantial survivor benefit. Even in his death, he will be more of a provider than Pat could ever be. Rest easy Jon.

 

[get-tar manajerk]

Pat can't do anything without posting it on social media. If he does gloat about this it'll be in a way that Annabelle is able to see. I can't imagine how shitty that would feel.