Prison Letters (5/8/22 + 6/1/22) Two New Chris Jail Letters from Helena Fiorenza

[Chester Rigby]

Just imagine a sub-episode based on his visit to psychiatric ward...

 

[ANobody]

You've never heard the name Helena before? Maybe it's less common than I thought and I just know it from Ark idk.

Its actually fairly common in hispanic countries. Although the spanish variation is Elena. I know a shit load of Elenas. Weird that her parents went for the greek/anglo variation of the name

 

[PsychoNerd054]

Just imagine a sub-episode based on his visit to psychiatric ward...

Oh boy, what a doozy it would be. Now instead of Mary Lee Walsh trying to stop all love, it's Betty Hoover and her assistant Govorner Transfuron trying to prevent the Dimensional Merge from occuring

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Found innocent, reunited with a contrite Barb, given money, and pronounced the true and honest owner of 14BLC.

Can you imagine Chris coming home from prison with a sack full of presents only to kick the front door down and yell, "Barbie, you got some blowing to do".

 

[A Flying Nun]

lol remember when everybody thought that the mental hospital had finally broke him? guess not.

Anyone who's followed Chris Chan over the years had to know that the only change coming out of his visit to that mental hospital was the amount of cum stains on it's walls.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

Anyone who's followed Chris Chan over the years had to know that the only change coming out of his visit to that mental hospital was the amount of cum stains on it's walls.

Honestly, now that you mention it, Chris was thirsty as all hell prior to being put in jail, yet he never once talked about his sex drive in almost any of the letters. It was almost exlusiviely about how he wants to meet up with people again, the new enemies he's come to scorn, how he copes with himself being in jail, and the trauma created from staff. The closest thing I think we got to that is all of the mentions of "soul-bonding", and maybe him talking about "bonding" with Fiona or some shit.

 

[Clint's Burden]

Honestly, now that you mention it, Chris was thirsty as all hell prior to being put in jail, yet he never once talked about his sex drive in almost any of the letters. It was almost exlusiviely about how he wants to meet up with people again, the new enemies he's come to scorn, how he copes with himself being in jail, and the trauma created from staff. The closest thing I think we got to that is all of the mentions of "soul-bonding", and maybe him talking about "bonding" with Fiona or some shit.

Well I mean, let's be fair here, the last time he fixated on fuckin' a woman it resulted in his incarceration in both a jail and a mental health facility. I wouldn't blame him if he was reluctant to touch on that point again for a bit.

 

[AnOminous]

Honestly, now that you mention it, Chris was thirsty as all hell prior to being put in jail, yet he never once talked about his sex drive in almost any of the letters.

They might have him on some kind of meds that kill sex drive which, side effect or not, would probably be a good thing.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Just imagine a sub-episode based on his visit to psychiatric ward...

I am personally waiting for the twisted stories from Chris about what actually happened and how he could spin it so that he was the victim through the whole deal. He has to know people are both going to make fun of him and ask him about his time in the madhouse, so hopefully it's going to come up again.

They might have him on some kind of meds that kill sex drive which, side effect or not, would probably be a good thing.

I think it's more mundane: Like how Chris completely forgets about his personality when it's tied to commercial things since he went to prison, with his victim not being around, Chris isn't inspired.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Helena is basically an Argentinian Fiona, minus the desire to fuck Chris. Relativiely harmless and an earnest fan and friend of Chris, but attention-seeking and makes weirdly fascinating Chris Chan art.

"Attention seeking and makes Chris Chan art"
The only thing that I agree with you in. I think one of her characters wanted to fuck Magi-chan and she even made another AU Magi-chan so I doubt she wants to fuck the Goddess.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

I am personally waiting for the twisted stories from Chris about what actually happened and how he could spin it so that he was the victim through the whole deal. He has to know people are both going to make fun of him and ask him about his time in the madhouse, so hopefully it's going to come up again.

Hell, the stuff he's saying regarding the Jail and Nuthouse staff now is already worthy of its own sub-episode. He's very likely going to provide more info on that. He's basically turning back into the Classic Chris, where he tries and makes everyone that inconveniences him into some kind of Saturday Morning Cartoon villain.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Hell, the stuff he's saying regarding the Jail and Nuthouse staff now is already worthy of its own sub-episode. He's very likely going to provide more info on that. He's basically turning back into the Classic Chris, where he tries and makes everyone that inconveniences him into some kind of Saturday Morning Cartoon villain.

Chris processes events and interactions he can't understand in a very child like manner, if you look at all his comics, and a lot of his videos they suddenly make more sense through that particular lens.

It's the video and drawings of a 6 year old who cant understand whats going on wants to but wants things to go his way so he personifys people and events with far more significance than they had and uses them to then try and retoactively manipulate reality.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris processes events and interactions he can't understand in a very child like manner, if you look at all his comics, and a lot of his videos they suddenly make more sense through that particular lens.

It's the video and drawings of a 6 year old who cant understand whats going on wants to but wants things to go his way so he personifys people and events with far more significance than they had and uses them to then try and retoactively manipulate reality.

Basically, he's a fat, stupid retard, which is not news.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

I like how he changed his confession to "it was just cuddling snuggling, cheek and forehead kisses". Anything to throw Mommy Dearest under the bus and him to come out on top as the most goodest Goddess ever.
Barb taught him well in that regard.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

I like how he changed his confession to "it was just cuddling snuggling, cheek and forehead kisses". Anything to throw Mommy Dearest under the bus and him to come out on top as the most goodest Goddess ever.
Barb taught him well in that regard.

Outside of the call itself, he was pretty vague about it all things considered. I think he's desperately trying to draw straws here, though he's also claiming that Bella "faked" much of the call too.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

Outside of the call itself, he was pretty vague about it all things considered. I think he's desperately trying to draw straws here, though he's also claiming that Bella "faked" much of the call too.

She did cut out parts of the call, but I call bullshit on her deepfaking it somehow. I can tell from the pixels and have heard many audacitys in my day.

I give maybe 5% chance it's all some imaginary LARP that Bella told him to do, including telling Null about it. But that's probably just

 

[PsychoNerd054]

She did cut out parts of the call, but I call bullshit on her deepfaking it somehow. I can tell from the pixels and have heard many audacitys in my day.

I give maybe 5% chance it's all some imaginary LARP that Bella told him to do, including telling Null about it. But that's probably just

I think the part that makes me doubt it's fake is probably just the fact that he decided to tell her about being in a relationship with Barb in the first place, which means it's unlikely it's something she told him to say. Plus, I don't think Bella can really plan THAT effectvely.

Though, he also states that Bella "confessed" to faking stuff that was said in the call, in the June letter, which in itself is pretty vague. When and where would she possibly confess to this?

 

[Post Reply]

Outside of the call itself, he was pretty vague about it all things considered. I think he's desperately trying to draw straws here, though he's also claiming that Bella "faked" much of the call too.

Chris was independently telling Null that he was fucking his "new girlfriend". If he claims otherwise now, it's just a self-serving lie.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

Chris was independently telling Null that he was fucking his "new girlfriend". If he claims otherwise now, it's just a self-serving lie.

I really do think he's just trying to find a way to convince people that he didn't fuck Barb now, even insinuating the claim that somehow Bella "faked" what he said.

 

[Post Reply]

I really do think he's just trying to find a way to convince people that he didn't fuck Barb now, even insinuating the claim that somehow Bella "faked" what he said.

Yeah, it's finally sunk in that he is facing permanent consequences for his actions, so he is firing off more letters trying to walk back his admissions.