Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

I have some very sad news. Pringles Can Jon (Jonathan Snyder) has died. PCJ is the man who raised Patrick's daughter after Pat voluntarily signed away all his rights as a parent. After Pat abandoned his daughter PCJ stepped up and became her father, he was truly a great man.

RIP

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Here's the obituary:


Pat's biological daughter Annabelle was listed as Jon's kid (which she is):

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Here is a much younger Jon in the lappening photo. Observe Pat looking on gleefully as his wife falls in love with a far superior man:

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Reminder:

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Pat has repeatedly threatened to deface Jon's grave if Jon died first. Pat has yet to tweet anything since Jon's death was announced.
That’s so sad, why do all the fun and kind people get taken and leave us with the vitriol fat fucks instead. RIP PCJ, you were a good un’
 
Slight PL but PCJ's passing is ripping me up. I lost my own father figure recently who stepped up to bat when the blood one wouldn't. I know what Annabelle's facing in some capacity.. I sincerely wish her, her mother, and everyone else not named Fatrick the most well wishes I can and that the grieving process is not made worse by the squealing pigmanlet homunculus.

If Fatrick does anything to them out of pettiness then I hope the higher powers that be scorch everything he values more than his daughter to ashes.
I hear you. My own step dad died 19 years ago next week at 44. Raised me and had two sisters with me ma, youngest was 11 when he died so this is hitting a bit harder than if it was any stranger. Its a small comfort to know that they all have a good loving family around them to help.

He didn't just cuck that fat bag of shit for a fuck, he took on a woman with a newborn baby. Then married her and raised a family together. That's not something anyone would just do, he was obviously a very decent man.
Certainly no way would Fatrick ever do that, or even take any of the 3 chances to stay in his flesh and blood's life. PCJ didn't just have a monster dick, he had a huge heart too. And unlike 'actual tough guy', he had balls of steel and made sure he shut Fatso down when he was constantly harassing Adrienne.

The fat cunt went on stage making jokes about his ex wife and lies about signing away rights while PCJ went out to work to provide for his family.

One of the most hateable things about Fatrick is a dedication in his shitty Starship Repo Book

'This book is dedicated to Annabelle, so that one day, she too, will find her way home'

She is home and she lost her father. And for anyone wondering there are details in the Obit and posted here a few pages back where to send flowers.
On my way to get some sent now,

Fatso is absolutely going to crack and drunkenly post some shade, twisting the reality of course, about Jon. He won't be able to help himself. Be on the lookout to archive.

RIP Jon. Father, husband, provider, legendary pussy pirate. Wherever you are, I hope you know you are mourned more than you could have imagined.
 
terribly sad to hear PCJ has passed. it's very difficult to lose a parent at that age.
Our beloved Pringle Can John may be gone, but his legacy will live on with his three children. This is a lot more than Pat can say.
raising annabel away from patrick was nothing short of rescuing her life. the internet makes a ton of jokes about "my wife's daughter" these days but the guy was a hero in that regard. it's hard to exaggerate how someone like pat can fuck up a kid's brain.
 
I hear you. My own step dad died 19 years ago next week at 44. Raised me and had two sisters with me ma, youngest was 11 when he died so this is hitting a bit harder than if it was any stranger. Its a small comfort to know that they all have a good loving family around them to help.

He didn't just cuck that fat bag of shit for a fuck, he took on a woman with a newborn baby. Then married her and raised a family together. That's not something anyone would just do, he was obviously a very decent man.
Certainly no way would Fatrick ever do that, or even take any of the 3 chances to stay in his flesh and blood's life. PCJ didn't just have a monster dick, he had a huge heart too. And unlike 'actual tough guy', he had balls of steel and made sure he shut Fatso down when he was constantly harassing Adrienne.

The fat cunt went on stage making jokes about his ex wife and lies about signing away rights while PCJ went out to work to provide for his family.

One of the most hateable things about Fatrick is a dedication in his shitty Starship Repo Book

'This book is dedicated to Annabelle, so that one day, she too, will find her way home'

She is home and she lost her father. And for anyone wondering there are details in the Obit and posted here a few pages back where to send flowers.
On my way to get some sent now,

Fatso is absolutely going to crack and drunkenly post some shade, twisting the reality of course, about Jon. He won't be able to help himself. Be on the lookout to archive.

RIP Jon. Father, husband, provider, legendary pussy pirate. Wherever you are, I hope you know you are mourned more than you could have imagined.
Fuck, that's the actual dedication in the book? Seriously?
What a loathsome piece of shit.
 
Joke's on Fatty. Mr. Snyder (may he RIP) is going to be cremated, hence "inurnment" in the obit. No place for Pat to shit except on his next Zoom call.

I bet he'd love to get his hands on that urn, though. Get himself a little extra pepper to spice up the pepperoni. After all, Portage is nominally only 90 minutes from Milwaukee. An eighteen-cylinder Mustang, being driven at drunken-retard speed, could cover the distance in less time than a stumble down North Avenue from Farwell to Oakland.

Makes sense, finding a plot long enough to hold that man's dong would be impossible
 
I don't think I've posted these here yet. Around two years ago PCJ joined the previous iteration of the OnAForums and answered some questions. The account was confirmed to be legit through PCJ's reddit and Instagram. Unfortunately he was eventually scared away by a dimwitted edgelord (fuck you Socrates).

Here is PCJ talking about Pat threatening to kill him and Ade after the divorce:

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PCJ talking about Pat signing away all rights as a father... Three times:

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Other assorted posts:

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Unlike Pat, PCJ had a great sense of humor:

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I don't think I've posted these here yet. Around two years ago PCJ joined the previous iteration of the OnAForums and answered some questions. The account was confirmed to be legit through PCJ's reddit and Instagram. Unfortunately he was eventually scared away by a dimwitted edgelord (fuck you Socrates).

Here is PCJ talking about Pat threatening to kill him and Ade after the divorce:

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PCJ talking about Pat signing away all rights as a father... Three times:

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Other assorted posts:

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Unlike Pat, PCJ had a great sense of humor:

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I don't feel like making a Fat Patrick joke, losing your father at 11/12 years old is awful. The scrapbook is such a good idea, maybe one day Annabelle will understand why it's a blessing that Patrick will never be part of her life.

Today's Wordle, which we know Patrick completes every day, is GIRTH - maybe PCJ really is smiling down on us after all.
 
I don't think I've posted these here yet. Around two years ago PCJ joined the previous iteration of the OnAForums and answered some questions. The account was confirmed to be legit through PCJ's reddit and Instagram. Unfortunately he was eventually scared away by a dimwitted edgelord (fuck you Socrates).

Here is PCJ talking about Pat threatening to kill him and Ade after the divorce:

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PCJ talking about Pat signing away all rights as a father... Three times:

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Other assorted posts:

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Unlike Pat, PCJ had a great sense of humor:

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Wow. I hadn't seen all of these before.
In a few posts it shows how completely different he was to Fatrick.
He was mature, sensitive, responsible and exceptionally decent. Especially over the situation with Annabelle.
It must have been hard for him to have that discussion with his daughter and explain the situation but he did it with grace, class and a selflessness that are three qualities completely alien to Fatrick.

Also OF COURSE Fatrick threatened to kill them both. And OF COURSE he was terrified of Jon. As sad as it is to lose a good man, I'm sure the inevitable toxic bile will spill on Fatrick's twitter and he will show the trannies and cucks that follow him exactly what kind of a scumbag he is.
 
Pat was only cut off from their life when he made death threats to them, after they tried to make reasonable compromises on his involvement with Annabelle.

I’m genuinely concerned for their well being now he’s gone. He was a good, decent man that looked after his family. I hope he had life insurance, as Patrick won’t provide a cent for his daughter, and that she has a restraining order against Patrick.
 
I don't think I've posted these here yet. Around two years ago PCJ joined the previous iteration of the OnAForums and answered some questions. The account was confirmed to be legit through PCJ's reddit and Instagram. Unfortunately he was eventually scared away by a dimwitted edgelord (fuck you Socrates).

Here is PCJ talking about Pat threatening to kill him and Ade after the divorce:

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PCJ talking about Pat signing away all rights as a father... Three times:

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Other assorted posts:

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Unlike Pat, PCJ had a great sense of humor:

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Patrick denied Annabelle three times? How Biblical of him.
 
RIP to a thoroughly good man.

Why does it always seem like the good ones go far too soon while the scumbags cling on forever?
Neither God nor the Devil want them in their vicinity.
"Ah, Patrick Tomlinson, here for your eternity of suffering for various grave sins. Lies, gluttony -" -"No, child. Never sinned, never will."
*exasperated satanic sigh*
 
Neither God nor the Devil want them in their vicinity.
"Ah, Patrick Tomlinson, here for your eternity of suffering for various grave sins. Lies, gluttony -" -"No, child. Never sinned, never will."
*exasperated satanic sigh*
When Pat dies his soul will be completely annihilated like all the other pigs
 
FWIW I am the current owner of the dolls. Jon and Ade's love, like The Lappening itself, will live on forever.

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aw it's a shame the wife doesn't have these cute little dolls. would be a nice memento and memory of her husband. and also a spiteful jab at fatrick.

keep those dolls somewhere special, atop your mantleplace, so PCJ can watch over you and hopefully not steal your wife.
 
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