DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[SaidNoOneEver]

Ya know that kinda looks like a horse breeder from Spokane. Maybe the former owner coming for a visit?

https://www.equinenow.com/horse-ad-1423650

 

[Iron Hamster]

Kat be going to the same barber as will from stranger things.

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So many questions about Curls & Twirls now.

 

[Fartsyde Dill]

The human body is an amazing machine, the liver in particular can suffer tremendous, sustained abuse and be 85% dead before you really, really start noticing.

By the time an outsider can really tell the liver is basically completely destroyed.

The body really isn't that amazing. Consider that you can fall from a standing position and die from hitting your head, or you can choke to death on a small piece of food.

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

If we're accepting the photo is real, what chance is there that the one day someone took a photo of Phil, he had a woman other than his wife in the car with him? 1000-1? 10000-1? What actual human being does Phil know IRL and spend any time with other than Kat? He's not randomly driving a cousin of his to Fred Meyer---where Kat worked. Doesn't Phil in a car with his wife make 1000% more sense than Phil and some random cousin?

ACKtually uhh thats just a co-worker of Kat whose car broke down that he was doing a good deed and driving to work. Also, someone registered Phil's Twitter handle in WWE Champions and spent over 100 THOUSAND DALLERS on it just to frame him THE SICK FUCKS. And you guys wonder why.....uhh, he doesn't share more of his life.

 

[Cataloons]

Has a better kiwi than me managed to get a screencap of Kat in 3/4 profile or full profile? That would confirm the whole facial ratio and/or jaw to nose ratio. Those would be relatively stable even with weight gain.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Odd you'd post a pic of him. Have you seen his wife when they 1st got together, and now?

Is this a better reference?

 

[FamicomGorby]

Is this a better reference?
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Dave was taking Kat to get a 90lb mole on her ass removed, it all makes sense!

 

[M0L0K]

I had the weirdest nightmare last night that an angry hippo was chasing me and trying to eat me, I wake up and see this. Coincidence?

 

[KiwiFarmer97]

whats the name of this discord? i wanna join

 

[Cataloons]

Has a better kiwi than me managed to get a screencap of Kat in 3/4 profile or full profile? That would confirm the whole facial ratio and/or jaw to nose ratio. Those would be relatively stable even with weight gain.

I am my own hero.

 

[Hate Army Watch]

Dave was taking Kat to get a 90lb mole on her ass removed, it all makes sense!

OIC: There are thousands of dollars at stake.
DSP: Again with the money?!?!
OIC: Yeah, again with the money, it's settled, Dave, so either name your price or get over it!

 

[Gout of Redemption]

I am my own hero.

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Looks like the same mare to me

 

[strandedcastaway]

It will be interesting to see how Phil spins this story.

When the bank leaks came out, Phil somehow was able to both say it was identity theft that cost him thousands of dollars to resolve AND that none of the information leaked was real, that it was a dumbfuck conspiracy theory. The dentheads bought this, even though it's a total contradiction that makes no sense.

This time, I expect we'll hear that he's being stalked and trolls are trying to hurt his family. But think about it---a photo of Phil and his wife only "hurts his family" if he's embarrassed to be seen with Kat and for us to know what she looks like. Otherwise it's just a photo. So if he claims the photo is fake and it's not, he's telling us AND ALSO KAT he thinks she's too hideous to admit being seen with. And I can't see that going well for him if he wants his Fred Meyer dinners heated up every night.

 

[UaineRunei]

I am my own hero.

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Did she eat her eyebrows?

 

[Iron Hamster]

This time, I expect we'll hear that he's being stalked

I guess he could if it weren't normal people going about their daily business in the real world while he remains the shut in that decided to step out in front of someone with a camera on their phone.

 

[Coke Zero]

How terrified is phil right now that someone also has a picture of him at total wine with a shopping cart full of gin?

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Looks like the same mare to me

I'm still not seeing it. The nose.

 

[Hate Army Watch]

How terrified is phil right now that someone also has a picture of him at total wine with a shopping cart full of gin?

Anyone on here who lives in Washington state, do us all a favor, go through your camera roll, see if you have a wild sighting of Goutfoot, that you unwittingly captured on camera

 

[FormerPro]

Sad to see Phil and Kat split up, but his new partner can connect with Phil on a much deeper level. They both had fleeting moments of fame in the early late 00's/early 10's which fizzled out and now they live their lives trying to milk the last few dollars they can from their 15 minutes.

To Phil and Honey Boo Boo's mom, I wish you many happy years together!

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

Any predictions on how DSP will react to us finding out he replaced Panda with Khet and Khet with his current soulmaid PPP?

Im going with attempting to ignore it while being extra salty and banning any mention of the Clydesdale.