PipTheAlchemist
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Nigga looks like a cross between Trigglypuff and an 80's-era child molester
The /pol/ Theory of Beta Male Facial Expressions
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When you hit the randomizer button in the character creator.
Life is Hell...
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Yeah, a lot of politicians affiliated with the infamous Democratic Socialists of America are like that, for example.
Zac Bears (Medford City Council, MA)
Judge Franklin Bynum (Harris County Criminal Court, TX)
Chris Kolb (Jefferson County School Board, KT)
Jose Garza (District Attorney of Harris County, TX)
There's something pretty horrifying about people like these being put in charge of entire cities...
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This guy isn't as bad as the rest but he's got that look that makes me think he's going to turn on you for having posted something vaguely offensive on facebook over a decade ago.
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All except Bears are jewish
Stealing shamelessly from the Boogie thread
DeeDee Megadoodoo
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When Pee-wee Herman molested you but you still want to be a cop.
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Wikipedia Scholar
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Not every smile is a soy smile. Even open-mouthed smiles are not always soy. There's a subtle, but profound difference, which for me is unmistakable. I noticed this before it even became a meme. It does seem to be an instinctive display of being beta.
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For me it seems to mimic the open mouth smiles consistently present on children’s media from the 80s/90s. Which might be a factor considering these fags would have been kids during that timeframe and still to this day consume said media.
PipTheAlchemist
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Why couldn't these fags also mimic the badasses from children's media in the 80s/90s. It'd be at least a little less embarrassing
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Sigma males paralyze their faces with botox rendering all expressions impossible.
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Gay beta fatty Jack Scalfani wearing his own gay merch.
Also if you don't know, CWJ stands for Cucking With Jack, when his wife goes to bed with Tyrone, and JOTG stands for Jerking Off Ten Guys. Joke stolen from @TurdFondler.
Also if you don't know, CWJ stands for Cucking With Jack, when his wife goes to bed with Tyrone, and JOTG stands for Jerking Off Ten Guys. Joke stolen from @TurdFondler.
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How are you a lawyer and don't brush your fucking teeth? You get the one job based around presentation and they simply don't pull it off.
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Every one of them has utterly fucked up teeth! Except the judge, except his mouth is closed, maybe because he's ashamed of his teeth too.
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Honestly there is something that I don't think I can explain in a rational sense. But you can tell the difference between someone legitimately happy and feigning happiness.
If you look at these people geek shit aside almost all of them have this almost deranged sense to them. You can just take a look in their eyes and see that their smile and life feels hollow. The judge probably doesn't but that's the difference between a bug and everyone else. a bug has a very hollow smile it quickly and naturally goes back to a grim feeling of misery.
If you look at these people geek shit aside almost all of them have this almost deranged sense to them. You can just take a look in their eyes and see that their smile and life feels hollow. The judge probably doesn't but that's the difference between a bug and everyone else. a bug has a very hollow smile it quickly and naturally goes back to a grim feeling of misery.
Anasûrimbor Kellhus
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I can never understand why people have to make such exaggerated expressions like this. Maybe I'm just too autistic or something but for photos if it isn't a silly photo, I sometimes feel like anything more than a small smile is overdoing things. But I would die of embarrassment getting caught gaping at the camera like these slack jaw idiots and that was even before discovering the soyface phenomenon