Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Patrick X Tomlinson said:
This was from a new episode of Forensic Files. Some unknown serial killer from the 1970's that looks a lot like Fatrick.
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Caesare said:
I don't have anything to add, really. But I was watching Youtube, a video about a serial rapist in Tampa, and the guy had a bit of a Pat look to him, so I thought I'd post it.
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Ok guys hear me out...

What if Fatrick (who is indeed obese and of irredeemable quality) is the Zodiac Killer?
 
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! said:
Enjoy the W, Patrick. Most of us win by our own accomplishments, he won because a better man died. It's not honorable, respectable, or even desirable, but it's still a win. Tomorrow morning Patrick will wake up, hung over, and have a very normal day. The man who bested him will be naked on a cold slab. That night, over a quiet, shared dinner his ex-wife and ex-daughter and ex-friends who sided with PCJ will be holding back tears. Meanwhile Pat will be at that stupid bar ordering a beer. I can't see this as anything other than a clear win for his fatness. I guess the sun shines for everybody, even that contemptable little shitbag.
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Yes, tonight Jon is on a cold slab and fatrick is having a beer in celebration. But Jon does have a quiet, solemn group who mourns him deeply, and a much larger group who, while not personally touched by his death, is at least saddened by the passing of a good man. Fatrick wins tonight. But in the long term, one day he will also be laying naked on a cold slab. Statistically, given his lifestyle, one day not too far away. And on that day, will there be a single person who cries genuine tears of mourning? Will anyone, aside from his bartender, who is angry at being stiffed out of his outstanding tab, really be upset? And that night, there will be far more people who quietly cheer into their beers that this fat retard is finally gone. Meanwhile, fatrick's only real legacy in this world will be able to continue on knowing that her loser biological father has no impact on her life living or dead. Instead, she can reflect on the man who went out of his way to care for and raise her out of the love and selflessness of his heart, and choose to emulate her real dad, instead of the retarded dead end who unfortunately happened to participate in her conception.
 
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From the SFWA leak:
JSON: 
{
    "Membership level": "*Full",
    "First name": "Patrick S.",
    "Last name": "Tomlinson",
    "e-Mail": "patrickstomlinson@gmail.com",
    "Phone": "6085669287",
    "Middle Name": "Sean",
    "Agent": "Russell Galen",
    "Twitter": "[USER=119888]@stealthygeek[/USER]"
  }
So we know he's a vaunted "full" member, but not a "lifetime." Also his agent is apparently Russell Galen, who used to be Phil Dick's agent. In any event, that explains how an absolute idiot like this can get contacts in Hollywood. I'm not sure if it's the Russell Galen himself or just an associate at his firm, but that's a pretty hard hitting literary agency.

This fat bastard managed to luck (or suck) his way into that somehow.
 
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AnOminous said:
From the SFWA leak:
{
"Membership level": "*Full",
"First name": "Patrick S.",
"Last name": "Tomlinson",
"e-Mail": "patrickstomlinson@gmail.com",
"Phone": "6085669287",
"Middle Name": "Sean",
"Agent": "Russell Galen",
"Twitter": "@stealthygeek"
}
So we know he's a vaunted "full" member, but not a "lifetime." Also his agent is apparently Russell Galen, who used to be Phil Dick's agent. In any event, that explains how an absolute idiot like this can get contacts in Hollywood. I'm not sure if it's the Russell Galen himself or just an associate at his firm, but that's a pretty hard hitting literary agency.

This fat bastard managed to luck (or suck) his way into that somehow.
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That pretty much lines up with what @Boston Brand was dropping. If I remember like 80 pages ago, it was in fact the Russell Galen. Who I am sure is thrilled to get his 10% of Fat Rick's untracked hand sales.

Couple of questions arise:

Shouldn't Galen be able to get a publishing deal for Fat Rick as a legendary literary agent?

Isn't fat tits doing his stupid Dickens grave desecration at his agent's suggestion? I.e., did a man who professionally handled good sci fi tell Patrick to quit fucking writing it?
 
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instythot said:
Shouldn't Galen be able to get a publishing deal for Fat Rick as a legendary literary agent?
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Pat's financial situation looks a lot better than by all rights it should be from his book sales, so it's possible Galen manages to wangle a film option from time to time that goes nowhere. If Zoe Quinn, an unpublished nobody can do that with an as-yet-unwritten book and a history of blatant take-the-money-and-run scams, Patrick probably could too.

Like his books or not, like Chuck Wendig, he actually does write them, even if he's the Kenny G of SF, minus the actual huge financial success.

In any event, a mid-five-figure option is peanuts for Hollywood and they routinely take out options just in case.
 
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AnOminous said:
Pat's financial situation looks a lot better than by all rights it should be from his book sales, so it's possible Galen manages to wangle a film option from time to time that goes nowhere. If Zoe Quinn, an unpublished nobody can do that with an as-yet-unwritten book and a history of blatant take-the-money-and-run scams, Patrick probably could too.

Like his books or not, like Chuck Wendig, he actually does write them, even if he's the Kenny G of SF, minus the actual huge financial success.

In any event, a mid-five-figure option is peanuts for Hollywood and they routinely take out options just in case.
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If there's any legs to this theory, I truly hope a rascal shits out a self published novel onto Amazon that hits all of the plot points fat tits can't stop tweeting out just to muddy the rights a bit
 
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AnOminous said:
Pat's financial situation looks a lot better than by all rights it should be from his book sales, so it's possible Galen manages to wangle a film option from time to time that goes nowhere. If Zoe Quinn, an unpublished nobody can do that with an as-yet-unwritten book and a history of blatant take-the-money-and-run scams, Patrick probably could too.

Like his books or not, like Chuck Wendig, he actually does write them, even if he's the Kenny G of SF, minus the actual huge financial success.

In any event, a mid-five-figure option is peanuts for Hollywood and they routinely take out options just in case.
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Pat's writing is the side project to his main business. There's a lot of money in the pepperoni stand, if you know what I mean.
Losing a twitter fight? Rascals have you feeling down? Put a little pep in your step with Fatrick's Niggeroni. A taste of the third world at a first world price!
The advertisement above is a stalker and should be reported and blocked
 
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Laquisha Guntermensch said:
Pat's writing is the side project to his main business. There's a lot of money in the pepperoni stand, if you know what I mean.
Losing a twitter fight? Rascals have you feeling down? Put a little pep in your step with Fatrick's Niggeroni. A taste of the third world at a first world price!
The advertisement above is a stalker and should be reported and blocked
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*reported*
*blocked*
Take that atalker.
 
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