One of the only interesting moments in the "I BOUGHT THOSE MUSSELS FROM MAXI" stream, before she Wheelchaired herself into a drooling, mumbling stupor, was (around 1hr 33 in) when our selfless Boss Bitch who generously cooked a homemade meal for her retarded roommate (definitely out of the kindness of her heart, and not because she spent all her money on drugs, Paneer and Nader) had an epiphany about how to expand her empire.
She casually floated her idea to him (and all her viewers) that since he's lacking in life skills, maybe
she could get
paid by the government to be his caregiver!
"
You know what?? I wonder if you DO, like, actually suffer from serious executive disfunction? <As she slams her massive gunt down in her fridge-front chair with a crrrreak>
If I could get get some kind of caregiver'
s allowance to take care of you? Like FOR REAL!! <Ratface>"
"...Or do you think that's like embarrassing?"
<silence from Beetz>
"If you can't, it's not your fault, I'm just saying!"
<silence from Beetz>
"It's just a THOUGHT! It's true! TeeeHeee! ...WHAAAAT???"
After more uncomfortable silence and a bit of a stiff interaction, she drops it with "
I'm kidding, Peetz".
It was super awkward and would have been uncomfy to witness if she had done that to anyone other than Peetz. But since it was Peetz, it was hilarious. I think Elon Musk can expect some extra-angry tweets tonight.
Oh, and also our dainty queen, who is fully committed to getting that revenge body, is doing GREAT on her new diet plan! She stuck to her "home-cooked only!" diet, eating just porkchops and potatoes
for dinner! (She also had a small pre-dinner

snack of
salad dressing and a yogurt, a post-dinner giant bowl of cereal

with cream, and most of a bag of chips w/salsa, but obviously that doesn't count!)

I have faith, Guntal! Its been a couple years since you originally posted this, but just a
few more days of your "home-cooked" meal plan and you will,
oh you will, be able to rub your summer bikini bod in ALLLLL the
insignificants faces!
