Postmates Is Offering a 'Bottom-Friendly' Menu For Pride Month - If you wanted restaurant ads that are about shitting, you're in luck

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Postmates said “bottom rights!”
Today, popular food delivery app Postmates is announcing its first-ever “Bottom-Friendly Menu” in partnership with restaurants such as H2O Sushi & Izakaya, Prince Street Pizza, Dialog Café, Beatnic, and others. This campaign will mostly focus on restaurants located in Los Angeles and New York City.
This fun initiative in the Postmates app was “conceptualized by a team of LGBTQ+ employees” within the company. Moreover, the food delivery service is making a donation to The Okra Project, which is a “mutual aid collective that provides meals and support to Black trans, non-binary and gender-nonconforming people.”
Check out the official “Eat With Pride” video, narrated by gay comedian Rob Anderson, below.



Postmates announced:
“We know that not every meal is ideal if you plan on getting frisky soon after eating, and while heterosexual sex education is prevalent, there’s not a lot of conversation out there about the best foods to eat before you engage in anal sex. That’s why Postmates is partnering with the founder of Future Method/Bespoke Surgical, anal surgeon and sexual health & wellness expert Dr. Evan Goldstein, and gay comedian Rob Anderson, to have a frank, but fun, discussion on the do’s and don’ts of prepping for anal play, regardless of your sexual orientation, sex or gender.”
Overall, Postmates’ “Bottom-Friendly Menu” is arriving right on time for the weekend of Los Angeles Pride, which will take place on Saturday, June 11, and Sunday, June 12.
 
The Okra Project, which is a “mutual aid collective that provides meals and support to Black trans, non-binary and gender-nonconforming people

Isn't that racist? If battered women's shelters have to house men with girldicks then why does this charity get a pass on only providing free food to black trannies?
 
I once read some gay celebrity explaining how the first times he had sex, he fasted for a whole day to have his ass clean. He then "learned" a proper procedure involving a bottle up his butt.

Totally normal.
 
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Seven hells, I can't believe this is -not- a parody.
 
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I once read some gay celebrity explaining how the first times he had sex, he fasted for a whole day to have his ass clean. He then "learned" a proper procedure involving a bottle up his butt.
A lot of gay celebrities (especially the ones who are celebrities for being gay, like Dan Savage) are better-looking and/or higher functioning versions of Zinnia Jones: massive exhibitionists who get off on forcing other people to engage with their shit. He's half right (fasting is bad, douching is typically overkill but a good insurance policy) but consider: Gwenyth Paltrow is considered a freak of nature for her vagina eggs/steam cleaning her snatch stuff just because it's weird and intrusive to talk about this stuff in public regardless of efficacy. But Clown World enables perverts and exhibitionists because something something homophobia.

Rant over, back to virtue signaling clowns trying to monetize common knowledge.
 
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