Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votes: 599 24.8%
  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votes: 1,302 53.8%
  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 517 21.4%

  • Total voters
    2,418
Ralph instead of doing the smart thing and just dabbing on Flam only he decided to tie Metokur with it and like usual it doesn't go well for Ralph because Metokur brought up the time he invited Chaggot to killstream bowling event.
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"YALL AYLAWGS ARE TIED TO FLAM" ralph we have a thread mocking him and even people who support usually anyone against you like i do started to get annoyed with flam well before this. its only a bad association if we say "lol flam based haterz btfo" after hes outed like you do with all your child molester friends like chaggot and your girlfriend. im sorry that youre so retarded you think literally all it takes is having spoken with someone on not too negative terms who happened to turn out to be a pedo to be able to reverse uno cancel someone but it takes alot more
 
"your top guy"

I genuinely can no longer tell how much of what Ralph says/thinks is kayfabe for his audience, or if he actually believes in the Great Metokur Conspiracy.
Ralph randomly brings up Metokur a propose of absolutely nothing several times a day on every single stream since Jim made him cry on the Jarbo stream. Jim's twitter is one of his top 2 most visited websites (the other being this board).

He is more obsessed with Jim than teenage girls were with Justin Beiber in the 2010's.

He absolutely believes in the Metocentric Solar System.
 
I'm going with 100% believes in the great Metokur conspiracy.

Ralph was more upset at Metokur laughing at him getting beat up than the guy that actually beat him up. Ralph said he couldn't meet Keemstar's conditions because Metokur would call him a sellout. Ralph 100% has Metokur living rent-free in his head.
Im a metokur spy tasked with watching for ralphamale movement in Texas

Ralph will read this and not come to texas now
 
Even if it's just ragepig talk, Jim has a right to be worried, considering that he has the balls to go to Portugal (twice)!
It didn't require balls to go to Portugal. It required a keen sense of stupidity to bait people who did in fact turn up and thump the shit out of him. Twice. He has no balls, what he has is a response mechanism of "fight" because he has no other choice, he knows he will lose a fight and so just fronts up not because he is brave, but because he is a coward - he doesn't even fight back, he just cowers while the punches roll over him. He doesn't even try and has his whole life learned that running away just gets you beaten harder, so he sticks around for what's coming.

Like a little sissy he always scream "Police!! Save me!!" or points to others to subdue his attacker. He never EVER actually wears the fight.

It takes a special kind of cunt to leave his new born and partner and go off and have a good time with whores in Portugal.

I do not know what is more sad that he left his newborn, or took her twitter and message access away so he could pretend she sent messages in support go his absence. Sad sad sad.

Really, Ralph should be doing workshops for poor black guys and white trash who want nothing to do with their kids and how to avoid their roles as fathers and to make it look like the woman's idea.
 
It takes a special kind of cunt to leave his new born and partner and go off and have a good time with whores in Portugal.
whats funny to me is ralph thinks the issue is the "exaggeration" at the number of solo trips when even taking just one not too far away this recent would get you rightfully shunned in any other friend group not populated entirely by incels and pedophile rapists.
It didn't require balls to go to Portugal. It required a keen sense of stupidity to bait people who did in fact turn up and thump the shit out of him. Twice. He has no balls, what he has is a response mechanism of "fight" because he has no other choice, he knows he will lose a fight and so just fronts up not because he is brave, but because he is a coward - he doesn't even fight back, he just cowers while the punches roll over him. He doesn't even try and has his whole life learned that running away just gets you beaten harder, so he sticks around for what's coming.
thats what gets me, its obvious ralph did the minimum possible to try and bait alogs into thinking hell fight people and yet people still think he has some level of test. he doesnt, staying because youre worried more about being tonka when you think the police will help you like a woman isnt manly. lest we forget he was in portugal to bitch out of a fight with tardski in the first place. if cog wasnt filming hed legit have blown cog and dan in the streets and then just ranted with brit cum on his lip that cog was the bitch and hes relpha. beyond the ego the moment he just overtly runs on cam from a fight more so than he did when he physically backed form dan yelling for cops his career is just dead, not even the killstream krew or nick himself would accept being associated with that level of bitch
If you have to ask if Ethan is just who he acts like all the time you are doing it wrong. The ‘I am playing a character’ excuse got old two years ago. This is just how he is.
has ethan ever actually said that btw? it seems like that started from people in disbelief that one could be that retarded rather than any statement or excuse from the gunt. the closest i can think of was him trying to pass off ralphamale phrase as ironic when he got bullied for it and he had some actual copes like money to fall back on
 
If Ralph was smarter I would think he is stirring up drama to try to bolster his dwindling cash flow. Picking higher tier internet personalities so that he can hopefully attract more fans with the increased coverage.

Too bad he is too stupid to think of it and too incompetent to succeed even if he tried.
 
If Ralph was smarter I would think he is stirring up drama to try to bolster his dwindling cash flow. Picking higher tier internet personalities so that he can hopefully attract more fans with the increased coverage.

Too bad he is too stupid to think of it and too incompetent to succeed even if he tried.
I think he gets it. It became harder and harder to control seethe once he was no longer riding on Medicare's coattails. It took a lot of effort to maintain relationships for the grift. He's realized that he can still make money giving into his desire to be a total cunt. Using kayfabe as an excuse to play the heel allows him to be the asshole he always was. The big difference is that not only are his words and actions genuine, but the consequences of them are too.
 
Would also be unlikely to be of use because it wouldn't do shit unless he decided to go their house or Jade's work, at which point the cops would be called anyway.
pl; as having been in a similar situation before, if i were them my biggest concern would be the rage pig trying to holler at my friends/coworkers or generally just people in my area. a restraining order would prevent him from going straight to jade’s work but doesn’t prevent much else.

i doubt ralph will do shit. and if he gets to the point where he would go through with it, he’d probably be arrested first for doing other stupid shit along the way. if i were jim i would much rather ralph show up at my house and be able to shoot him than dox my job. at least then the situation is more contained and ralph wouldn’t have to resort to going around the whole city shoving a camera in peoples faces and asking if they know who mr. metokur is.

i feel for them though, it’s really not a fun situation to be in and i can’t imagine how much worse it is when it’s in front of such an audience.
 
I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that the reason Ralph calls Flamenco Metokur's "top guy" (and why he is so assblasted about the whole thing), is because that is how he saw himself in the past.
It's more obvious than ever that he had some weird perception of their relationship where he saw himself as having Metokur's favor and expected things from him that he didn't get like Metokur and when he sees someone else getting them he gets extremely bothered by it.
So he lashes out and attacks anyone he sees as getting any type of favor from Metokur.
 
Top Guy is a Wresting reference. FTR a Tag Team in AEW have been saying they're Top Guys since their days in the WWE.
So, how much of this is Ralph using wrestling terms as a metaphor because that's what he's familiar with, and how much of it is the result of him genuinely believing that his career and life at this point is like some kind of IRL WWE experience?
 
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So, how much of this is Ralph using wrestling terms as a metaphor because that's what he's familiar with, and how much of it is it the result of him genuinely believing that his career and life at this point is like some kind of IRL WWE experience?
It's the byproduct of growing up without a father in the house and being raised by a single mom.
 
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Ralph:
- engaged to paedophile lolicon
- Flamenco was a co-host
- Thirsted over McKenzie Rittenhouse, she was 16
- Said he wouldn't mind going younger if the law allows it
- Likely met Nora when she was below 18
- Glazed at photos of Soph, making weird noises
- Convicted sex offender
- Platformed Chaggot, who is a paedophile and a child exploiter
- Platformed Mr. Girl, paedophile apologist
- Looked at child porn with Warski

Jim:
- Yelled at a child molester, who was eventually imprisoned for 10 years (Spanish Inquisition / some other name)
- Laughed at Flamenco's retarded antics

Dunno Ralph, you're not in the right position to ridicule anyone.
 
So, how much of this is Ralph using wrestling terms as a metaphor because that's what he's familiar with, and how much of it is it the result of him genuinely believing that his career and life at this point is like some kind of IRL WWE experience?
Slightly off topic, but you know what's weird?

Both DSP and Ralph are obviously big wrestling fans. They both obviously love doing low effort streams. Yet neither does the obvious "watch along" during a PPV.

It's almost like they have the self-awareness to realize being wrestling fans makes them lame, but not the self-awareness to constantly bring up pro wrestling references. I dunno; it's just weird. Especially for all the things those two have to be ashamed of.....
 
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