Selecting a Despot for the Autism Thunderdome

[Epic Fail Man]

I feel bad for anyone who moderates there as all it does is paint a target on your back.

We should turn our hostility towards reporters instead.

 

[Raoul_Duke]

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Thank you, oh great one. Will we need to dip grapes into your mouth while you act as the sacred janny of the Thunderdome, doing it for free?

 

[mr.moon1488]

I love how the troon clique always bands together when one of their own faces even the mildest criticism in a thread.

 

[LUNEKO]

It's only getting more clear what the complaints stemmed from, this thread was probably 4D chess to reveal that.

inb4 Null pulls a Moot furry board and permabans everyone who posted in this thread after the new monarch is installed

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

I love how the troon clique always bands together when one of their own faces even the mildest criticism in a thread.

Actually it is pretty cringe and annoying because it doesn’t contribute to the thread and even as a lefty I think that is more important than whether posts are ‘balanced’ or whatever. Fuck that let the board reflect the people who use it.

 

[IKOL]

How do we have multiple pages of people still expressing interest in being the despot even after @Absolutego was revealed as our despot

Absolutego they are challenging your absolute power please beat them more harder

"Whimp us harder daddy" much?

 

[Sithis]

"Whimp us harder daddy" much?

Suffering is just misunderstood joy when it's someone else's problem

 

[IKOL]

Suffering is just misunderstood joy when it's someone else's problem

Is it joy for one who watches or one who suffers, though?

 

[Sithis]

Is it joy for one who watches or one who suffers, though?

One of the few things @secret watcher and I probably agree on is that it's the former

 

[IKOL]

One of the few things @secret watcher and I probably agree on is that it's the former

Ah, a fellow agony implicator. I tip my had in honoring our meeting.

 

[Random Internet Person]

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Oh Benevolent God, what shall be your decrees?

 

[Absolutego]

Oh Benevolent God, what shall be your decrees?

Go, my children, and laugh at the clown world. Do not turn that energy against each other, for the world is far too silly and mockable to be worth fighting over.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Go, my children, and laugh at the clown world. Do not turn that energy against each other, for the world is far too silly and mockable to be worth fighting over.

And what shall be done with all those who gather at our gates? They have come from all over, and they see these farms as their last chance at refuge.

 

[Absolutego]

And what shall be done with all those who gather at our gates? They have come from all over, and they see these farms as their last chance at refuge.

Offer them bread, and tell them that the world is inherently silly. It is not worth crusading against their neighbor.
Remind them that refuge is charity, not a right, and that all it takes to become part of the brotherhood is to respect our traditions and develop an appropriately casual attitude towards current events. The world may be polluted and hostile, but we are not. We instead laugh at the world. Pontificating about the end of the world is not encouraged. Instead take joy in its flaws in the moment.

 

[Dyn]

Offer them bread, and tell them that the world is inherently silly. It is not worth crusading against their neighbor.
Remind them that refuge is charity, not a right, and that all it takes to become part of the brotherhood is to respect our traditions and develop an appropriately casual attitude towards current events. The world may be polluted and hostile, but we are not. We instead laugh at the world. Pontificating about the end of the world is not encouraged. Instead take joy in its flaws in the moment.

Didn't read this just posting to tell you I'm going to minecraft you in real life you janny filth go clean up our shit you nigger.

 

[SevenEightNine]

I'm glad the despot read the power point and adopted the weekly prayer and affirmation.

 

[Random Internet Person]

I'm glad the despot read the power point and adopted the weekly prayer and affirmation.

Praise be unto the despot.

 

[make_it_so]

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"Unlike all those cruel would-be mods, who would demand that you stand, all that I require of you is to kneel."

 

[CreamyHerman’s]

I for one welcome our new overlord

 

[Epic Fail Man]

@Absolutego as your first task as a thunderdome mod can you unban @Foxxo from chat?