Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Constellationzero]

Neil Breen is a treasure.

Russ could learn a lot from Neil by knocking off the lawsuits and just releasing more music. Russ might gain some ironic fans if he kept making more awkward pop songs.

But that’s why he’s here - he’s not going to change, he’s not going to suddenly stop suing people, and he’s not going to stop creeping on Instagram.

Russell Greer isn't even in the same observable universe as Neil Breen.

Sure, Neil may be creepy, kinda bad businessman (not fixing his website order bug), and maybe a scammer (refusing to give a free DVD to his actors), but Neil has HEART.
Neil really believes in his message, messy and repetitive as it is. And Neil ain't afraid to keep plugging away on his own without demanding spoon feeding of others while rockin' out as a Century 21 realtor.

And I know Neil wouldn't have sex with Russell Greer OR sign his shitty can of Great Value Tuna.

 

[pr3nt177]

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Who shat in his bed I wonder?

 

[Cousin_Larry]

Welp, found my next career. BBL, off to find a cheap law school.

By his own admission, Russ has never had a girlfriend, and has never had sex without paying for it. That would evoke sympathy for most people, but since Russ's personality is an all-natural 100% effective pre-conception contraceptive, things are as they should be.

I understand your point, but if a grown man or woman at his age has NEVER even been on so much as a real date, without it being a financial transaction, that says a lot.

Even if he somehow realized the error of his ways and changed into a better person (lol he won't), his internet history would immediately turn off the unsuspecting girl who was willing to give him a shot.

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Sorry, I accidentally double posted. If I'm doing it again, I apologize; just take me out back and bury me in Russ' couch cover aka not a couch.

I shouldn't even question this because it's Russ, but.. he's writing a song supporting Amber, yet he knows how it feels to be Johnny Depp?

No... just no, you idiot. You don't know what it's like to be successful so that rules everything out.

"Pop-rock cohesive version and then a top 40 version" is one of my new favorite quotes.

Yo, yo, Amber Heard,
You should flock to me a bird
Youuu American girls
You got your lips start flapping.

Isn't that essentially his last "song"?

 

[Cilleystring]

I shouldn't even question this because it's Russ, but.. he's writing a song supporting Amber, yet he knows how it feels to be Johnny Depp?

They may both be victims but Russ is double victim the biggest victim of all time.

No... just no, you idiot. You don't know what it's like to be successful so that rules everything out.

Buuuuut he does know what it's like to have everything taken away from him when he was denied the T Swift poon. It's basically the same thing as Johnny Depp except way worse.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Buuuuut he does know what it's like to have everything taken away from him when he was denied the T Swift poon. It's basically the same thing as Johnny Depp except way worse.

The fact he thinks Taylor Swift "took" anything from him fascinates me. He seriously doesn't seem to understand that if he'd just let the rejection go, nothing would have happened to him. We would have never heard of him, and he could write his songs to his heart's content. What he wants is to do whatever he wants, no matter how stupid and not suffer consequences.

 

[Drowningman]

@DrJonesHat is correct. If Shit Lips had never tried to sue TS, He would had never been the lol cow he is.But in another way Taylor Swift made him famous but not as the way he wished for.

Be careful what you wish for Russ you might just get it.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

If it wasn't for Russ sperging out because TS ignored him, I wouldn't have become a fan of TS. Not her music, per se, I'm fan of how she causes retards like Russ fume.

 

[DrJonesHat]

If it wasn't for Russ sperging out because TS ignored him, I wouldn't have become a fan of TS. Not her music, per se, I'm fan of how she causes retards like Russ fume.

It's absolutely incredible to me that he seriously expected a world famous singer/songwriter to listen to ONE song by a nobody amateur, and elevate him to fame, and furthermore, to turn all her songwriting over to him AND fall in love with him. I've known delusional people, but Russ takes the taco. It wasn't a fantasy, he was seriously expecting everything to happen just as he envisioned it and when reality rudely failed to cooperate, he went (more) bonkers.

He does the same thing with everything he tries. He fully believed his seizure set to music would get him on a nationwide talent show. And now he thinks he's going to get Amber Heard as his girlfriend. He apparently tried Tinder a few times, but seems to focus his efforts on Instagram models who are way out of his league, or celebrities who have their pick of men. I have no sympathy for him, because people close to him have tried to explain gently why his approach is flawed, but since he's Russell Greer, Super Genius and Practically a Lawyer, he disregards anything he doesn't want to hear. This brings a ray of sunshine into my life, and I will never stop making fun of him as long as he's on this path, because he brought it all on himself and refuses to admit he's the problem.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

It's absolutely incredible to me that he seriously expected a world famous singer/songwriter to listen to ONE song by a nobody amateur, and elevate him to fame, and furthermore, to turn all her songwriting over to him AND fall in love with him. I've known delusional people, but Russ takes the taco. It wasn't a fantasy, he was seriously expecting everything to happen just as he envisioned it and when reality rudely failed to cooperate, he went (more) bonkers.

But it's not fair!

 

[DrJonesHat]

But it's not fair!

Of course it's not! There's no written rule that says people have to be fair to Russ.

 

[StinkySnack]

I've known delusional people, but Russ takes the taco. It wasn't a fantasy, he was seriously expecting everything to happen just as he envisioned it and when reality rudely failed to cooperate, he went (more) bonkers.

It really is clinical level delusion. We joke about it every day here, but underneath the hilarity it's extremely disturbing and concerning. I've met crazy people in my life but I have never met anyone with that level of delusion. I would really love to know what his psychiatrists have made of his beliefs.

 

[Damien Thorne]

It's absolutely incredible to me that he seriously expected a world famous singer/songwriter to listen to ONE song by a nobody amateur, and elevate him to fame, and furthermore, to turn all her songwriting over to him AND fall in love with him. I've known delusional people, but Russ takes the taco.

Russ’ biggest problem is that he is obsessed with taking tacos he can never have.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Of course it's not! There's no written rule that says people have to be fair to Russ.

Until he creates a Super Pac that pushes for legislation stating that people have to be fair to him

 

[The First Fag]

And now he thinks he's going to get Amber Heard as his girlfriend

I'm sorry, what the fuck kind of heresy is this? After the massive shitshow of a trial where it was revealed Amber Heard dropped a deuce on Depp's bed, Russell wants to hit that?

 

[Meat Target]

I'm sorry, what the fuck kind of heresy is this? After the massive shitshow of a trial where it was revealed Amber Heard dropped a deuce on Depp's bed, Russell wants to hit that?

She needs him. They both lost lawsuits due to biased courts who wouldn't let them EXPLAIN!

 

[The First Fag]

She needs him. They both lost lawsuits due to biased courts who wouldn't let them EXPLAIN!

At the point I would consider dating Amber Heard, I would kill myself. At the point I'd consider sucking Russ his penis, I would consider killing myself.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Until he creates a Super Pac that pushes for legislation stating that people have to be fair to him

"Fair" being defined as "giving him whatever he wants when he demands it."

It really is clinical level delusion. We joke about it every day here, but underneath the hilarity it's extremely disturbing and concerning. I've met crazy people in my life but I have never met anyone with that level of delusion. I would really love to know what his psychiatrists have made of his beliefs.

Yeah, I've done some research in that area, and one thing that came up was schizotypal personality disorder. Simply put, people who have it exhibit delusions and odd beliefs, have an odd manner of dressing (suits at a janitor's job anyone?), an odd way of speaking and difficulty interacting with others. Now, people with it don't like social interaction at all, but Russ doesn't seem to be deterred by anxiety about socializing. But he's absolutely terrible at interacting with others. The minute he encounters the least bit resistance to what he wants, his mask slips and his true raging asshole personality comes out. Now, a distinguishing difference between schizotypal personality disorder and schizophrenia is that people with the personality can be convinced their beliefs are wrong if shown evidence they're wrong. I think Russ has NPD piled on top of whatever gives him his bizarre worldview, so he rejects anything that doesn't fit with what he believes because he thinks he's got everything figured out.

 

[brooky]

At the point I would consider dating Amber Heard, I would kill myself.

TBF, men have a long and storied history of "putting their dick in crazy," even when they know better.

I don't think being hypothetically willing to have sex with Amber Heard is the crazy part, even if it seems very stupid. It's that he actually thinks he has a shot.

He's not sitting around with the bros saying "hur dur, she's a crazy bitch but I'd still fuck her." He's seeing how she's being raked over the coals by the public and he genuinely thinks he's riding in on a white horse to save the fair damsel.

Through the power of song, of course.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I don't think being hypothetically willing to have sex with Amber Heard is the crazy part, even if it seems very stupid. It's that he actually thinks he has a shot.

He's completely oblivious to the fact the guys who date actresses or Instagram models have more money than him (maybe they're not super rich, but they can afford nicer things than he can), are better looking, and have personalities that aren't as shallow as a kiddy pool. Once you get past the weird beliefs and fixations, and his half-assed attempts at songwriting, he brings nothing to the table. He'd only talk about himself, and there's really not much to talk about. He's boring.

 

[brooky]

He's completely oblivious to the fact the guys who date actresses or Instagram models have more money than him (maybe they're not super rich, but they can afford nicer things than he can), are better looking, and have personalities that aren't as shallow as a kiddy pool. Once you get past the weird beliefs and fixations, and his half-assed attempts at songwriting, he brings nothing to the table. He'd only talk about himself, and there's really not much to talk about. He's boring.

Even worse than boring, he's incapable of seeing the woman for herself. Leaving Heard aside, imagine him dating an actual actress or model that had work engagements and, gasp, other men making demands on her time. A male agent? A male director? Personal trainer? Publicist? A gay dude who's constantly at her side to touch up her hair and makeup? (He'd probably feel entitled to the gay dude's sexual service, too.)

Russ couldn't handle dating a woman who worked part time as a small town bank teller, let alone one of the "arm candy" types he goes for.

The only job he can conceive of a woman having is whore. The only interest he can conceive a woman having is cock sucking. It baffles him that someone like Taylor Swift would rather sing to make a living than just be with him. And it REALLY baffles him when sex workers show a preference for costumers besides him. A cock is a cock, and women aren't real people, so what gives??