Landon Hiscock / Lana Hiscock / Fanny Traggot / @Fanny_Traggot / niobiumprincess / NiobiumEmpress - What is more feminine than a queef, milady?

Why? I don't get it. Do you mind explaining?
The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
 
"Hiscock" for a tranny, especially a male-to-female transsexual, is ironic because it still points out as if he still has the dong even after getting it surgically excised. Person-in-question (hereby cow/subject)'s surname is Hiscock and is a tranny.
From the reactions this might as well be a bait I was successfully caught in.
 
As to why fuck a troon once you know its a troon? Easy, it isa way to get some twink bussy without admitting to himself that he is bi/gay. One self hating fag and another still deep in the closet like it is 1950, in their drive to destroy gender roles troons continue turn back the clock like nobodies business.
 
Came across some bullshit about Canadian University, and found Hiscock's. It's not that interesting, but I feel possibly explains why other educated Kiwis found his published stuff... lacking.


Wilfrid Laurier ranks highly for student satisfaction and services, but despite its high-profile namesake, it has an enduring reputation as a “party school.” That, plus lower minimum grade requirements, may have pushed the university closer to the bottom of the list.

That said, WLU devotes more attention to its business and economics programs and its co-op opportunities are fairly decent, according to some alumni.

RexanZ on Reddit says, “Business gets a lot of attention, especially in co-op, so if you do an arts or science co-op you feel like you’re kind of swept under the rug … There are fewer class choices (although the ones we have are pretty cool, in psych at least).”

The school traces its history to the opening of the Evangelical Lutheran Seminary in 1911. It switched to its current name in 1973.
 
Not sure if it was mentioned but him being a phd candidate does not really mean anything. You are "allowed" to say that after completing coursework before you ever start on your dissertation. People like him would state that even if they are just in their first course.

PHD course layouts ususally involve a bunch of general knowledge, etc. graduate level courses (around the amount of credits needed for a 4 year degree before you even approach choosing a topic.
 
on the topic of phd candidates, though, i honestly suspect now that he was spiralling into the milk bucket and not a born lolcow like our heavy hitters.

he had a life, education, and career through all this, in a legitimate way. the troon-turn was obviously late-coming; idk much about his pre-41-niobium history, but beyond getting named on reddit it appears pretty milkless.

the thing about the troonacy that's been made very, very clear is that for some people it's the pathway into unleashing their latent narcissism. there's a reason why families and loved ones and those who knew them before will often say it's like they became a new unpleasant unbearable person. the choice is to abandon the idea that other people matter and dive into what underpinned them from the start. they ARE the main character. they ARE always the victim. boundaries ARE oppression. any and all abuse IS justified because they made you Feel Bad. the world not capering to your whim MUST be destroyed, etc. etc. etc.

but they were people before that. landon clearly was, before he got caught up in the cult. not a well-ADJUSTED person, clearly, but an individual, not a maladaptive-daydreaming autist maining life like it's their fucking videogame.

going full internet cold turkey and dropping it is the absolute unthinkable anathema to a lolcow. when their life goes full trainwreck and they careen to suicide, it is entirely public and personally narrated. DFE, sure, but that's a craven attempt to cover their ass going forward, not stop.

getting too far into it and realizing you gotta get out when the cold bucket of water (or, since it took the farm's attention and not his disastrous life, so let's call it a room-temperature bucket of his own various bodily fluids he smeared all over the internet) and then doing so is the reaction of a normal person, hence why lolcows are lolcows. our boy lana seems to have legitimately gotten spooked, looked at the absolute state of his life, and fled totally.

given he's 100% borderline, it's entirely viable he was on a years-long episode aided and abetted by his own disgusting disregard for others and the troonacy and once he got his wakeup he was returned to his body and not his fantasy.

one thing that's made the split easier is how entirely divorced he seems from the enabler circlejerk. hell, he had kevvie bring him to our attention. how bottom of the barrel fucking dregs even the trans community wasn't hugboxing him.

because he's horrible, obviously, but likely also because he didn't need it in the same way as someone with a life/career etc instead of only ever the internet being his best attempt. he never showed the need to support and hugbox others because he didn't need it himself.

anyway, the fact we haven't seen hide nor hair of him since he was spooked is both a living tragedy and evidence a-logs ruin everything as well as evidence towards him being truly aware on where he's landed, as it were.

tbh if he commits suicide alone and unrecorded that'll be pretty sad, and i myself pass along troon pro-surgery propaganda to the men telling me about their fetish entirely uninvited because i want it to fucking ruin them and they'll do what they should have done before they ruined it for everyone else, too. but doing it off the internet and alone speaks to someone who actually realized how deeply they fucked up, and that's just not fun.

idk what i'd call it. hamburger cow? the output was a glorious meal, but if they're actually able to run it dry then maybe they're not a milk cow after all.

anyway pozzing the shit ruins everything and those that did it should burn but maybe he really is one of the rare cows that's able to get out and deal with the wreckage of themselves without the live studio audience.

disregard totally if he makes his screeching return claiming actually his surgery was fine and great.
 
Careful what you wish for.

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age.

Theosophists have guessed at the awesome grandeur of the cosmic cycle wherein our world and human race form transient incidents. They have hinted at strange survivals in terms which would freeze the blood if not masked by a bland optimism. But it is not from them that there came the single glimpse of forbidden eons which chills me when I think of it and maddens me when I dream of it. That glimpse, like all dread glimpses of truth, flashed out from an accidental piecing together of separated things—in this case an old newspaper item and the notes of a dead professor. I hope that no one else will accomplish this piecing out; certainly, if I live, I shall never knowingly supply a link in so hideous a chain. I think that the professor, too, intended to keep silent regarding the part he knew, and that he would have destroyed his notes had not sudden death seized him.
 
Fanny fans, today is the day! As you may remember, on March 23 Landon histrionically deleted his account. The hiatus lasted 12 days.
This gift has been a joint effort between a number of Kiwis, credit goes to best mod @0 1, @brutal poodle, @Meiwaku and anonymous friends.

Fanny, when you read this, just remember your friends at KF are your most devoted followers. ‘Chasers’ if you will. [Archive]
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Pinned tweet. Sorry, deviants no pussay portraits for you. [Archive]
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Tragically, 60-80 followers and no selfies never quite filled the void.
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That doesn't mean Fanny won't be oversharing mind you. The elective taint hole continues to cause a range of medical issues; Fanny chooses to explain this presumably serious situation with a tasteful shit joke.
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Sounds bad, is the facade cracking? [Archive]
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Hahaha no. Double down on that pooter! Reminder: Ileostomy bag
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Despite valiant efforts, the cope just isn't always strong enough.
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Many reflections on the nature of tranny. I think you mean best and only, Fanny. [Archive]
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We have proof positive that it actually didn't. [Archive]
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Some for the footfags. :tomgirl: [Archive] [Archive]
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I have to assume that by 'the hidden curriculum of being a woman' he means top secrets such as 'wear pantyhose'.


Size 13-14, hon. [Archive]
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Not a foot but about as appealing. [Archive]
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Okay groomer. [Archive]
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Cow crossover: Ana Mardoll. [Archive]
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Fanny seems grumpy. What gives? [Archive]
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Turns out, it's a good ol' tranny slap fight!

Why the slapfight? Oh yeah, BPD. [Archive] [Archive]
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Never forget that Fanny fucking loves ketamine. [Archive] [Archive]
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All this frenzied tweeting came to an abrupt end in early May. @Meiwaku wondered whether Fanny had learned some self-restraint, but @brutal poodle found that it was much more simple than that...

See Fanny's second to last tweet exchange with bestie Naomi / @H0NEYRIVER. [Archive]
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Since then Fanny's been quiet, giving us only crumbs. Milky, disgusting crumbs. [Archive] [Archive]
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So that was Fanny as Snow Queen / @Desolate_Dame. Since it's likely he'll DFE again on finding this, all his remaining tweets are in the spoiler below, for autistic completeness.
 
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I love you guys but you scare the shit out of me sometimes how is this even possible
I wasn't involved in the search but I imagine it's because theyball travel in little packs. You can go through any of their follow lists and find 100 other cows.

But I'm still impressed that they knew it was him since they all have the same autistic BPD way of sperging
 
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