Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

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  • August-September 2024

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  • December 2024

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  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.5%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 198 14.2%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 794 56.9%

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So turn comments off on your posts fatass. Just like you did with YouTube for so long until you decided to spend time curating them so only you only see your equally retarded asskissers and a few sly trolls.
He is the thinnest skinned MF in the game. Honestly, you would thing a stroked out Jesus freak, hypocritical, racist, boomer who makes his living completely via social media would nut up. He simply can't take criticism. It's baffling. He can't even have a well reasoned conversation. You'll note during that exchange that he said Hans wouldn't believe him even with vidya evidence. You just fucking know he's just watched some Q-adjacent vidya breaking down the evil oil price conspiracy that, apparently, is only happening here in the US. Do you think that he even acknowledges that there are other countries in the world outside of the one's with brown people that he's scared of and those folk's "cuisine" which is a trash US interpretation of the brown people's food?
 
So turn comments off on your posts fatass. Just like you did with YouTube for so long until you decided to spend time curating them so only you only see your equally retarded asskissers and a few sly trolls.
the best part is that he created his private FB group as a safespace in order to do live chats again and avoid any sort of criticism on his posts but even that was quickly infiltrated by trolls due to fatty's incompetence
 
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Might I recommend the grilled cheese this evening?
Anyone who goes to a restaurant and orders a grilled cheese sandwich should not be allowed to have money. For the price of 1 grilled cheese you could have made 6. The bargain meal section of the menu should simply read: "GO HOME AND COOK SOMETHING YOU LAZY FUCK".
 
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Might I recommend the grilled cheese this evening?
Because there's nothing restaurants love more than a table being filled with people who aren't going to pay premium and who you can't upsell to

Cheap grilled cheeses work at some cheap pubs because it will make people thirsty and order more drinks, but that's a different kind of business than a regular restaurant, and we know Jack doesn't go to pubs.
 
The restaurants will go out of business if they don’t allow fat, broke mongoloids like Jack Scalfani to plop down at a highly profitable table for more than an hour and spend a total of $3 on tap water and a couple of ranch dressing sandwiches.
If your $500 a table customers stop coming because the restaurant is full of trash, they'll go out of business. A Scalfani makes you no money. Any profit you do make after he gorges himself on $5 worth of salad dressing for a $5 salad, you'll lose when he writes a libelous Yelp review.

Where's the money in that?
 
Right on schedule - the gas prices post is gone and an "I'm totally not angy" post is up in its place.

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Jack: Inflammatory comment that has no basis in reality
Literally anyone else: But have you considered this other perspective?
Jack: reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Literally anyone else: That's not an argument
Jack: Look, I don't wanna argue. deletes post

rinse and repeat
 
Right on schedule - the gas prices post is gone and an "I'm totally not angy" post is up in its place.

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Jack's NPD is showing. He does this shit every time he posts anything onto Facebook. People with NPD LOVE control and being an expert. When they have any kind of pushback, they crumble. They have no real argument, so they dismiss and deflect (like in the fuel argument...I'd show you video evidence but you'd never believe it), or they will DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING as a means to gaslight(like the Value Meal post).

The next 2 d's that Jack will do is devalue (No arguments post...essentially saying that he doesn't care about anyone else's thoughts) and discard (I'll keep you as a friend...for now. I'll delete the post where you made me look stupid though).
 
he also deleted the post about restaurants serving "budget options," probably because of this exchange in the FB group where we witness an extremely rare moment in which jack admits he was wrong about something

got a huge kick out of "gonna start encouraging people to cook at home and stop wasteful spending out." start with yourself you fat fuck

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Anyone who goes to a restaurant and orders a grilled cheese sandwich should not be allowed to have money. For the price of 1 grilled cheese you could have made 6. The bargain meal section of the menu should simply read: "GO HOME AND COOK SOMETHING YOU LAZY FUCK".
The only time I have ever bought a Grilled Cheese was at this family restaurant type chain in my area as a kid. My old man figured out the Salad Bar which was a good salad bar with homemade soup and homemade chili for a local chain they made quality food at the time even the ice tea was real tea where you had to add your own sugar. But my old man figured out getting the Grilled Cheese with the Salad Bar was cheaper than just getting the Salad Bar due to a deal they had to get people to buy sandwiches & burgers with the Salad Bar. So we'd fill up on Salad and Soup and take our grilled cheese home for later.

Yeah outside of that or a picky eater for a kid getting a grilled cheese is stupid when out.
 
he also deleted the post about restaurants serving "budget options," probably because of this exchange in the FB group where we witness an extremely rare moment in which jack admits he was wrong about something

got a huge kick out of "gonna start encouraging people to cook at home and stop wasteful spending out." start with yourself you fat fuck

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Wait, is he attempting to be sarcastic though? I mean he was just trashing someone from Nordland.
 
Jesus Christ that "you need value items" comment. Lots of restaurants don't want to attract value hunters, and don't want to appear cheap. Or just don't want to compromise quality.

I keep saying this but I NEED to see Jack go to an actually nice restaurant. I don't think he could take the experience.

This needs to happen before his next stroke kills him. It would be a blessing.「OBJ」「OBJ」
 
Because there's nothing restaurants love more than a table being filled with people who aren't going to pay premium and who you can't upsell to

Cheap grilled cheeses work at some cheap pubs because it will make people thirsty and order more drinks, but that's a different kind of business than a regular restaurant, and we know Jack doesn't go to pubs.
There is always a family-run diner in any small town (or was anyway) that had this kind of stuff, like a $2 breakfast special with two eggs, bacon and toast, $2 for grilled cheese and tomato soup, etc. Probably more like $5 now, but you can still get reasonable lunch specials with basic food. Even Olive Garden's unlimited breadsticks and soup and salad is reasonable, one of the few good things about that place.

And as for road trip food, if I don't go full Spartan and just have bottled water and a giant bag of jerky, I'll get a breakfast or dinner from Cracker Barrel and have leftovers enough for another meal later in the day without stopping.

Anyway, there are reasons for buying normal stuff you can easily make yourself, but they usually involve not being able to go back home, make a meal from scratch, eat it, and be back to work again in less than an hour. Or road trips.
 
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Might I recommend the grilled cheese this evening?
Or... Jack could just learn to actually appreciate cooking and not eat out every single goddamn day. It's not like restaurants double or triple the price to make money to cover employee wages, utilites, and supplies or something like that. It's also not like there are differing qualities that guide clientele and appeal to certain audiences or something. If I want a burger, sure a chain place is great. If I want something more luxurious, I'd go to the nice restaurant and eat the costs since they have better trained staff and better ingredients usually.

Whoever's tracking his Fat on the Go expenses should do a projected monthly spending on food, since we know they eat out almost every single day.
 
Right on schedule - the gas prices post is gone and an "I'm totally not angy" post is up in its place.

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He also deleted the value meal post.

I suspect this exchange may be why.

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Edit: Sorry for double posting this, my phone didn’t refresh the page before I saw it was already mentioned. Clock me.
 
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