Best of Corporate Pride Month Items - Gotta get me some of that demographic money, right boys?

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This is where they store all the data surrounding the Gay Agenda™.

Also why the fuck are usb-c drives even a thing? Is it some Mac/Apple thing?
 
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MysticMisty said:
The panda isn't too bad, with the muted colors. With different clothes it'd pass as more of a 90's Lisa Frank throwback than anything pride, but I'm guessing that you're not allowed to pick non-gay clothes. The frog is just awful though the way the colors don't line up, and it barely resembles a frog. Like you can tell they were aiming for a Kermit the Frog style knockoff, but it falls flat. The other four are just generic animals in gay clothes.
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I mean, you can buy the panda or any of the animals separately from the bundle and dress them however the hell you want. That’s the fun of build a bears.
 
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Xanen said:
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If the 2010s were a blur to you, then corporations going from not acknowledging "pride month", to acknowledging it, to really acknowledging it - and using the official flag of Clown World to do so - can seem rather sudden and jarring.
 
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Actually the only way to get the rainbow super powers is by backward long-jumping over Reagan's grave at midnight on the first of June.
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What if I can't get to his grave and I just drove to Dixon IL and did a backflip over the Dixon arch while laying a curse on Rita Crundwell in Regan's name?
 
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Dammit, and here I was hoping for more white pride Skittles this year. Skittles changed its Facebook profile pic to the white one:

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I think the most obnoxious thing about "current year" is the idea that physically fit and competitive females MUST be lesbians or trans. Because clearly a woman who likes winning and taking care of her body really wants to strip the skin off her forearms, chop off her tits, and use the necrotizing flesh to slap a pseudo phallus on her pelvis.
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To be slightly fair, it’s always been a stereotype that female athletes are all lesbians. Current year just decided to add trannies to the mix too because women can’t have anything to themselves. Not saying it’s right, but the lesbian stereotype isn’t new at all.

It does annoy me that all the doped up Soviet athletes that transitioned into trans men are celebrated for being trans when they were given exorbitant amounts of steroids because muh gold medal. At least one East German Olympian I know of transitioned because she looked so much more like a man than a woman after years of massive T doses forced on her that it was just easier for her to abandon the idea of ever getting her womanhood back.
 
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Bottom-friendly diet is pure bs. No one is going up longer than rectum. Maybe to the appendix if you're fisting, but then you probably chug laxatives before just to flush it all out. Because it's not like fisting in itself it damaging as fuck, so who cares if some laxatives fucks it up even further.

You only really need a light flush with water.

The bottoms are usually the ones that are more into muscle building, and the most common foods bodybuilders eat aren't "bottom-friendly". You got a few vegan bodybuilders, but guess why they are few. It's hard as fuck to eat enough and get the right nutrition on only plants.
 
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SpergPatrol said:
HEY GAYS YOU LIKE ANAL SEX?!
INTRODUCING A DIET SO FUCKED UP YOUR ANUS WILL BE WIDER THAN THE STADIUM FOR THE NEW YORK METS!

Like how is this not being eaten alive? This is the shit gays years ago would have called stereotyping.
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It's hilarious because Ethan Klein caught some flack for calling James Charles a "bottom" but if the corporate overlords do it, it's a-ok. Don't even try think too hard about it. Their standards are completely arbitrary at this point.
 
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Maybe it's just my service but Disney plus has one "celebrate pride" list and it's kept pretty much on the down low. Hell it only lists a few token documentaries on the lqbtqrstuvwxyz lifestyle hidden behind a few shows like glee, Amphibia, gravity falls ect. Why gravity falls though? wasn't the only character to be gay revealed at the very last possible second? and not even a main character but the the sheriff who said he and his "partner" were made with power..."and love?"
 
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