Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[Willis Vargnes]

Jim isn’t going to fool around with Ralph. Period.

Ralph turns up and Jim (because he is actually sane) will threaten to call the cops. He will tell Ralph he has called the cops if Ralph doesn’t leave or doesn’t back down or does any bullshit to the house or tries to touch the front door, Jim will confront him if he feels the need to protect himself or his property and he will shoot him dead. Period.

There will be no saga outside the house or driveway or any such shit because it is Jim’s castle and if Ralph doesn’t know that Jim is in fact a no-bullshitter then he is a fool (again).

Jim has an immune condition so he won’t be out on the sidewalk talking to a dirty; viral loaded pig like Ralph that spits and probably farts viral loads.

My only hope is Ralph tries the front door and finds out what it’s like to have a .35 give his gunt a back door.

Even if it's just ragepig talk, Jim has a right to be worried, considering that he has the balls to go to Portugal (twice)!

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Do you think that the gunt is thick enough to act as body armour? I'm genuinely curious.

no, his skin is thinner than tissue paper. Nigger starts bleeding with any punch thrown

 

[Bush King]

Imagining Ralph squealing on the ground about how he loved Jim with a hole in his gunt from Jade's concealed carry makes me warm and fuzzy inside. A man can dream.

 

[CohenManischewitz]

Anyone noticing how most all of Metokur's most recent tweets somebody has DMCA'd the clips he used and got a bunch of accounts he interacted with suspended..
whom ever could it be?

 

[JAKL II]

Anyone noticing how most all of Metokur's most recent tweets somebody has DMCA'd the clips he used and got a bunch of accounts he interacted with suspended..
whom ever could it be?View attachment 3364579

>shows 14 tweets
>"Anyone noticing how most all of Metokur's most recent tweets somebody has DMCA'd the clips he used and got a bunch of accounts he interacted with suspended.."
>2 tweets from a suspended dumper pumper
>1 dcma
>most

Tell us that you're retarded without telling us you're retarded.

 

[ConSluttant]

Don’t know how many Kiwis have significant others or spouses, but imagine someone that you do care about, anyone, was being talked about by Ethan fucking Ralph. Really, any unhinged person, but specifically for this thought experiment, Ralph. On some level you know he’s an idiot, but on the other you know he’s lost his mind and as of the past year you’ve watched his behavior become more erratic. Where before there may have been some level of consistency in his behavior, now it all seems a bit blurred and unpredictable.

Spoiler

He starts talking about you a lot. Whatever, right? OmegaLOL. But then he starts mentioning your loved one also... In fact, he starts mentioning them A LOT. Then he starts threatening to show up at your home, where your loved one lives, or at their job specifically. Couple this with the rising degree of bizarre antics and irrational behavior and knowledge of restraining orders and court orders. And you notice a disturbing pattern also emerging…one that involves him going after women specifically, the fairer and weaker sex, to get to his “opponent”. He starts talking about taking unsolicited pictures of your loved one, very candidly, and asking their coworkers about them. He starts insinuating, very openly, his intentions to stalk them. All of this, I remind you, is with the intention of getting your attention and getting you involved.

At what point, fellow Kiwis, do you start to become concerned and not feel like a faggot for doing so? At what point do you say, “I don’t care what Internet rando thinks this is gay or if it makes Ralph think he won, this has gone too far”?

Because I know, for me, I would be at that point. And I honestly couldn’t blame Jim for being at that point if Jade is as worried as he says she is. And frankly, I can’t blame her. Ralph’s too unpredictable at this point to let it go. Even if nothing comes of it and it’s just RagePig talk, better to play it safe then gamble with crazy.

At this point I would normally be advising Metokur to get a restraining order for the both of them. However. This will officially dox them and dox Jade's place of work. And you know that Ralph would use that to his advantage and post it publicly.

I wouldn't be so keen to get an RO if I was in their shoes for this reason alone. Ralph is determined to smash whatever anonymity Jim still has. This would hand it to him on a silver platter.

 

[Bush King]

At this point I would normally be advising Metokur to get a restraining order for the both of them. However. This will officially dox them and dox Jade's place of work. And you know that Ralph would use that to his advantage and post it publicly.

Would also be unlikely to be of use because it wouldn't do shit unless he decided to go their house or Jade's work, at which point the cops would be called anyway.

 

[LadiosSopp]

Anyone noticing how most all of Metokur's most recent tweets somebody has DMCA'd the clips he used and got a bunch of accounts he interacted with suspended..
whom ever could it be?View attachment 3364579

The suspended account tweets in that screenshot are from the obvious Nick Fuentes alt that was trying to Ayylawg Jim.

 

[CohenManischewitz]

>shows 14 tweets
>"Anyone noticing how most all of Metokur's most recent tweets somebody has DMCA'd the clips he used and got a bunch of accounts he interacted with suspended.."
>2 tweets from a suspended dumper pumper
>1 dcma
>most

Tell us that you're retarded without telling us you're retarded.

>jakl2 is 4chan user since 1994
>bitches about picrel in forum thread.
>jakl2 personally up to sped about pronouns and the current literal retardation of the thread
>jakl2 up during real euro poor hours
>jakl2 later found dead after autopsy report shows he died of testosterone scarcity from chronic masterbation and overall seething on a message board about about a fat retarded attention whore and convicted felon who crowd funds his own random public gunt beatings in Europe

 

[Apis Mellifica]

Do you think that the gunt is thick enough to act as body armour? I'm genuinely curious.

Off topic Gunt lore
The thick, leathery exterior of the Gunt does offer some protection from bladed weapons and small caliber small arms fire, as it's swinging bloated mass can expand and move with the projectile striking it, absorbing most of the round's energy. What Jim would have to do is distract the creature so he can get a shot at it's disgusting malformed shoulder hump, where it stores all of its consumed Maker's Mark not unlike a camel. Targeting that weak spot should bring the monster down.

 

[The First Fag]

Off topic Gunt lore
The thick, leathery exterior of the Gunt does offer some protection from bladed weapons and small caliber small arms fire, as it's swinging bloated mass can expand and move with the projectile striking it, absorbing most of the round's energy. What Jim would have to do is distract the creature so he can get a shot at it's disgusting malformed shoulder hump, where it stores all of its consumed Maker's Mark not unlike a camel. Targeting that weak spot should bring the monster down.

I still like my way of punting the Gunt once and for all:
37 mm flare to get the gunt on the back foot followed by a .50 to that Easter Island head of his.

Or just get a Boltgun chambered in Hellfire, Vengeance, or Bloodshard and aim for center mass

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

Ralph instead of doing the smart thing and just dabbing on Flam only he decided to tie Metokur with it and like usual it doesn't go well for Ralph because Metokur brought up the time he invited Chaggot to killstream bowling event.

Twitter

 

[LadiosSopp]

Ralph instead of doing the smart thing and just dabbing on Flam only he decided to tie Metokur with it and like usual it doesn't go well for Ralph because Metokur brought up the time he invited Chaggot to killstream bowling event.
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"Top Guy"

Where the hell is Ralph getting this shit? Anyone that dunks on him is a Jim agent apparently. Curb your paranoia you fat fuck.

 

[ddlloo]

"your top guy"

I genuinely can no longer tell how much of what Ralph says/thinks is kayfabe for his audience, or if he actually believes in the Great Metokur Conspiracy.

 

[The Ancestor]

The convicted sex offender cries out as he accuses you

 

[genericwhitemale]

Ralph instead of doing the smart thing and just dabbing on Flam only he decided to tie Metokur with it and like usual it doesn't go well for Ralph because Metokur brought up the time he invited Chaggot to killstream bowling event.
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>Chaggot
Ohhh, that's who he was talking about. I was about to ask in this thread who he was referring to. Goes to show how irrelevant Chaggot is that I've already completely forgotten that he admitted to having sex with a 13 year old girl and walked the streets asking women if it was acceptable.

 

[BlackDragoons]

>Chaggot
Ohhh, that's who he was talking about. I was about to ask in this thread who he was referring to. Goes to show how irrelevant Chaggot is that I've already completely forgotten that he admitted to having sex with a 13 year old girl and walked the streets asking women if it was acceptable.

For a second I thought he was talking about Ralph....

Because you know the whole grooming thing.

 

[Lame Entropy]

I'm not even talking one of the funny to imagine but probably not funny in reality things (although it might be) where Cancer Man goes full Bronson and takes out the pig. Just if he ends up in jail he's pretty fucked. Imagine the sheer number of things he'd have to withdraw from as a sick already fucked up old beyond his time dude. Benzos? Coke? Meth even? And booze enough he might even be in DTs territory if he just quit.

Metokur is obviously setting up two things, as anyone in his situation should do. First, establish unambiguously that any contact is unwelcome and very definitely feral pigs are not welcome on his property. This sets up a self-defense claim if the worst happens, but it's also very good if you need a restraining order.

Ralph might actually die if he goes to jail again. The first time around he was sane enough to probably keep his head down while serving his time but he's gone full rage pig and I can see him getting beat down while trying to be a Ralphamale.
Good thing he's a massive pussy most of the time

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Ralph instead of doing the smart thing and just dabbing on Flam only he decided to tie Metokur with it and like usual it doesn't go well for Ralph because Metokur brought up the time he invited Chaggot to killstream bowling event.
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BUT RALPH, that information comes from the tranny antifa terrorist leftist website fan fiction farms that always gets everything wrong about you how do you know it's reliable!?

 

[Salubrious]

"your top guy"

I genuinely can no longer tell how much of what Ralph says/thinks is kayfabe for his audience, or if he actually believes in the Great Metokur Conspiracy.

I'm going with 100% believes in the great Metokur conspiracy.

Ralph was more upset at Metokur laughing at him getting beat up than the guy that actually beat him up. Ralph said he couldn't meet Keemstar's conditions because Metokur would call him a sellout. Ralph 100% has Metokur living rent-free in his head.