Postmates Is Offering a 'Bottom-Friendly' Menu For Pride Month - If you wanted restaurant ads that are about shitting, you're in luck

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Postmates said “bottom rights!”
Today, popular food delivery app Postmates is announcing its first-ever “Bottom-Friendly Menu” in partnership with restaurants such as H2O Sushi & Izakaya, Prince Street Pizza, Dialog Café, Beatnic, and others. This campaign will mostly focus on restaurants located in Los Angeles and New York City.
This fun initiative in the Postmates app was “conceptualized by a team of LGBTQ+ employees” within the company. Moreover, the food delivery service is making a donation to The Okra Project, which is a “mutual aid collective that provides meals and support to Black trans, non-binary and gender-nonconforming people.”
Check out the official “Eat With Pride” video, narrated by gay comedian Rob Anderson, below.



Postmates announced:
“We know that not every meal is ideal if you plan on getting frisky soon after eating, and while heterosexual sex education is prevalent, there’s not a lot of conversation out there about the best foods to eat before you engage in anal sex. That’s why Postmates is partnering with the founder of Future Method/Bespoke Surgical, anal surgeon and sexual health & wellness expert Dr. Evan Goldstein, and gay comedian Rob Anderson, to have a frank, but fun, discussion on the do’s and don’ts of prepping for anal play, regardless of your sexual orientation, sex or gender.”
Overall, Postmates’ “Bottom-Friendly Menu” is arriving right on time for the weekend of Los Angeles Pride, which will take place on Saturday, June 11, and Sunday, June 12.
 
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They have to do all that stuff in order to only have an acceptable amount of shit on themselves during sex. You know what I have to do to get ready to have sex with a girl and get zero shit on us? Fucking nothing, because that's how it's supposed to work.
 
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They have doubled down in all of their replies to backlash and going from "we want to help LGBTPs" to "we want schools to teach little kids how to bottom" in about 6 hours.

100% that mr. goldstein/federalreservowitz/whateverhisrealnameis is behind the current acct. Expect an announcement next week of free delivery for RSOs (google that term, stands for rabbis , shabbosgoys only) for the rest of the year.
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If it takes an entire diet plan, painkilling drugs, gallons of artificial lubrication that wouldn't exist outside an industrialized society, and years of stretching and desensitizing your anus in order to have proper "sex" and this is still considered "vanilla" to gay men, then they as a subculture need to seriously re-evaluate themselves. Not even lesbians have to jump through such hoops in order to fuck. Sex shouldn't be such a chore and yet it is to the gay male culture because they decided to center their sexuality around an orifice that is built solely to EXPEL and actively rejects any intrusions.
 
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