Prison Letters (5/8/22 + 6/1/22) Two New Chris Jail Letters from Helena Fiorenza

Tsukasa Kayoda said:
"The staff in 1 Hickory...literally had me pinned and recreated the pin-me-down event from fourth grade (minus the choke hold)"
I see kick-the-autistic is the facility's main sport there as well.
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I called it 100%. I said he probably looked sad because he didn't want to get transferred. When you refuse to comply they form an extraction team to bumrush and subdue you. Maybe I'm the real player one.
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Helena is so ugly that not even chris chan would have sex with her
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helena is a troon.
PsychoNerd054 said:
She was a pretty standard Chris orbiter all things considered. Compared to many of Chris's other orbiters, the most impact Helena's had outside of these letters was that Chris actually befriended her, and even implemented her Pickchu OC in his comic lore.

I think she, along with Kengle and others, shows how even after Chris commited a crime, the fanbase he developed beforehand won't truly die, and people are still willing to reach out to him.
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He is more than just a twitter orbiter, he has been passing around CWC religious flyers around his shithole 3rd world country and all kinds of crazy shit. Helena was the one encouraging his weird sexual behavior on twitter in an underhanded way. He is also part of a discord where those twitter orbiters congregate. Many of them actual retards. But this is what I was referring to when I said he has more white knights than ever, and they will support him no matter what. They have a pretty large (and growing) social circle of retards cultivated on twitter, reddit, and youtube who will simp for cwc and give them pieces of their own tugboat.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
He is also part of a discord where those twitter orbiters congregate. Many of them actual retards. But this is what I was referring to when I said he has more white knights than ever, and they will support him no matter what. They have a pretty large (and growing) social circle of retards cultivated on twitter, reddit, and youtube who will simp for cwc and give them pieces of their own tugboat.
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Leak the Discord.
 
Blue Miaplacidus said:
He is more than just a twitter orbiter, he has been passing around CWC religious flyers around his shithole 3rd world country and all kinds of crazy shit. Helena was the one encouraging his weird sexual behavior on twitter in an underhanded way. He is also part of a discord where those twitter orbiters congregate. Many of them actual retards. But this is what I was referring to when I said he has more white knights than ever, and they will support him no matter what. They have a pretty large (and growing) social circle of retards cultivated on twitter, reddit, and youtube who will simp for cwc and give them pieces of their own tugboat.
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Weren't a lot of these Twitter orbiters and white knights around since around like 2019 or so though? I'm not sure I'd qualify this as "more white knights than ever", they just congregate in one place, making them easier to spot. The Watchmen were a pretty perfect example of this, where you'd have all of these frequent Chris enablers just gather up in one spot.
 
PsychoNerd054 said:
Weren't a lot of these Twitter orbiters and white knights around since around like 2019 or so though? I'm not sure I'd qualify this as "more white knights than ever", they just congregate in one place, making them easier to spot. The Watchmen were a pretty perfect example of this, where you'd have all of these frequent Chris enablers just gather up in one spot.
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Yes the key blatant orbiters on twitter have been around for a few years but because of geno and gibi's youtube videos, he's gained a lot of young trans/furry/gay/retarded people. Who either hold the belief that he didn't fuck his mom, straight up pity, or he was "bullied into fucking his mom" so they support him. Just go through these peoples twitters and look at how many young people interact with them about chris chan, look at the subreddit. You would think people would disavow him after fucking barb, but his support is just as high if not higher. It's insanity.
 
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thegooddoctor said:
Jesus Christ ever heard of leniency, or taking breaks or paragraphs in your writing fatty? I swear aside from a few interesting pieces of lore or unless their is actual new info regarding his situation or a past reveal of family matters, these letters of his are pretty much a chore to read.
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Literally the only entertaining parts are when he says "ye".

Also, talking about having sex with his mom is "big talk" lolllll wtf...
 
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For some reason I feel like his attempts at retconning the situation stems less from genuine regret or even realizing that people think he's fucking disgusting. I get the feeling that his lawyer is trying to shift blame to Barb and coaching him as they get closer to trial. Defense attorneys will literally try to argue that a 12 year old totally came on to Uncle Tickles so it's not a stretch to argue that Barb groomed her disabled child. If Chris's antics in jail and the hospital have him deemed too retarded to consent it may actually work. Chris will latch on to anything that absolves him of responsibility but I'm just not convinced he came to these conclusions on his own.
 
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K2daROC said:
For some reason I feel like his attempts at retconning the situation stems less from genuine regret or even realizing that people think he's fucking disgusting.
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It’s because he doesn’t want further punishment. He doesn’t regret and he doesn’t care what we think.

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I get the feeling that his lawyer is trying to shift blame to Barb and coaching him as they get closer to trial.
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He would have to be really dumb given that Barb is 80 and is either senile or good at faking it. Victim blaming is usually a bad move when the victim is a little old lady.

K2daROC said:
If Chris's antics in jail and the hospital have him deemed too retarded to consent it may actually work.
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No.

K2daROC said:
Chris will latch on to anything that absolves him of responsibility but I'm just not convinced he came to these conclusions on his own.
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It’s the same play Chris always makes. He does this every time he’s faced with consequences for his actions. He accused Snyder of jumping at his car, he accused the Gamestop guy of jumping out at him, and now he’s accusing Barb of jumping on his duck. Predictable.
 
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K2daROC said:
For some reason I feel like his attempts at retconning the situation stems less from genuine regret or even realizing that people think he's fucking disgusting. I get the feeling that his lawyer is trying to shift blame to Barb and coaching him as they get closer to trial. Defense attorneys will literally try to argue that a 12 year old totally came on to Uncle Tickles so it's not a stretch to argue that Barb groomed her disabled child. If Chris's antics in jail and the hospital have him deemed too retarded to consent it may actually work. Chris will latch on to anything that absolves him of responsibility but I'm just not convinced he came to these conclusions on his own.
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I mean if thats the play he's taken his sweet-ass time to apply the Tardbacca defense.

I think its most likely that he talked with some trash-tier head shrinker who asked about parental abuse and Chris latched on as a way to shift blame as always.

Besides just look at the optics. On one side you have Chris. A retard for sure but most definitely not retarded enought to fail to recognize that his actions were fucked. Even a cursory evaluation of him and his behavior tells you he's definitely competent enough to stand trial and definitely competent enough to consent. In prior assault cases right after the fact chris went into "oh shit" mode because he KNEW assault was unacceptable. Likewise he's referred to incest several times in his life and always acknowledged its a bad thing.

He's also a fat tranny schlob which in the eyes of a Southern raised, virginian good old boy is a massive red flag pointing towards weird sex shit.

Then you have barb a senile old lady who's seemingly more and more catatonic every time we see her. She literally cannot consent.

If Heilberg goes after Barb he's throwing the case.
 
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I've said this before, the only regret I think Chris feels is getting caught. I'm not sure even that is true.

ANobody said:
Then you have barb a senile old lady who's seemingly more and more catatonic every time we see her. She literally cannot consent.

If Heilberg goes after Barb he's throwing the case.
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Make them think the senile old woman is behind it to get the retards charges dropped. Tough play.
 
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anti SJW said:
I've said this before, the only regret I think Chris feels is getting caught. I'm not sure even that is true.
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Chris regrets getting caught and being punished for it. He wanted people to know about this, that's why he thought he was so clever in hinting about his 'relationship with an older woman' in the Null texts.
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Make them think the senile old woman is behind it to get the retards charges dropped. Tough play.
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On the subject of going after Barb for the defense play, I wouldn't say it's entirely unfounded. We've known for years the relationship between Chris and Barb following Bob's passing has been fucking creepy, including spooning and moreover I always think of what Marvin said way back regarding the way Chris and Barb interacted during those stupid continuance trials in the wake of the macing incident. Like the way Chris was to Barb was the way he (Marvin) would be towards a girl he wanted to sleep with.

Sure, it's a hail mary if I've ever heard one but it may be the only play he seriously has if chris won't admit guilt, which of course he never will unless he thinks he's getting the better end of the deal (when there is no better end in his situation).
 
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Nice to know Chris is still lying, and blaming everybody else on his behavior.
 
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I've said this before, the only regret I think Chris feels is getting caught. I'm not sure even that is true.
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Chris doesn't have empathy so it's extremely hard, if not impossible for him to feel compassion that isn't directed at him. In order to feel regret, Chris has to admit he hurt his mother, which he doesn't believe happened. In the space of like six months, he went from calling her all the time, worrying about her not picking up, and now trying to pin the blame on her. It's quite a ride he went down.
 
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